PoliticalDragon
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Change your face?
Sep 20, 2016 12:41 PM
PoliticalDragon
45329
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deathtoduckface
Damn it Charlie Murphy you were cold as ice!
Surrealle
Well then their printer fucking sucks
PattyRi
Everybody's a smartalec.
Orb99
Oh shit, shots fired at DMV
noblesseoblige7
Listen here fuck face...
DogsRunningIntoThingsAtFullSpeed
I bring donuts for the DMV staff when I go. Works like a charm.
theM00INGcow
How the DMV sees there customers
ialwaysupvotesloth
I always upvote sloth
eclect0
You shouldn't be allowed to drive if you can't even walk into the DMV without getting rekt
PrinceMaggot
I know everybody says it, but seriously fuck the DMV.
JeziBelle
My DMV had the "look here" thing like 2 feet over the (hidden) lens, so I'm staring into space and look like Jabba the Hutt.
VulpesIncendium
How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?
whitesebra
I read that the government in Russia told people to "meet someone in real life" when banning youporn and pornhub
VainyBangStick
At first I found it weird that you have to get your license and photo so often and then I realised that it makes a shit load of sense.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
My bf recently updated his license, and sloppily signed his name. Got the new, embossed card and the signature looks like it says "DORKY"
FutureVillain
TheGracefulDead
When you run a monopoly, you can do whatever the hell you want
Zetor
DMV doesn't give any fucks...
TedTheMan
None given...
PoliticalDragon
Zippla
Not unless you fill out the proper form and a check for $329. They mail you a fuck in 8-10 weeks.
eclect0
Some states now have efucks but you have to apply for them at least a month before your current fuck expires
samjam10412
My DMV is so slow they will let you retake your picture 3 times. So I guess they hoard all the fucks there
Mycatstolemyusername
How about they give a proper count down? And a chance to retake?
MarieCurie83
I lost my wallet. New DMV pic is after 12 hour shift, 4 hour drive, and 2 hour wait... It uh... Is not pretty.
AwesomeName
MagicalMoosicorn
Is this Mummenschanz?
AwesomeName
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COOL69GUY420ZONE
Last time at DMV: A non-English speaking lady was facing the blue screen and couldn't understand everyone telling her to face the camera.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Years ago, an older man at the next booth failed the eye exam FOUR TIMES in a row, they gave him his renewed license, anyway. WTH?
TheSwedishCryptid
Obviously, if she can't understand English and you tell her in English, she wouldn't understand you.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
only90skidswillgetthis
Just speak louder, that's what most people do.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Hit her hard enough, she will.
scooterwillie
The DMV is one of the saltiest places on earth
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i mean... can you blame them?
scooterwillie
Not even a little! I'd be super salty if I had to deal with the garbage they put up with on a daily basis.
muttonchoppa
yes, you get paid to sit in an air conditioned building and do easy paperwork. last time I went I asked them the cost of a 1 year license1/2
muttonchoppa
renewal as I was standing there considering getting a 2 year, she printed off the 1 year and told me I need to request it. Bitch its 2/3
muttonchoppa
your job to serve the customer. just do your fucking job and provide the options for the people. 3/3
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i see. sounds like a misunderstanding to me... but youre right, you should probably take it personally.