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Check out my profile for more inventions. You can also watch them in action: https://youtu.be/OKYBYeRDJLc
Feb 12, 2020 12:25 AM
rightcoastguy
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3270
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Check out my profile for more inventions. You can also watch them in action: https://youtu.be/OKYBYeRDJLc
KissfromaBingus
i would have called the crapper keepers... but what do i know
b612
well oh well, so I am not the only one worried about that someone, sitting in the next crapper associating my shoes with the smell....
pompodompolus5000
What do you mean unnecessary?! I want these.
ithoughtitwasaboogerbutitsnot
I have never understood why they don’t make the doors with no gaps and all the way to the floor, like they do in Germany.
DavidTownsendimage
I'd rather have some disposable booties for when the previous users don't seem to be able to accurately pee inside the bowl.
Mountainbae
the gaps give me such anxiety that I've had recurring dreams over the yrs where I'm at a public restroom with no cubes at all...
Mountainbae
just rows of toilets. the horror.
Ikindawantsoup
You should make one of those daily calendars with all of your products.
Lillymeows
I guess this could prevent the spread of Corona, but using the same one might be worse
Squishy501
Or just get over yourself.
lurker1098
Chill please..
berlinson
Great, now if someone could just invent something that means never having to touch a single part of a public toilet when you need to use it.
Golfbob
I just take my shoes off
RayFinkleisthemayor
Why are they on the sink countertop?
deecalyes
Can you also invent something to give me anonymity when I make eye contact through the huge gaps between the door and stall? Thanks
jckira
Just hurry up and design a device that stops my shorts from touching the ground and other people's pee when I take a shit
cookieduster
Design one for your hand so you don’t have to touch the door handle on the way out.
crann
something sorta like finger pants
CooCooCaChew
MuffinButter
To really spice it up, do hooves next.
SanchoLibre
CaffeineManic
I always thought the bottom gap facilitated checking for occupancy without rattling the door latch. I stick my feet forward to be seen.
nivE3066
For a second i thought they were going to be portable squatty potties but i am disappointed
DaSinna
Actually little tents to protect your feel while urinating standing up would be a great idea!
FriendlyFallopian
That toilet paper...why?
DrRad
AND THEN YOU PUT THEM ON THE COUNTER. YOU MONSTER!
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Some people like their fecal matter on a counter
Waitihavesomething4this
News flash, there’s fecal Matter on your counter already
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
XOccamsChainsawX
You should take all of your inventions on to shark tank and while their heads explode on the first just be like... but wait..there's more!
TheCoachAdair
This @op THIS!
MrDaMann
ElbowDeepInUserSub
I could hear this scene in my head, and I realized... Aaron Paul should be the next Batman. But yeah, Skinny Pete and Badger were good dudes
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Much better people than any meth dealers I've seen in person, that's for sure!
UltraHellboy
I’m having emotions over a gif. I loved this part so much.
theangryjanitor
For the kind of guy who will sit to pee instead of standing at the urinal. For. Some. Mysterious. Reason.
SciencePetsComputers
For people who are prone to urinary tract issues sitting down to pee causes them to empty their bladders more completely.
siccoyote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc
theangryjanitor
Awesome. Good job.
blameitonmyjuice
As a girl, do guys actually sit to pee ever? I'm confused if this is a thing...
2fligh2high
Yep. Sure do. Bathroom stays a lot cleaner that way.
pennyarcade3
I do. In the night when its dark and sometimes as a little treat so i can play with my phone and get some peace.
Somanyquestions
How do you sit to pee at a urinal?
SciencePetsComputers
Like this
SciencePetsComputers
or that https://i.redd.it/cpgaszs41rf21.jpg
UltraHellboy
Why is this so fucking hot? I have to think about things now...
TA2019
Bcuz you're sexually deprived
SciencePetsComputers
UltraHellboy
Ha ha ha ha!!!
Gvegasnachos
Could you invent a thing for me to put my twig & berries in when i go to sleep. I don't want them touching my leg. I need seperate & secure.
theoneprevouslyknownas
Pretty sure some knitter on here has already made just the thing. Might be called a silly warmer
theoneprevouslyknownas
*willie warmer
Gvegasnachos
I was thinking of calling it a ball bag
theoneprevouslyknownas
theoneprevouslyknownas
@Maggiebass
Gvegasnachos
Ive thought of this, but how do I secure them
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Draw string, like a little coin pouch.
theoneprevouslyknownas
All I know is that I saw this on a knitting dump quite a while ago, lol
wobblecopterrrr
Someone should really invent doors that go to the ground...
Mountainbae
ah another unnecessary product
DC1123
Until a toilet backsup..
IGiveItAll
The doors/stalls in my office building come close enough to the floor that you can't see anyone's shoes unless you get down on your stomach
leeksbeetsandberries
Eightylb
No that's nasty u need to clean the floors less rot on walls less grime. Trust me as a custodian.
PixelSprite64
We got you covered fam
AliLynn1039
geauxirish22
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
TheFastpaws
Maybe America should start sucking less.
MyBigMouth
[Stares in European]
Nocan
shameofslate
European? Or you’re a-poopin’?
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
[Stares in basically every other country other than the USA]
Nocan
Raekwon87
Also tons of Asia
Lulabel73
And Australia.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
*Stares in Marine Corps Bootcamp*
ShutTheFrontDoors
Story time: my high school tour group almost left me behind in Paris because of the stall with floor to ceiling walls and door that’s 1/
ShutTheFrontDoors
Lock broke and would not let me out. I’m not claustrophobic usually, but not being able to get out of there SUCKED. 2/2
Mafiaman68
This exact thing happened to me in Belgium!
mooncow0275
Are you still there?
DracoSicarius
I read this in the turret voice from Portal
5uperu5er
There you are
PixelSprite64
FaptasticFingers
I'm guessing it has something to do people fucking and doing drugs in the bathroom stalls.
CrimeBrulee
This is actually an intentional design in the US. The thought was full privacy would make it feel "too private".
dancinshroom
Intentional, yes but not for that reason. It's so people can get caught fucking and so homeless cant camp out in there hidden
HenryLongfellowIII
To discourage unwanted activities perhaps.
shadefang
I'd always heard it was because it's a lot easier/cheaper to manufacture, install, and clean.
dancinshroom
Pretty sure its like that so you can't 1)fuck with fullish privacy 2) so homeless cant camp out in them hidden from security and the like
DesolateMirror
Are you crazy
Woocaine
Public restrooms Must have gaps between them ... Just scared me imaging absolutely no air flow.
wobblecopterrrr
Nah I have been to a handfull with real doors, they have ventilation above.
ChikkenandFrikken
Europe manages privacy and airflow with ventilation located above.
Caspooky
They're not for airflow. They're for the cleaners; corners are hard to clean. (source: was a cleaner)
XxxAziexxX
As much as I want those, the floor gaps seem like they might be useful in an emergency where someone cannot get out of the stall themselves.
Zimno
Its mostly for cleaning because people are disgusting in public restrooms. A lot of fitting rooms have tile floors for that reason.
Sketchanie
That's not what they're for though. Companies don't want to spend money on doors longer than necessary, so they buy the bare minimum.
Mountainbae
I mean how often does that happen?
AtomicCarp
The shittier the bathroom, the more often it happens. Drugs are bad, kids
PopeyeTheSailor
reason its like that in the US is to be able to get to drugged out people in the stalls, see that shit a lot.
mememan19
Is that really why it's like that, or is it just cheaper
PopeyeTheSailor
Emergencies, easier to clean, cheaper, all legit reasons.
BladeTurMoiL
But fuck our privacy? Might as well add security cameras in there too. Why is that one illegal?
wobblecopterrrr
I mean, that could be said of any room with a door
XxxAziexxX
I suppose so. I can't think of many examples of rooms with very little space where forcibly opening the locked door may injure the 1/?
XxxAziexxX
the person instead. I also don't think there's many other situations where one would lock themselves alone in a room. 2/2
Bowchickameowmeoww
Which is why public places have emergency exits and such.