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Deep frying Vermicelli noodles is oddly satisfying
FP Edit: I'm glad you guys appreciate noodles as much as I do.
Feb 28, 2017 4:49 PM
littleredridingkyle
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FP Edit: I'm glad you guys appreciate noodles as much as I do.
PuddingBuks
I can't stop watching..
mostadequatebboy
I'm onto you OP. Posting fried carbs then a link to your PT brother. Well played.
justregisteredtoupvote
He is a good brother.
tomk2012
I can only imagine that this must be what communion looks like at The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
governmentgavemeagun
For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, for ever and ever. Ramen.
clubpingu
Tangella appeared!
LittleLadyChaos
Ive been boiling them... I didn't realize there was another way
evanescencedeath4ever
I don't even need to ask you to send nudes...You already sent the noods...IN VIDEO FORM! O_O
Squidhatjenkins
alysma
Boyfriend felt like experimenting: broke them down and used them as "breading" for schnitzel. The result was dubbed "fried sheep". :-D
MattDerKomponist
But did it taste good??
alysma
The taste was ok but the texture was a bit scratchy/not the most pleasent to chew. So we made it just a few times for the funny look.
MattDerKomponist
Haha ok. I like to do experimental things in the kitchen like that, too. Just wondering :)
TwistedAttitudes
I like how it goes "aaaaahhh noooo" and contracts and then goes "wait changed my mind" *BWOOF*
Quesadildos
That don't look so deep.
exeq
KILL IT WITH FRYER!!!
EdawSlohcih
Because those noodles end up looking like spider legs, this is even that much greater of a comment :D
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Dammit, now I have this image of Chef Ramsey on the set of Aliens.
highteck9
I need a longer video STAT!!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
SalazaarXionon
As an Asian with an Asian mum. That isnt rice vermicelli, its Bean Vermicelli. Dont try rice, it doesn't cook the same way.
iamthephantomlimb
Happens to my hair when it is humid.
puppytherapy
My hair actually gets really flat when it's humid. It's sadly not very attractive
idonthaveabetterusername
Oh HAHAHA. HAHAHA. And exit out I go
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TheChainer
only way
ISmellManFlesh
As someone with curly hair, so accurate.
Whiplash76
Atleast you have hair :(
HorribleMonster
When it's humid, someone comes and deep fries your hair? That's odd.
KristofferRudolfson
@sarah
YourMumKnowsMe
I have really thick hair and nothing happens to it when it is humid...
CoolUsernameAlreadyExists
mavi222
sulfuratus
That's an interesting URL. 4Eck (Viereck) is the German word for a tetragon. And in the first picture that rabbit looks kinda tetragonal.
wodkaknockers
Coincidence? I think not.
tentons01
That's gotta be at least 8 fluffs. Maybe even a whole flurrble
AwkwardBiblophile
Fun fact: The Angora rabbit (pictured above) will choke to death on it's own fur without human care.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
THAT'S NOT A FUN FACT AT ALL.
AwkwardBiblophile
Shhh, all facts are fun when watching innocence get crushed is fun.
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
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Wombatish
http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/why-does-humidity-make-hair-frizz1.htm - same concept as wetting your *c
Wombatish
c* hair and not styling it - it's gonna be the most short/curly it ever is and disorganized. Curly hair is naturally drier (to much *c*
Wombatish
*c* drier for afro textured hair) so more prone.
captlush
For a minute, I though "*c" was code for coochie
PonehGrrl
I thought you said I'll live forever if I follow him... I need to learn to read.
justregisteredtoupvote
Well you may live longer
IDidntWantSalmonISaidIt4Times
Oddly satisfrying
Nightwingwelds
Shallow frying*
CanadianThemedName
Pan frying*
Nightwingwelds
Too much oil for pan fry
okgogogo
Womblebat
@saggateron holy shit
Prays
Tapeworms
jsmithy2334
Pretty sure those aren't vermicelli noodles. Aren't they rice noodles? Or something like that?
AliBarber
That is vermicelli.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Rice vermicelli are thin rice noodles. They are especially good with shredded veggies, chicken and sesame dressing, and now I want some.
StandardDeviant
Ooh, don't forget the mushrooms and curry powder!
TheMayorOfTittyCity
"Vermicelli" refers to the caliber of the noodle, but you are correct that they are made from rice.
AnbaricDragon
And... They're done
jlist
Your brother needs to post more. No one can be on Instagram with only four posts.
justregisteredtoupvote
Working on it, kinda fell on the back burner a bit. I've got 2 jobs, so the time has been low. You are right though. I appreciate the (1/2)
justregisteredtoupvote
Feedback and that you checked it out. I am not tech savvy (2/2)
jlist
I am on @jlistcom on instagram and @jlist on twitter. You can see how we more or less methodically approach social media, attacking from
jlist
different angles to engage people and get them to see you as an "expert" on the topic in question, and thus trust your message or product
TheotherAgentJohnson
Reminds me of cooking in sci-fi movies and shows.
EmperorDurrell
Computer, make me a martini. 2 olives
RantMannequin
Tea, earl grey, hot
satansspicybutthole
One quarter portion!
teddyboops
I want all of satansspicybuthole!
imhoots
The movie Mr Mom has a scene involving these noodles. Check it out - it's a good/funny movie although a little dated (83) it still holds up.
ZeroX54321
Fun fact: taco bell cinnamon twists are just fried spiral noodles.
DevilanteMcNuggets
As a former taco bell employee i can confirm. They are fried noodles tossed in a bag of sugar and cinnamon
byohzzrd
Yup, just made with rice starch instead of wheat flour. They look like sorta pale rotini.
dontmagpie
they arent noodles. its dough. its got yeast. it rises.
ZeroX54321
They're spiral noodles. Like regular ass noodles man. Thrown in the deep fryer for like 15 seconds. I worked there for 3 years
AliBarber
No... they're made from puffed corn
CastorCanadensis
Used to work there. Its definitely spiral noodles. Interesting to watch them fry.
ZeroX54321
Yo i worked there for 3 years, wanna bet?
AliBarber
Sure. I just Googled it
ZeroX54321
Google all you want dude you're wrong.
AliBarber
Neat. Wanna provide proof?
ErinFromTheOffice
No they aren't. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
ZeroX54321
Yes they are. I spent 3 years there making them.
ErinFromTheOffice
Pasta is made of wheat. Cinnamon twists are rice+corn+wheat. Similar, but not the same as regular pasta. Fried regular pasta doesn't puff.
ZeroX54321
Having bought regular spiral noodles and done it at home for friends, yes, yes it does. Pasta isn't only wheat.
themuttonisniceandlean
I thought they were styrofoam with cinnamon sugar on top.
CastorCanadensis
LOL same
cuckroach
Should I believe you?
CastorCanadensis
Good advice but the dude is right. I used to work there. It was the most surprising thing I discovered working there.
BJsForBlueBuff
Can also confirm. I too worked there and had to make them every morning!
ErinFromTheOffice
Pasta is made of wheat. Cinnamon twists are rice+corn+wheat. Similar, but not the same as regular pasta. Fried regular pasta doesn't puff.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
What about rice pasta?
CastorCanadensis
Correct but it's still pasta, mate. No point of arguing semantics though. Its just a surprising revelation
ErinFromTheOffice
But when you say that it's spiral pasta, people think they can go to the store and buy rotini and fry it into cinnamon twists. They can't.
docmuteki
As this is Imgur, it is for sure someone's fetish.
rudescorpio
yup, i just busted.
LumpySpaceBrotha
It's mine now.
manslut
This has awoken something in me...
herpesonbabies
Can confirm
chrismofer
it was ME AUSTIN
legofham
.
BrutalQuasar
Found that someone..
ThePerfectGif
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
This is a much less terrifying version of that one worm thing
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
You aren't wrong
eetsumkaus
so...what happens if someone posts a selfie with vermicelli noodles?
lllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
lordofthedice
Perfect
BenBack
ChodeChodington
Still one of my favorite gifs ever!
Paladinsabre
LumpySpaceBrotha
floxsyu
thejudge615
As is tradition
fleakypotato
Quickly roll the hot noodles around your dick. Get some sweet burn marks and a wank
docmuteki
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Goddamn right it is
TheSauceFinder
Alternative fact.
scadu
"Vermicelli" means "worms" in italian
TotemicFroggy
Not exactly. There's that suffix -elli which gives it an affectious tone.
stabaracadabara
Definitly my fetish
blindlynx
Stick your dick in it
ThaddeusHamlet
Voodoothechild
Hi
Leverbee
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
**internet. Everything on the internet, can be fetishized.
SoIHeardYouGuysLikeReposts
The fact that this is someones fetish is, in itself, someone's fetish
docmuteki
That's deep. I guess.
spiritcontract
Go deeper she said, That's as deep as I can go.
Znayx
People like that are so... shallow
raabdingus
"Bitch know I already dun run outta dick"
Gloriously
Jaybeck08
There's a gif for everything
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Let it be forever known that @AndrewMercer has a noodle fetish.
puppyflips
Squanto229
LurkyMcLurkinsonheimer
Bopjick
Pretty woman walking down the street
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Mariostar7
You're not WRONG.
spiritcontract
Fuck no. THAT'S SHITTY.
YourMumKnowsMe
What was it?
smallskillerofhambino
A brown bomb being smeared on a toilet seat.
Znayx
I mean you're not wrong but you gotta NSFW (or NSF-anywhere) tag that shit, cause some people are gonna throw up
00r3d
What?
smallskillerofhambino
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DrunkBenedictCumberbatch
What if I respond?
Aeroadeu
Too bad
degenerator
*sigh*
mantisblade
MnemonicMonkeys
Gotta get a good whif of it
CurbSided
Think I got more joy out of this.
Znayx
I understand that it's like closing HTML tags... But would that imply something in this situation, or is that the entire joke?
CurbSided
Fucking nerds..
degenerator
Sorry. I could only oddly satisfy myself.
CurbSided
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underscoreneckbeard
Definitely rice noodles.
kattyjaxx
Yeah! What they said.
loochiano89
Truth be told. Amen.
trkyjrky
Sifun noodles. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
thirdcoast
thank you
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TotemicFroggy
Jesus, cut this guy some slack.
TotemicFroggy
Not necessarily. In Italy we make Vermicelli out of the same grain we use to make pasta. In Asia though, they make "Vermicelli" 1/?
TotemicFroggy
Or as they call them in India and pakistan "seviyan", "shevaya" in marathi, "sev" in gujarati, "shavige" in Kannada 2/?
TotemicFroggy
sevalu or semiya in Telugu, and semiya in Tamal and Malayalam. These noodles are made out of pasta and Vermicelli is a loanword from 3/?
TotemicFroggy
Italian, though the noodles in Asia are made of rice. And Vermicelli just means worm but with a suffix which gives it an affectious tone 4/4
devoted2sarcasm
Not a given. Vermicelli is simply the name of the pasta shape.
lilmookie
Vermicelli is a traditional type of pasta round in section similar to spaghetti. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermicelli
Jthechef
Why are people down voting a simple reply that is just asking a question, God you are mean.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Rice vermicelli. "Vermicelli' refers to the caliber of the noodle, though it is defined differently in different places.
astrangehop
Half the italian I know is pasta shapes. Little worms! Sphagetti is string I think, farfalle is obvs bow ties. Penne is feathers?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
They say the Italians have 100 words for noodle but none for happiness. *wipes tear*
HesGotTwoFirstNames
I certainly do enjoy a noodle of that... Caliber? Hmm?
TheMayorOfTittyCity
http://imgur.com/3rUJoHE
spikenato
The chopsticks gave it away
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Or the puffing...?
SarcasticComment
Not going to lie, damn useful cooking tool.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Wait. No. Wrong. These are Mung bean noodles. The ones that are clear when boiled
amakusav
No one makes noodles with mung beans, you're being fooled by the ads :D
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Ok-just chk'd-we'reboth right. 'glass noodles'r made of starch from a variety of sources, incl. cassava, potato, or (wait for it) mung bean.
quietbirdman
I sprout mung beans in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but it smells like death.
Theskeletonsinmyclosethaveclosets
That's a good idea. Using a drawer.
hazelismycatdog
JefftheIntern
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
ihavenocloo
justorderalargefarva
That's how they make the cinnamon twists at Taco Bell. Deep fried rice rotini sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar.
legalizegillyweed
WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT THATS AMAZING
SonsOfMoog
Second
HideoKojimaJr
I'm learning so much today!
ImClearlyInsane
someone please report back with findings!!
justorderalargefarva
I would but idk where to find rice rotini.
teskadera
Probably available as a gluten-free thing.
justorderalargefarva
Huh...I never thought of that.
ermergerdwerrfers
katcudi
ITS GLUTEN FREE?!?!?! I WONT DIE?@?!?
FloofyFace
Unfortunately wheat flour is the first ingredient. I miss them so much! I'm going to have to try making them at home with gluten free pasta.
FloofyFace
https://www.tacobell.com/food/nutrition/ingredients
katcudi
Aww :(
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Huh
OGtaytay
Must. Try. Immediately.
verlonica
I worked for taco Bell for 10 years. Can confirm.
underscoreneckbeard
Do you eat the food? Or how long has it been since you did?
underscoreneckbeard
For the record, I don't. I don't believe it's edible at all.
verlonica
I do sometimes. It's definitely gone down in quality.
aufkurs
Slower, you slut!
zerothealien
Found em
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Technicmender
Slower!!!
IAmAGoodDog
Still 2 fast 2 furious
yuyufan43
NOOOOO!! Then it will look even more like someone draining blackheads. D:
Thefa11engamer
Said the same thing before I saw your comment :)
yuyufan43
I'm just glad I'm not alone. :D
8d82bbcc
You can actually cook them really slowly by holding them close to flame stoves. Same poofy effect but it catches on fire easily.
DoughSlayer
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ErinFromTheOffice
Okay, imgur uploads are finally working again. Here you go:
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Aww that's even more satisfying
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Just long enough for me to cum to
legofham
I was done half way through
Ragswolf
Aww yis.
jinxhahayoumissed
Now /r/reallifedoodles it you slut!
Smugglecats
Hnnnngh
sethynvrsleeps
LOU-DER and SAD-DER!
TheSuperAllMightyPotato
https://68.media.tumblr.com/0e9475a4ad861405557a1eee7a434c3e/tumblr_nk54v5OwI71unwasno1_500.gif
EyeOfTheTiger11706
TheSuperAllMightyPotato
maximumoverpls
BENDER WAS A TRULY SPECIAL-
Falos
ＮＥＸＴ!
sethynvrsleeps
FINALLY! Some people got it!!
7hatsBollocks
I want it Happier and with your mouth open!
HunterBehrendt
Beat me to it
JasonWaterfaIIs
Me beat to it
7hatsBollocks
AHHHHHHHHYAAH... EEEHHHHHHHHHH!
HunterBehrendt
Looks like we got a lovers quarrel that's turned ugly!