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These "polls" are so ridiculous, but it provides some fun for trolling... Do your thing if you're so inclined.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1275208261134778369
Nedster64
Aumpa
It's fallen back to a 2 point lead for Joe.
bazookasoup
Based on the speed of the rebound, it seems likely to be bots. She will end up with millions of votes on both sides.
MHman
Not saying it's right or wrong, but do y'all remember what happened the last time we got cocky about polls? Don't get complacent.
BeeCups
If Biden takes the lead in the poll I wonder if she'll delete the post
Maulbert
Clearly, this was unbiased./s
mrgrynch
Creepy Biden is winning now lol, even a biased poll is losing
knobcopter
He’s losing again :(
napzack
Like left polls are biased
Dopplersheep
Oh, cool; whataboitism! I love me some non-sequitur fallacies in the morning. Thank you!
Maulbert
There are plenty of unbiased polls that show Trump trailing Biden, and they're also not obviously slanted Twitter polls. Check Reuters.
napzack
After last election the only polls that matter are election day polls.
Scaramucci
"I won the mega million jackpot after only playing twice which means that the alleged 1 in 300 million probability of it is a liberal hoax"
optimistcynic
*sigh. last election polls were accurate. people just didn't understand error bars.
napzack
“At least I will be president” -Obama
Maulbert
2016 was decided by < 80,000 votes in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania. Hillary lost because she never campaigned in those states.
kittykat25909
The nicknames always make me think of a kids show.. "But the little chicken was snatched up by smelly ol fox! oh no!"
kittykat25909
I feel like child manipulation tactics shouldn't be effective on your core demographic..or any adult really..
HonestCommentFarmer
It's a case of "saying what we (the arch-conservatives in this case) are all thinking." They're "friendly" enough nicknames that moderates
HonestCommentFarmer
will ignore them for being dumb manipulation, but they speak to the reactionaries who make up his base. It's a way he appears honest to them
PlankTableGo
This was an actual poll on Fox News:
jazzwicket
"How big are President Trump's hands?" A) HUGE B) TREMENDOUSLY HUGE C) THE HUGEST HANDS OF ANY PRESIDENT EVER
SmokyDoggg
I like this. Last time we got complacent, we thought trump couldn't win why go out and vote. We've seen the garbage fire. vote. Vote! VOTE!!
mity0k23
Less than 90% in your own fucking bubble? Hope you got flood insurance for your dumpster fire.
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
AsianLeprechaun
Ouch
BigMac0
I was hoping some grabbed a screenshot of that.
Seggs
noonehasthisoneyet
SirTimTimOfSealand
AntRam95
https://youtu.be/nnNlFHg8Y4E
poopknifeMAN
Haha saw that
glassweaver
A Natzi ran for house in Chicago. As a Reublican. He got 25% of the vote. She can't even do a tenth as well as a Fucking Illinois Natzi!
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Got to watch out for those notsee's they sneak up on you.
PennsylvaniaPalindrome
fonneddic speller
glassweaver
Yeah
TheRealTonyLazuto
It's spelled Not-See, or more traditionally, Naught-See
Buffy2188
Nauwght-Xee
dthninja2
I hate Illinois Nazis...
number14
She deleted it I think
circlebreaker
The screen cap shall live, forevermore!
johngoodie
Nope! Still up. At 42% now, get in while it's hot. 18 hours left. https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1275208261134778369
DancingPanther
Screencap of current results please!!
FartyMcDumpstein
jimjamjimmerjimmyjames
/a/eaEnN8e
parrotPositivityDog
1.8% is still too high considering how crazy and far right her politics is. Can you imagine Nazi (if exists) gets 1.8% vote in Germany?
McFancyPants
Considering you can get up to 3 years in jail for displaying swastikas in public, I highly doubt you'd find a German nazi politician today.
Dagordae
Yes. They've got a far-right ultranationalist party, the National Democratic Party of Germany. They got creamed in 2017 but were at 1.8%
Dagordae
before that. 2014 they ever managed to get a seat in the European Parliament. Somehow.
SophieArcher
Well trump got in...
thenewteddy
uh... far-right nationalist parties HAVE taken over 1.8% of the vote in germany since 1949. Multiple times.
thenewteddy
And I don't mean the trump-like AfD. I mean like out and out pro-ww2-germany types.
thenewteddy
this is one of the reasons why I spend so much time shaking my head. I know history. I know a lot of history. Despite that;
thenewteddy
And despite Trump being 10 times worse than even the leftist lefto thinks, he's STILL not the worst US president *cough*harding*cough*
TheWombatStrikesAgain
You clearly haven't heard about the AfD. Not exactly a nazi party*, but at the very least far-right authoritarians.
sens22s
And they have far more than 1,8% sadly...
TheWombatStrikesAgain
*Though they do copy nazi rhetoric, trivialise nazis, and tolerate nazis in their ranks.
TheJellyfishh
It's working guys. Keep it going and imagine her face as she sees this insane "poll" flip against her.
TCGView
it's tightened some, but Joe still has the lead.
nolittleplans
Ahahaha that's like walking through Germany in the 40s and taking a poll on who likes the SS. Ahahahhaa
Sugarcrotch
while caring a gun and wearing a uniform
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
89.6% of 1,900 votes? So, so far, with the entire internet available, the turnout is still worse than his last actual public appearance
Winowill
Trump is gaining, but Biden still ahead
crankyoldgeezer
ASDusername
Down to 80.8% now haha
Unionburner
75% of 6,202
haileymonster
Wolvenlight
My favorite part of this is her telling Shaun King how white he is, her marshmallow self pulling a Spiderman meme unironically.
graehall
It's now 51.3% in Biden's favour. Even though they tried to sabotage it by calling the wrong candidate creepy.
dontrike
51-49% currently. I so hope this blows up in her face.
DAVESM1TH
53.7% of 9900 now
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I just voted...Biden is leading
justtruth
Cool thing about bullshit data. You can make context out of anything, pass it off, and even though it says what you want it doesn’t matter
shiviro
55.4% of 9553 votes now lmaoo let's do thisss
IITrashPandaII
The poll has 19 hrs left. Trump is down to 65 percent now. We can keep it going
postingpandas
52.1 to 47.9, roughly ~10800 votes. I did my part!
grandallbiognome
62/38 I did my part!
poopknifeMAN
shiviro
49.6/50.4% WE DID IT
number14
65% with 7934 votes.
Diplominator
It just crossed over to a narrow Biden lead.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
60 40 at 12:22 EST.
dinosaurakadinosaur
What Kindergarten BS is this
DougForcett
athenstripes
So am i!
TastyBlake22
Creepy Joe is making a comeback!
orivalx
49 vs 51, we are almost there
LyonEnigma
From the genius that brought you this... /a/bnnPp3D
Slander7
If there's one thing that unites South and North Korea, it's KPop.
JohnnySilverballs
Jesus christ, the mental gymnastics.
maddshakes
That’s beautiful.
empatheticteach
Click on it and vote if you have Twitter. Shut it down. It’s now 60/40 in favor of trump despite who this has been in front of. Fuck (1/2)
empatheticteach
(2/2) this lady’s worldview up
TacoAddiction
She'll probably just pull it down and claim it was bots
FairfaxJack
Of all the ways horrible ways that Trump has damaged America the most annoying is that brain-dead morons like this suddenly feel empowered
snuffcarcass
Thanks for the pebble at the top of the hill, McCain: Palin the quitter, made the presidency attainable for know-nothing loudmouth dipshits.
MarsBarsDM
Not that I disagree, but that’s like taking a vote of who likes beer inside a bar...during Happy Hour.
greenf1sh
Yeah, and this is a fun chance to piss in their beer and watch them still drink it with a smile.
DoakMD
Well at the moment 54% of people don't like beer.
NerosaurusRex11235
It's still active...go wreck it...
InvolentaryYoga
The term is false concensus if helps
lurkylurklurker
Kinda like social media posts during the 2016 election...
Lurkerdraegon
Ugh, no. Rum anytime. Or a Cuba libre, yummy!
XplodingUnicornGlitter
That's the point.
MDWitCommunityMagnet
I do!!!
wealldobetterwhenwealldobetter
What's the poll at now? I don't have a twitter.
flufflystuff
Vote for me and you'll get free beer!!... if you can afford it
Quizz25S
Free beer after you pay the Beer Tax
FormalWareBytes
"You're chances of affording it with 0 help is better than with some help from them b/c you wont need help b/c we'll unhelp those people"
Sugarcrotch
with promises like that you are gonna cause me to vote you for president
Maverickaura
trump is losing on that poll now.
amandajohnson78365
Or like asking whether or not Brett Kavanaugh likes beer.
Mou5e
Or who wants the Kool-Aid at Jonestown.
FormalWareBytes
Lazy data and a propensity for small words seems to be a hallmark of Trump supporters. Just reporting what i see is all.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
Yeah well freedom survey dot net says 118% of Americans disagree
Sugarcrotch
89% of trump supporters support trump
Loraxis
But hé knows all the small words, they're the best words, there no greater words than small
WayOfTheScience
It's called the sample of convenience, it's why in statistics and all the sciences learning statistics, we use random sampling
WayOfTheScience
even for a single lake you catch fish in multiple locations (safely), repeatedly to try and figure out the actual population of the lake.
Wobbixx
Also push polling by stating the 'correct' answer during framing
hesbeginningtobelieve
Wait.. so you don’t disagree with this?
MarsBarsDM
Sugarcrotch
89% of trump supporters support trump? whats there to disagree with?
hesbeginningtobelieve
Polls that say Biden is in the lead are wrong. Personally, I disagree with that.
Sugarcrotch
polls are fucking stupid and are never accurate. either incomplete data of voters doing the poll or its bias as fuck
myotherrideisyermom
Creepy Joe 2020!
DidSomebodyCallForAnAdult
It's so disappointing that we are at the point that the people running an entire country are literally using elementary school insults.
zylla2
They could have leveled the playing field with "Trailer Trash Trump"
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Ironic that they would call him Creepy Joe when their holy leader is Actual Rapist Trump too.
NotACyberman
Actual *child raper
myotherrideisyermom
I am with you. I don’t expect anything from Biden other than the news focus on other things instead of constant idiot-in-chief.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Lol hiden biden. Guess they forgot about bunker bitch
hawfwit
Gaslight, Obstruct, Project
MxMenagerie
This was the first thing I thought.
Oblok
A perfect example of trying to pick your voters (her followers).
flufflystuff
Literally every poll does this
Emracruel
Many reputable polls do their best to be fair. Many don't, but there are certainly polls that make every attempt to be non-bias
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
So you're not much for statistics then, huh?
flufflystuff
I'm for statistics without political goals or bias attached. If you survey people who already agree with you your survey is crap
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
Are you saying that not every poll does what this poll is doing, then?
flufflystuff
Idk, good question... In political polls I'd be super skeptical of just about all of them. If they go through peer review. More solid
Gababu
considering she has such a low number of followers, a random school class president would yield higher votes.
Israaa
She brought in 1.7% of the vote in her district. SAD! lol
andwings2go
Absolutely loaded question and survey like that and still had 200 people say “nah, fuck all that”
Dionysus187
If Joe is creepy, Trump is rapey
empatheticteach
It’s now 60/40 in favor of trump which is saying something considering the bias and the audience. Fuck them.
LifeIsARollercoaster
Why should we pay attention to this loser who got 1.8% of the vote. She is trying to get fame
drunkwaffle
To fuck with her and her "poll". Messing with Trumptards is fun.
donkeystothecastle
Cuz it would be funny to see it back fire on her. For funzies.
JustinSane6
Well I’m Canadian and I just voted for Creepy Joe.
binaryspike
Don't forget vote.org /s
NotoriousDuchess
So you're one of these foreign agents we keep hearing about.
sadsquatch
Within an hour Biden has already come up to 16.6
sliveroflight
.
MalukuSeito
and he is winning.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
53/47 Biden right now. Guess the poll won’t be there in the morning.
Strugg1eBuss
46% now, +1 vote from me :)
alsowhatsaderp
44.6! Almost there!
HardArgh
38
Mentat70
48%.
Peppermintpatty
Closer to even now.
Sillypirate24
Its 51/49 in favor of Biden now
smittysomethin
54% Biden now!
freerider35
52% for Biden now. https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1275208261134778369?s=19
greenf1sh
Already up to 40%, keep it goin!
Banananet
He’s above 50%
TacoAddiction
49.2%
Jaco365
49.2% at 1:08 EST. Keep it up!
drunkencrusader
42.6 now
PieAndPunch
Created an account just to vote. Up to 40 in an hour. C'mon guys let's make this shit backfire on her so hard!
sannafay
48% now
wellthisjustgotinteresting
32%
Babomonkey
%35.3
bPemberdin
He's up to 27.1% now
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
32%
empatheticteach
40% now
ShifuYaku
54% now :)
empatheticteach
It went down again ?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
It's right about 50-50 now. We can do this!
Falkh12
The bots probably started acting because of the attention. trying to give it an air of authenticity by keeping it even
graehall
44.6. At this trajectory it'll be 50/50 within a few hours. If they keep the poll up. But I suspect they'll pull it :D
wewantdaddymatty
You da real mvp as I don’t have Twitter
Kalavier
54 for biden
graehall
I wonder if they're scrambling trying to tip it in their favour, and are considering deleting it. It will be hilarious. Screenshot it now!
shiviro
Ya, I'm watching for it to be pulled in a few hours. This whole thing is hilarious.
graehall
46.3 now. Trump is about to lose another popular election :P
DidSomebodyCallForAnAdult
Please keep us updated and at least think of taking an occasional screenshot in case it is pulled. Non-twitter users can't see the poll.
DancingPanther
Can I get updates? Don't have a Twitter so can't vote/see results. Just curious... there is big potential for top keks
MyDumptyDumps
Down to 68%!
dontrike
50.8 - 49.2
empatheticteach
60/40 trump
Mentat70
52-48% :)
EmmaReiki
74%
DancingPanther
Slowly but Shirley
calvinandhobbesliketurtles
Almost down to 60%!
ASDusername
Last I checked it was down to 80.9%
ASDusername
Lol bow down to 79.8%
Aumpa
Trump 61 to Joe 38
CrashX23
76%
donkeystothecastle
75.3%
CrashX23
62%
donkeystothecastle
47.9
wellthisjustgotinteresting
69% lmao
DancingPanther
Nice
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Nice
Owlsdude
Biden now at 55%, Trump 45%
Cr4zyC4tLady
Down to 61% now. And she asked her OWN viewers. Bless her heart.
kittercatter
/a/YXQcDyp
itsppearsyoucanindeed
47/53 Biden in the lead lol
ForPosting
Biden in lead 50.4 to 49.6 with 10,912 votes
DancingPanther
Absolutely love to see it, hope it ends up 70-30. Be sure to save screen shots after when she deletes it for all of us to see!
ivebeenaverybadboy
Any woman that shills for “pussy grabbin’” Donald Trump should be ashamed of herself.
MxMenagerie
She's a fucking Pick Me girl.
SlytherinLover
Hell, any person
rockfireman
I just don't understand how women and people of color can support Trump after things he's done and said. It really confuses me.
AncientSeraph
That lack of understanding is one of the things that divides the US political situation so much. It's all blame and dehumanization.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Maybe they're hoping for a "one of the good ones" medal or something.
RanOutofWit
They don't know. They watch Fox News, and as a result think all other news broadcasts are bias, cherry-picking, hysterical fake news.
Thispostisaboutacat
Can anyone tell me what the poll is currently at? I got banned from Twitter for calling Ann Coulter a cunt a bunch of times.
Sillypirate24
50/50
theodoremouse
1. That's hilarious 2. It's now 53% Joe
FartyMcDumpstein
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
60 40
ForPosting
Biden in lead 50.4 to 49.6 with 10,912 votes
applemnki
54.2 as of 12:19 am pst
godskook
At this point, everyone who's seen this post has gone to vote on it, I expect.
justeandj
43 Joe - 57 Trump now
Mentat70
52-48% now and take my upvote, joe almost even
Aumpa
31 Joe - 68 Trump
TheLeftNugget
You were doing God's work
greenking13
Don't know if you want an update, but it's 54.1% Trump, 45.9% Joe. An hour left. Sadly, the internet won't win this one, but at least 1/2
greenking13
it's more in-line with actual polls from what I've seen sadly.
PJsnaks
Joe now leads with 50.4% of the vote
StewedTomaters
Nice.
MrSmilingDeath
Here's what that "poll" looks like right about now. Looks the walls of the echo chamber are crumbling.
StrawberrySneezecake
/a/fEYcTrH
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Or maybe it's just people from outside the echo chamber coming in to fuck with them.
MrSmilingDeath
Yes, that's what I'm implying.
lordbucket
Keep in mind that imgur is also an echo chamber. A lot of trump voters are rural people who don't know that twitter or imgur even exist.
MrSmilingDeath
As someone who lives out in the country, I can't say you're wrong.
JohnnySilverballs
I would definitely vote for "Creepy Joe" on her poll if I didn't have to sign up for that shithole twitter.
ForPosting
Biden in lead 50.4 to 49.6 with 10,912 votes, but yeah with everything else. Though you would enjoy knowing
JohnnySilverballs
Side-note: I will be voting for Biden in November, also. I don't particularly like the guy but, there is a 0% chance I'll EVER vote trump.
ztygs
You guys DESPERATELY need more than a 2-party system. It should never be "the lesser of two evils" for president.
JohnnySilverballs
I wholeheartedly agree. I wish I could vote for Sanders, the candidate I actually like but by doing that, it'll just help trump.
StewedTomaters
Takes a constitutional amendment, and it'd never get 2/3s of both the House/Senate, or 2/3 of the states' legislatures' approval. Repubs
StewedTomaters
know that the current system keeps them hanging on by a thread; they're never going to vote for that.