I wish I had known that "Pikachu backup dancer" was a viable career option

Aug 9, 2023 11:19 AM

InHarajuku

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Man, and I've been doing that for free. Outside your house. Late at night. Alone.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The person in there is probably boiling.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I am coordinated enough for even that simple dance

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pikachu sure has the moves.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My 3 1/2 year old son says "yellow bunny!" when he wants to watch Detective Pikachu. 🥲

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

downside is you have to be a 5'2" japanese woman to qualify

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That suit has to be wetter than a swamp after that routine, but you know what's got to be even worse?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He knew pikachu, but everyone knows pikachu.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those suits are boiling hot though. Source: Spent a day in one.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like plenty enough room for a few LiFePO4 batteries and some fans.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Japan has issues but I will damned if they do not also produce some good shit!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I can just imagine the auditions. All the hopeful, potential back-up dancers lined up after their try-out, the singer walking down the line before stopping in front of a sweaty, excited Pikachu, pointing and saying "I choose you!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That must be exhausting!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Funny thing about those pikachu costumes: if they ever lose pressure you can literally suffocate in one

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He says while the persons inside roast from their own body heat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just but imagine how hot and sweaty you would be afterwards.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These Pikachu's always appear with people nearby as if the suit deflates the person inside can suffocate.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still think those guys should've been dressed like Team Rocket.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many pickachus are there!?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more qualified for Left Shark

3 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 4

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3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you studied 4 years for a degree in "BA Dance and Drama" and this is your first gig

3 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

I mean it's better than studying 4+ years at a major university, being in debt for thousands, and your first gig is retail/service industry. Both crappy situations.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a bit unrealistic. You can't expect to land your dream job right away. This person just got lucky!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wait. Backup dancer FOR Pikachu or backup dancer AS Pikachu?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

asking the real questions

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a rumba?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 0

left shark is best shark, he was seriously trying

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I remember seeing someone getting a tattoo of that shark shortly after that event and the meme going viral. Everyone told them they are stupid as a year or 2 from now no one will remember it at all. Almost 10 years and I still see that dam shark.

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Hifi Rush, a game that came out this year, makes a pretty substantial left shark joke. Nobody has forgotten.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To the Shark, he was Right Shark

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

*Stage Right Shark

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment needs far more upvotes.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

full song for those interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We must destroy the evil power!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you. Let's be best friends and destroy American Capitalist government!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's just 'backup dancer'. If you're lucky you get Pikachu. If not, Lizzo.

3 years ago | Likes 734 Dislikes 10

I would rather Snorlax than Lizzo.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 1

Beat me by a whole ass 2 hours.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

missed it by that much

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's the spectrum of life.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I wanna be Left Shark.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That Lizzo story is bananas my dudes

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(see explanation elsewhere in this thread)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, I guess at some point in your career, everyone is forced to eat a chlamydia-soaked banana in one way or another...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont think they know what viable means. this is like saying gosh, someone won the lottery, i didnt realize that mega millions was a viable retirement strategy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would also enjoy being Left Shark

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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That smile... That damn smile.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

we went from charming to disgusting real quick here

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What happened with Lizzo?

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

If I had to read this, so do you (if you wanna). Also, I'm convinced that I have yet to listen to a Lizzo song unless you include her flute playing on the Eric Andre Show. https://slate.com/culture/2023/08/lizzo-lawsuit-dancers-allegations-shirley-quigley-banana.html

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Nuthin. What's the Lizzo with you??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's pretty wild, but you can read the whole case here. https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23893269-davis-williams-rodriguez-v-lizzo-et-al

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow… who needs sex novels? And fuck her religious lieutenant

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ooof, nothing good. Can't trust no one these days.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Idk exactly, but i read somewhere that one of her backup dancers soiled herself.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is a banana show in Amsterdam that she is a fan of. the preformers of the show use bananas as props is various locations. that is all that is known. the allegations are that she forced her backup dancers to attend and get involved more than they wanted to.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

She may have made some of her backup dancers ear bananas that had been put inside the vaginas of other performers. Didn’t want to learn more details. That’s why all the Lizzo/banana posts/comments lately.

3 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

She didn't force em to put bananas up their vaginas xD. They went to a nude cabaret where one of the performers there was shooting stuff out of her vagina. Stuff included bananas and dildos. It's part of the performance to eat the banana, as I understood so she was probably encouraging the dancers to try it. I dont think that part is too weird. The crazy religious right hand of Lizzo is insane tho. Also the entrapment and working conditions.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's very bad to force anyone to do anything remotely sexual in nature without their consent. There's no defense here.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

???? It's not a defense it's facts. They went to a naked cabaret and she was encouraging them to try it from the performers vagina as it was part of the act. She didn't force anyone. She did way worse things but you just want to lie about the bananas because it's funny to you. I feel like the illegal entrapment and dancers peeing themselves cause they scared of losing their job is worse. As for the touching of the breasts I agree it being very bad but I do not have enough information. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

YES. EAR BANANAS.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, she was fat shaming them while being an overwhelmingly obese fuck herself.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 12

And now you're fat shaming, too.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

WTF - "made them" - why didn't they walk out?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 19

It's called coercion, chief

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In America, employers get to use health insurance to enslave you, all while keeping you one paycheck from homelessness. Anyone who asks "why don't they just quit?" outs themselves as being in the privileged small minority of people.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm sure they are paid awesome and can just quit. They surely will get another job fast, because this weirdo woman will totally speak highly of them to her colleagues.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Because she can make or break your career. Position of power.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The three allegations are 1) She took her employees on a (semi?)optional trip to a banana show during the Amsterdam portion of her European tour. Some people were encouraged to eat a banana OUT of a stripper; one dancer was compelled to touch a boobie. 2) Her second-in-command brings up religion too often and it made one dancer feel uncomfortable. 3) Lizzo berated one of her backup dancers for becoming too fat to dance effectively.

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

And the director for her movie quit due to hostile working conditions and is also now involved in a lawsuit. Red flags there when the person filming the documentary about you says you're hostile and terrible to work with...

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I didn't hear that one... that is a bad sign.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I thought she encouraged people to be fat

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 6

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She encouraged people not to hate themselves, which is not the same as encouraging being fat.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Rules for thee! Not for me! Ye pleeb!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I think the message is that fat people can still do things. If the people around her get too fat to do things, that's a problem for her brand.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

So basically, morbid obesity is actually not great?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

She pretty much forced prostitutes to use bananas down there and then pretty much forced her dancers to eat said bananas. Among other things, but this is the biggest "What the actual fuck?"

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 13

The fuck, why did I get downvoted ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So no response, only more downvotes. Which sad figure doesn't even answer this question?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I doubt in the red light district at a place that is called bananarama or some shit that she forced the workers to insert said bananas but inviting subordinate coworkers out to red light district probably wasn't a good idea.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And it was pretty much a case of "do as Ibsay, or you may risk your job". Yugh.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yes, when you are famous and have power over people you REALLY need to watch yourself because even if you don't mean to pressure your team, you can pressure your team. I love Lizzo and a lot of the allegations seem out of place But this worst one. . . Seems to have truth behind it. Feel for the dancers for sure.

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