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May 12, 2024 11:27 PM

MrMrsCrowley

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My toddler

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He has experienced the 5-seconds rule too many times

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Awww that cute nugget! Adorable! 😍😍

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Did you see that?! No? It just...disappeared! Swear to dawg!" -totally honest doggo

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

"*NOM* Now it definitely disappeared!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Contract with my dog is that he looks at me when something falls down, if i give him a sign he gets it. he learned it after i accidently dropped things he really didnt like (i like cooking spicy)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I gotta find a way to make this contract with my dog but i might need a different route than spicy food :D, thanks for the idea.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got this same contract! An associate from Barker & Wolf drew it up for us.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shhhh be vewy vewy sneaky

2 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a very smart doggo

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

*trained to do exactly what was shown in the video

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's a well trained dog. A smart dog wouldn't wait a second more than necessary to get the same result.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My roommates dog ate 8 whole raw bratwurst in under a minute. Be careful.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

*raises hand slowly* are we... NOT allowed to eat them raw, or are you trying to say 8 is too many? Because the brat companies are the ones packaging them in 8's so idk why ur making that my problem.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend's great pyrenees wolfed down a dozen cupcakes in under a minute (fortunately, not chocolate).

Then threw them up about 30 minutes later...

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My daughter's golden ate a half a cob of corn in one piece, just swallowed it. We took him to the vet, they got him to throw it back up. There was a pair of socks that came up with it, we didn't even know.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

*bratwürste or bratwürstchen.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure, blame the dog. Unrelated, so when did you find out you like raw bratwurst?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right after I had 8 of them in a row one day while sitting with my friend's dog, actually.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0