Elijah "Wood" indeed

Mar 4, 2023 3:40 AM

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Can never go wrong with Sasha.

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I’ve see her ring.

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You better be baggins

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him: "holyshit, i am next to Sasha Grey"; her: "holy shit, i am next to Harry Potter "

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That's Tobey Maguire. He was great in Donnie Darko.

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More rustic, less wealthy best friend/sidekick? Check. Legendary object which grants invisibility? Check Kinda scary wizard mentor? Check

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I'd probably want to take a pic with her as well. Shit you not I would likely flip out more seeing her in public than an A-list star.

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v

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"Wait, is this allohhhhhhhhhhhh my gawd!"

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That lucky bugger

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He is trying so hard not to look, but the eye of Barad Dûr sees all.

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I wood too.

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I'm sure Elijah would. I'm sure I would too if I had the chance.

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Elijah..............

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There's a lot of actors I've become fans of because they're genuine people.

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Well Frodo is att peace, because that ring has certanly been destroyed

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Press shot for a film they did together called Open Windows.

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Man, all these comments about how old it is but as far as I've seen the first stating where it's from. Thanks!

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Open Windows https://youtu.be/_Qz7DDvTA-I

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How have people not seen this movie? It's not great by any means, but like, it's fine

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Never heard of it till I googled these Elijah's movies after seeing this post

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..well what did he play!? v

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What an attractive woman! I wonder if there are nudes?

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Good news, everybody!

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Seriously though she's absurdly gorgeous and seems like a chill person

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A brief flash of Michael Reeves manic energy.

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Good news, everybody!

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Comments be like - "OMG she is so amazing!" And I'm like- "Who the fuck is that next to Frodo"

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Don't know why the downvotes. This was my reaction too.

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She’s an actress with the famous line “gahk gahk gahk gahhhkkk”

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Thank You!

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Frodo and his cousin Dildo Baggins

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The parody novel Bored of the Rings, years before the films, named those two hobbits Frito and Dildo.

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Lol look up 'The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String', the protagonist's name is Dildo Saggins....

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Elijah Would

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Elijah’s wood

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Elijah Has

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Elijah Could

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Oh no he woodn't! ; )

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Evan Rachel Would, too, I think?

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You know she sucked that hobbit pipe

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Her love of the Halflings' leaf has clearly clouded her mind.

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Who is she?

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Sasha Grey

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just fuckin with you

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Not going to lie. I'd be smiling this big to meet her. Legend in her field, actress, pop culture phenomenon, rumored cool as fuck

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Her twitch streams are fun to watch

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Pretty sure at this point, she has been streaming a lot longer than she did adult stuff.

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spends her personal times reading at local libraries in the past. She would be an amazing person to grab lunch with.

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"Legend in her field, actress, pop culture phenomenon" I haven't got a clue as to who the hell she is.

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Sascha Grey. I've already explained her, so do a dive and realize she's a very interesting person.

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Sure you don't (wink wink). But if you're serious, Sasha Grey, former porn star. Has done a lot of other stuff, but mainly known for porn.

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Granted, she retired from porn several years ago, but that's the main thing people know her from.

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Sasha grey

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I'm not saying Imgur is dying, but this got almost 6k likes back in 2014 https://imgur.com/t/sasha_grey/zbhDlbG

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IMGUR just became another virtue signaling political website. I blocked politics and am much happier for doing so.

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Because more people upvote content when it’s fresh than they do after nearly a decade of reposting.

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Wait, but only 23,832 Views. It's not dying, just a lot more lurkers.

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Or fewer people care about or recognize people from a 10 year old repost.

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Then explain why this has over 4 times as many views. Never mind, I will: they were both A LOT more relevant in 2014.

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I imagine there is a greater proportion of users who don't know who she is now or even who he is

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We could have lewds show up on the front page back then!

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And this post takes that post's top comment. Sigh

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Thats when imgur was still the official Reddit image host. Now Reddit has their own embedded host.

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Ie shit

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Back in the day of albums

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Just for the update, she does really wholesome and actually interesting cooking/lifestyle streams on twitch.

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Does she make sandwiches?

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Who is she?

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Actress turned streamer

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She also does really wholesome and actually interesting science videos as well

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Holesome*

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True. A lot of current and former performers streams are really nice and it's really nice to know them then just as a pornstar.

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And?

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thats nice i dont know why this should surprising unless you had some other preconceived prejudices - but we're not thinking of that :)

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Sasha Grey is also voicing a character in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 DLC

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Currently celebrating her fourth of fifth, pretty sure it is the fourth anniversary of being a streamer.

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Yup, and she does wholesome as well as she did...the other things.

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Her cooking episodes are so great

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Who is she?

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Sasha Grey, most known for her former porn career.

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She makes excellent cream pies.

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You can do a million cooking streams on Twitch, but suck a few cocks and you're forever a cocksucker. It's unfair.

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I can? Thanks!!

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"a few"

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Its at least 37

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Hey you, get back here!

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In a row?!

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*looks at username* Mr. Jeremy, is that you?

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Can you explain the reference? Who is Mr Jeremy

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Famous for a delicious brand of Rum

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I really hope they don’t bully her about her professional past for someone changing

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She's still considered one of the best. I don't know how she got used to this, i hope good for her

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Afaik she didn't get into drugs, weird boob jobs she was cool and still seems to be like Tracy lords

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Have you met people? And on the internet of all places?

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I imagine her professional past is responsible for an awful lot of her current viewership.

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Actress for scorcesse?

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Totally. Show up for the human being you *think* she is. Stay for the human being she *actually* is.

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Fame is fame once people know you. You can make a living doing your hobby then!

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The channel is PG-13 and any mention of porn is banned. Not the time or place. The mods are on it.

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Kinda has to be. Twitch doesn't like when people talk about porn or sex, it might offend the advertisers. It's more certain words/phrases

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than the subject itself. You can use "innocent" words as euphemisms and not be super graphic and it'll slide. But say a "naughty" word and

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Twitch gets pissy.

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'twitch doesn't like when people talk about porn or sex'... yeah, hot tub meta says otherwise.

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Sorry, what was that? Can't hear you over all the boobie streamers that got famous a few years back

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doubt she's all that weak my friend

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You don't have to be weak to be bullied.

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Some people think Trump is the strongest man ever to exist ever but I think he's a NEEEEEEEEEEERD

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Don't insult nerds.

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