I normally hate jokes like this. What's the difference between The Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine? A cigarette machine has Players. Basically . But this time. This one time. It's highly salient.
Remember when his buddy in FL was with him, making fake ID's for underage girls, and got caught on camera? Then took a plea deal to avoid jail time in exchange for testimony against Gaetz? Then they just... didn't charge Gaetz?
The victim retracted her accusation. It's hard to charge someone when the victim says there's no crime. And just to be clear I'm not saying he didn't do it, I'm saying he figured out how to bribe/threaten her.
To own the libs. He had 125k in a bank account get "stolen" (he declined to press charges) the same week that one of his accusers dropped the case. Smart businessmen.
You can't impose a boycott on someone. Musk can go fuck himself as well as Twitter but if I want to use it I will. That "boycott" is not doing much because it exists only in our very narrow left leaning progressive echo chamber. In reality Twitters user baser has never not increased except from 2017 to 2018. The share price of X is triple what it was before Musk and those are the numbers they care about. 115k people left the platform since the election which is 0.002%. Big woop
The Guardian just quit, citing costs outweighing benefits. I'm still on there, rarking shit up, because I love the confused silence when alt-tards argue themselves into a corner. Also, because I'm not sure mass exodus is always going to be the right answer whenever nazis show up or, in the case of Musk, take over. Meta Threads have already said they're not interested in becoming an alternative politics/news hub, and while I love Bluesky being open source and federated, Jack Dorsey? Hmmmnn.
Yeah, seems the whole destroying our educational quality in a deliberate, long term campaign orchestrated by a particular publishing company in order to create and maintain a monopoly on grade/high-school textbooks was never going to end well. Who'd a thunk it? Almost like homogenizing education from the perspective of Texas (ffs, why?) Was a bad idea. Unfortunately, the time to take action against that was like 60+ years ago. Now we've got illiterate adults. Like wtf dudes. Consequences are now
People leaving a room and leaving a bunch of fascists/rapists/pedophiles/criminals to discuss future plans with zero opposing witnesses. Yeah...that usually works out.
Erh. You genuinely imagine this is a relevant thing to state? It's a giant pile of plastic floating in the ocean. It has a net negative worth to every living creature on the planet past present or future. Doesn't matter deluded none logic you try and apply, that's all twitter is now.
JackedUpGinger
Which fuckin one
TheGhostofElizabethShue
That they only give 3 seconds to researching anything explains a lot
W0lfsbl00d
Donnie is the NYC/DC GOPedo "deepstate"
Masotti316
Keep it up SK always like seeing your work!
GlenL
I read what happened, he purchased a teenager to have sex with
spaznoid
shakes head... fox guarding the hen house what could go wrong....
SavageDrums
Emmy is also a Russian man.
SebastianBrito
Love how everyone in this post has a blue checkmark. Thanks Elon for making it pointless.
CyanideBreathMint
pibyte
This is what they voted for.
G0MeatCube
Oh god that fuckin loser...
majortool
I normally hate jokes like this.
What's the difference between The Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette machine? A cigarette machine has Players.
Basically .
But this time. This one time. It's highly salient.
NotThatPrivate
Remember when his buddy in FL was with him, making fake ID's for underage girls, and got caught on camera?
Then took a plea deal to avoid jail time in exchange for testimony against Gaetz?
Then they just... didn't charge Gaetz?
Senderoth
The witnesses were apparently unreliable and they worried the charges wouldn't stick if they took it to court so they dropped it.
RealScienceMan
The victim retracted her accusation. It's hard to charge someone when the victim says there's no crime. And just to be clear I'm not saying he didn't do it, I'm saying he figured out how to bribe/threaten her.
TalkingSnake
His buddy confessed to crimes for fun. Right?
StellaMatutina
To own the libs. He had 125k in a bank account get "stolen" (he declined to press charges) the same week that one of his accusers dropped the case. Smart businessmen.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
W0lfsbl00d
Donnie's mentor was a well known pedophile and mob boss lawyer... Donnie probably taught Epstein how to avoid capture for years.
W0lfsbl00d
And they got all kinds of compromat on the GOP that will never see the light of day unless they open their mouths like Madison Cawthorn did...
PoliticalWanderer
GOP = Group of Pedos.
wherearemytesticles
Gay Old Pedophiles
OriginalAndWitty
Funny how we're all supposed to be boycotting twitter but so many posts around here is a fucking twitter screenshot.
spookyactionatadistance
You can't impose a boycott on someone. Musk can go fuck himself as well as Twitter but if I want to use it I will. That "boycott" is not doing much because it exists only in our very narrow left leaning progressive echo chamber. In reality Twitters user baser has never not increased except from 2017 to 2018. The share price of X is triple what it was before Musk and those are the numbers they care about. 115k people left the platform since the election which is 0.002%. Big woop
titoitoi
The Guardian just quit, citing costs outweighing benefits. I'm still on there, rarking shit up, because I love the confused silence when alt-tards argue themselves into a corner. Also, because I'm not sure mass exodus is always going to be the right answer whenever nazis show up or, in the case of Musk, take over. Meta Threads have already said they're not interested in becoming an alternative politics/news hub, and while I love Bluesky being open source and federated, Jack Dorsey? Hmmmnn.
MeanWinchester
Sleeperkid won't ever leave shitter, all his posts are screenshots of his own tweets
KleptoKea
Funny how Americans should be rejecting Nazis but instead elect them and then do nothing beyond making memes about their soon-to-be dictatorship.
bolshevikmuppet
Yeah, seems the whole destroying our educational quality in a deliberate, long term campaign orchestrated by a particular publishing company in order to create and maintain a monopoly on grade/high-school textbooks was never going to end well. Who'd a thunk it? Almost like homogenizing education from the perspective of Texas (ffs, why?) Was a bad idea. Unfortunately, the time to take action against that was like 60+ years ago. Now we've got illiterate adults. Like wtf dudes. Consequences are now
dalaiyoda
Right, because it means we get the juicy bits without actually going there.
sleeperkid
People leaving a room and leaving a bunch of fascists/rapists/pedophiles/criminals to discuss future plans with zero opposing witnesses. Yeah...that usually works out.
Goldensands
Twitter is less a room and more the giant pile of plastic thrash floating in the ocean
sleeperkid
Over 500 million users. That's a lot to fit on a pile of floating trash.
Goldensands
Erh. You genuinely imagine this is a relevant thing to state? It's a giant pile of plastic floating in the ocean. It has a net negative worth to every living creature on the planet past present or future. Doesn't matter deluded none logic you try and apply, that's all twitter is now.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Tbf, that's probably only 1m humans.
PoliticalWanderer
cuckatruck
And now pair that with his reaction to the nomination...
https://youtu.be/NH6LEiMgIA0?si=HqaYoCbE-Lrkqcjf
AnythingMuchShorter
Good to know that the standards in congress are lower than at walmart, where you would probably get your ass kicked for that.
W0lfsbl00d
The NYC/DC GOPedo "deepstate" has compromat on many in the GOP...
HandoB4Javert
dingybasement350
And why did no one do anything about it?
nickelrocket
Useful idiots?
TeeweeAndSmashboy
Fellow scum.
dingybasement350
That's a best case scenario if there ever was one.
RubyPorto
Of course, that's not going to stop him from voting to confirm the nomination.
101Medic
It 200% will not stop Fuckwayne from confirming him.
CleverGroom
And even if it does, don't get too excited: Trump will probably just force the rejects through in recess appointments if necessary.
Reluctant Senators can get onboard or flail uselessly and wind up on the enemies list for their trouble.
xizar
They'll force the congress into recess to allow it..