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Dec 21, 2017 10:08 PM
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boethius
Hand cramp!
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
It comes naturally to him now. Too soon?
ShiverMeeTimberz
Then she's like
Zreen
*Michael J. Fox standing as still as possible*
Pokegeologist
Mother of God, I've nearly had my hand broken or bruised so many times because of this.
mavruda
Well. His technique is good, but mine is better- watch and learn https://media.giphy.com/media/9KHIRoaJgjLck/giphy.gif
Whenyouhavenocluewhatthefuckyourtalkingabout
Well Johhny can't read he can't write or spell but he can sure jack off just like he's ringing a bell yeah go!
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Hey Chuck it's your cousin Marvin... Marvin Berry. You know that new soooound you been looking for? Well listen TO THIS!!!
BabySharkEtc
KayGriMi
I lived this for my husband. I had the worst leg cramp, but I muscled through it for his sake. That's a good wife.
Gleipner
Want a cookie?
5volt
this gif goes well with freebird.
Goblor
my girlfriend keeps hitting me because I keep introducing myself as "The fastest hand in the west" and only she knows what that really means
Ironbunny
Do you think other people are stupid?
foodieboy
then u get carpel tunnel syndrome :)
1PunMan
Slappin da bass!
Pokedthebear
After: where am I? ...can't feel my arm...but did I? ...I did it! ...or not? ...yes, yes. I did it!! d
Gremlynn4023
to be fair, that's better luck than she has giving a handy.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
That's the only part he could do now if they remade Back to the Future.
majestrate
Just don’t hit 88mph
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
You’ll go back into the bush
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
Back To The FUPA
batkram
If you do, you'll see some serious shit
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
If you do she turns into her mom.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
no she turns into your mom. Time travel, Morty. *burp*
AjshitPai
Why would you throw in a rick and morty reference ?
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
because the joke couldn't get any worse
veganfarts
venomousduck78
Poor MJ Fox. Great at making martinis, shit at stealing tambourines
niccmacc
thank you for this. people are going to think i'm so funny (if i can manage to remember this...)
Crazytrain77
whiskerbiscuit
Been trying to find the source of this forever! Any clue? It’s a hard one to google.....
Aejiss
Smosh
Fizzledrizzle69
IMostlyCommentWithGifsSometimesPics
hofbrauhauss
fluhatinrapper
That username tho...
somethingsomethingwittyhere
...cupping her balls?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
This deserves more. +1
KaareOlsen
Nothing in 4 weeks cracked me up like this. thank you good Sir/Madam
therealhoward
noobify
grassomer
mavruda
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rylas
.
KingCornish
ImMrLiteral
customcartoons
Hahaha! That's awful. *snurk*
WellThatsOriginal
Apparently I'm not the only one that gets cramps. +1
Nova5269
When you get cramps move your whole arm, letting your other muscles relax, then you can go back. Try it, you'll thank me
Pokegeologist
No sir, but I hope your special lady also doesn't clamp down with her thighs with everything she's worth, too. Almost shattered my hand.
WellThatsOriginal
Sheesh. I was talking about cramps in my legs while I'm doing her doggy.
Pugsleyx
That's the best fucking part
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
then her orgasm shakes you both so bad you get parkinsons
rsmatt00
forestfinagle
Orionsdick
ProteusRMontenegro
PhilTheGoron
SgtMorningWood27
At least then you know it’s not faked. Well maybe lol
japhex
Oh. Damn.
puppyfart
can confirm
BeastyBill88
Nccoffee
KingCornish
Spikedcoffeebeans
Gradwin
red411
iluvbunbuns
dragon3leg
fartmasterflashitsagasgasgas
ShootingScout603
MyNameIsHorace
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Haha savage
NotJimi
No, Fox. Wait, does Fred Savage have it too?
justthoughtyousholdknow
Can someone expalin for my friend.... so silly
thoraxe707
Phischstaebchen
which movie btw?
thoraxe707
Blazing Saddles.
SparklDriver
willisWrecker
/a/BnB9j
rylas
Phischstaebchen
I did read it in his voice :)
Djmachale1
Your gif really made me happy. I like that. Therefore I'm "borrowing" it
MightyJoeKongaintgotShitonMe28
TomFoolery82
Maybe the best comment I’ve ever read
BerniBirke
toastbugsme
Iworkinmovies
TheBiggestOfNasties
lncorrectGrammerNazi
SlavShashlyk
HellSin-ki. Lmao.
Djmachale1
I'VE GOT 2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
FLAUSTIN PARRRADISE!
TZARHINO
One in First class, please?
AquaLeaderArchie
I've been laughing on the toilet for like the last minute because of this +1
TheGreatAku
Lol yeah, watching someone you love slowly die while their control over their own body slips away by the day is hilarious
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Obligatory, Michaeljfox.org
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
This is my favorite internet rule.
KotalDom
I feel mandatory after a burn like that...everyone donate! He's running out of plates and mugs.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
+1 signal boost
DrBruleSaysYes
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
are those the fish that are making dolphins deaf?
Culomalo
Huh? Can ya speak up?
DrBruleSaysYes
THE WHAT?
v
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
DrBruleSaysYes
TumEsticks
That’s the power of love.
alovelypintofguinness
Top fuckin comment
Goldenteckel
One of the most accurate comments I've ever seen on Imgur !
25samps
I actually laughed out loud to your comment... man, I love back to the future!
aBastardNoLonger
I've never seen a more relatable post on this site
shmekie
Pack it up boys. That's top comment stuff
aBastardNoLonger
I've never seen a more relatable post on thks site
AlphaIndustrial
Holy fuck
KiltedCurmudgeon
SavetheDinosaursDrinkOil
https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b54b630b0ea3aa05cae33eecce43c9b/tumblr_inline_o7cdlcz14x1szycm1_500.gif
Tellcerseiitwasme
Fucking. Gold.
AllHailTheGreen
I read that in Huey's voice
Senorhuxtable
Beautiful
goofyboots81
And THATS the power of pine sol.
IfTheWorldIsMyOysterThenIMustBeAllergicToShellfish
I'm gonna need a size 25 goofy boots from ya
goofyboots81
Sorry, we're all out of ""goofy boots"".
dinosaurakadinosaur
Briliant response
KiltedCurmudgeon
storytaletime
xD ... thanks for that earworm
IDrinkTeaInBritish
Kennytarmac
StinkyBear007
Love the name
CottonTheClown
Oh now I get it
Ragnoraku
jdcream
Don't need money
1337Hydralisk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQsWXudESw
KaseiVallis
It does help though.
tangripper
no
fluhatinrapper
Don't need no credit cards
Ilikestyx
and to think Huey almost passed on the project.
Orginskadots
That would have been a Hueyg mistake.
ThePowerToKillAYakFrom200YardsAway
Oh you.
Orginskadots
scabbydog666
The consequences of that would've been heavy
tehred
Great Scot!
apittsburghoriginal
There’s that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with The Earths gravitational pole?
deathbymonkeys
Heavy. There is that word again. Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?
keillrandor
Consequence has mass, now?
DrSharkbite
Jusmar
Check em'
Oh4FukSakes
Amauri14z
Do you have the link of the video?
DrSharkbite
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis
Oh4FukSakes
Ahh that was great! I needed that.
Amauri14z
Thanks.
Huldra
And for the love of god dont change the rythm/speed/pressure/anything at all. It can ruin the whole orgasm.
DreamCatcher01
Solid advice.
bargainrey
“DONT FUCKING STOP THAT” I have yelled aplenty
Showmeyourotters
I used to sleep with a guy who stopped every. fucking. time. I'd tell him "THAT'S SO GOOD DON'T STOP!" and what does he do? Stops.
thatpatguy
He knew what he was doing.
TheOlsenTwins
Pro tip. Sucks the odd time it's a real fuckin pain to do if you're givin'er
fluhatinrapper
Wat
TheOlsenTwins
When you're going ham on the ham, it takes stamina, kid.
fluhatinrapper
Alrighty, old lady.
usernamerelevantsoon
One of the perks of being a bassist is knowing steady rhythm
KamenTenshi
I didn't know this and im20... YOU WOULD THINK THE 5 WOMEN IVE BEEN WITH WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING!!!
IamJustinSane
So DON’T be like most women when they give head? Got it.
thatpatguy
Well when it's my turn quit dodging!
Kitdivine
Dodging?
rehtnaPxeS
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Don't. Even. Blink.
Paperbagman5
TurtleBrawler
youwishyouhadaunicorn
This gave me flashbacks. This is me and my sister's favorite episode
Showmeyourotters
Hey, mine too!! Also, someone in my complex has wifi named "Don't Blink" and mine is "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wifi"
USSCHUBMARINE
So many females saying “YES” “OMG THIS” but to be fair us guys dont know these things less you tell us lol
Chiefinspector
My hand never talk in bed
Therearetoomanyusernames
I always talk openly about sex with whomever I'm sleeping with. Communication is the key to amazing sex.
DandelionFritter
It’s hard to communicate that at that time. Trust us, we’d tell you if we could.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Everybdy says that, but girls don't really know either. It's tough sometimes. Many girls like it but can't cum so they fake a little to help
knowshowtousethem
Yes! I mean, it’s my body, and I can only get it to work about 1/2.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
No kidding! For many years I just liked making him happy. I stopped trying because it sucked. It's all a journey.
Spaz125
And that's ok! Important bit is to make sure all involved have fun and "get there" reassurances & communication helps. Love and be loved!
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
Yes! Why does no one get thisssss
TheOlsenTwins
Because this place has an abundance of nerds with no dating experience.
TurtleBrawler
Explain what you like to them. Helped me
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
Always do!
tammyfromthelibrary
Please tell the guy's fucking you this next time. I had to read this shit from the fucking internet.
stickinthemud
because we don't have clitori and you need to tell us. I've literally asked this exact question and ofc the lady *shrug* idk *awkward*
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
I’ve told any partner what I like/don’t like. Doesn’t mean they always soak that info in.
stickinthemud
Well obviously vape in your pussy and call you my meme slut
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
B/c they don't really know. Read an article. Try some stuff. When she moans louder keep trying that. Always change it up!
Neberu
Except the topic of this is DON'T change it up, lol
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
There is the most perfect fucking way to eat a girl out. Its in the 4 hr body, by Tom Ferriss. Slow upper left of clit, rub slow. I'm drunk
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I will never, for the love of me understand people who cannot just say what the problem is and instead act like passive agressive retards.
knowshowtousethem
Sometimes, we genuinely don’t know what to tell you.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"You fucked up, here is what you did wrong, here is why it made me feel bad, this is what you/we can do to fix it" do that, literally that.
stickinthemud
Haha yea, my last gf wasn't like this and the sex was really good. But she was also an idiot and liar so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Surely if I treat him/her like shit for the day they'll realize the problem I never told them and change for my sake."
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Fuckin childs play. If that's type of orgasm you both r going for, she hasn't leveled up in her game. There's a whole other level kids
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Theres a reason womens sex drive peaks around 40. The orgasm is complicated until you gain a loose control then ur world explodes!
Seekinginward
So confident about that. I dare say, it’s a great lead in to sex when shes still shuddering from the oral climax.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Or, I like to get right up to the line. ...just under that clit orgasm and then go deep. U can ride out org wave of pleasure a LONG time.
MissLadyPants
I don't understand why you're getting down voted. You're absolutely correct. The vaginal orgasm is 10k× better.
MladyFiend
I can only achieve climax by clitoral stimulation. So yeah. Most woman are like that
MissLadyPants
No! That's a common misconception! You just gotta find the gspot and stimulate.
LvAllen
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I was kinda rude, I guess. Thanks though!! We're lucky girls to know!
smashfaceawesome
Oh do tell how we get there?
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I spent years and years working that clitoral stimulous, responding just like the comments. The deep orgs blew my mind!! So much better
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
The clitoral orgasm is the weaker one. Vibrator fodder. The deep G spot orgasm with mind involvement doesnt need as much tending 1/2
Showmeyourotters
Why is everyone downvoting you? It's a shame not everyone can get that kind of O but it's DEFINITELY the more satisfying of the two.
Showmeyourotters
Ultimate is a combination of both though!
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
SO STOP FUCKING MOVE LIKE MAD FERRETS YOU BITCHES!!!
Showmeyourotters
If it's that bad just get some rope dude.
BritLeFay
literally laughed out loud. mad ferret is the best description I've ever heard for myself hahaha
FrodorBaggins
I don't think you're gonna date alison brie
ChallengerDeep
Protip: If she's moving around a lot, you're not doing it right.
Showmeyourotters
Or you're doing it REALLY right.. It can be hard to sit still through that much awesomeness
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
Sure, the minute before the climax they stand still as iron golem.
equabledynamises
Wow so much hate for a really common experience
kah929
...i think you're doing it all wrong
DanNeedsLoveToo
Real question: don't women squirm and twitch from pleasure when they're reaching their orgasm? I mean they don't stay still for sure, no?