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Apr 5, 2022 1:20 PM

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At least you were lucky enough not to have Elon for a parent.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There is only Zuul.

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That's it, Caligula it is!

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Little boots!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm going to name my first daughter. Sheva Destroyer of Worlds.

4 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 6

And your second daughter will be Susan.

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"SHEVA! SHEVA! SHEVA! SHEVA!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s spelt Shiva if you mean the Hindu god Shiva the Destroyer? Also there’s like a gazillion Shivas, Shivs, Shivashnis etc in the world.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

she will become the first hacker to write virus code for minecraft. and second life. and hopefully metaverse.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

nah honestly I'd rather she be a pen tester if she were to go into the tech field. just a lot easier to get a job that way

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Minecraft viruses have been around since before survival mode existed.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Friend of mine named her daughter Cassiopeia, after the League of Legends character. She goes by Cassie. It's not really a big deal.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Some people might just assume she was named after the Greek mythological character.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My name is Jeff

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Went to school with a kid named Octavius. Cool dude, he owned that name, too

4 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

My mom named me after.... username relevant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope for him he'll get a Phd one day.

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Tavi!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Better get your ass back to Calderon

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I went to school with Herculese and Periclese. They went by John and Perry.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I named my son after a Roman inspired name. It ends in 'ius. He's our little emperor and gladiator all in one. People love the name too

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because he was the eighth spawn?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My name’s Liv

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your parents must have been particularly fecund.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my daughter (preschool) has a classmate Telemachus

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Octavia is also kinda not bad at all

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna name my kids Who, What, and I Don’t Know, and thus begin the longest Who’s On First joke the world will ever know.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This was legitimately on my list of reasons to have a kid.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"How was school, Chlamydia?"

4 years ago | Likes 417 Dislikes 3

My mom had a student named Chlamydia! Her parents were from a different country and thought it sounded "pretty". She had to tell teachers 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/ to call her by her middle name the first day of school every year. She also had a Overstreet and a Female pronounced Fem-Ah-Lee from a

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/Misinterpretation where the mom thought her doc named the baby, but she liked it so it was ok.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody's out and about....including chlamydia

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Haha there was a funny sex education ad that had a kid asking "who's chlamydia"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Friend of Herpes, the God of Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I knew a girl named Clinna and I always thought it sounded like an STD ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You joke but I met someone w that as their name. Misspelled of course.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I met their sister Syphylis.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I met lloyd kaufman once and im pretty sure one of the tromettes with him was named that

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Don't fuck with people who handle your food

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a reference to Hudson Hawk. What reference did you get?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The movie Waiting.. I believe someone else posted a gif of the scene

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus. I think I watched that movie one time back in like 2001.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/zX_A81aq0Ic here it is

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Chlamydia! Yer dad’s here!”

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Craig's much delayed reaction is the best. I watch it everytime I feel down.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh man I miss him....

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"Be luckier than Augustus and better than Trajan." ..Just don't name them after Nero.

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Could go for broke and name your kid after Alcibiades. Just let them skate through life with twice as much charisma as anyone should have.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Alcibiades nutz, lmao gottem

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You boy, STOP FIDDLING.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Plus Nero got fucked over in the legacy department

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's definitely some people who named their kid Nero because they know DMC but don't know where *he* got the name from...

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*looks at Fate waifu Nero* yeah…

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ain't nothing wrong with Nero.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you get used to being betrayed and assassinated? Seems like that would be a one-off event.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like that quote loses something in the translation.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nero wasn't too bad. Bad reputation is mainly christian propaganda due to the persecution of the early church.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Wasn't Nero the one that burned Rome down, also?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a couple who named their kids Agustus, Cesar, & Julius.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Khaleesi" isn't even a name, it's a title.

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 3

They don't care.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like Genghis Khan. His personal name was Temujin.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

People still name their kids "Princess, Prince, Earl" etc. It's nothing new.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sarah means "princess"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never cared about anything as much as some people care about that stupid fucking show

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Earl, Barron, and Augustus were too, but it didn't stop them from becoming common names.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Roy, Rex, Karl, Duke, Peon, Stewart, Basil/Vasili

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fun fact, I’m Australia and maybe UK too you can’t name your kid after certain titles, (royal titles, certain military ones and such)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, so is Earl, and Augustus, and Baron. And I think arguably Aaron was as well. And I guess Rex if we include dog names.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Rex Murphy. Regis Philbin. King Floyd. King Vidor. all real names of famous people.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, is Aaron one step above Baron?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, and one step below the all powerful Ron.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, Aaron translate to, roughly, "The Exalted One" or "The Mighty One" which some historians have argued was a title at one point, since it>

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whoosh

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, it took this comment for me to realize a joke had even been made.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

follows the usual convention of title > name. But it's not confirmed, which is why I said "arguably" for it.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuckwits don't care. Or think. Or know anything. That's why they are fuckwits.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

I literally know one who named her daughter Khaleesi just before season 8. Then got really mad. I was like idk what you expected.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate to live in a country where we have laws against making your children targets for bullying at a young age.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Was it just because season 8 was awful or did Khaleesi get a different meaning? I never watched.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was a bad season (though fans exaggerate, as they do), but she also becomes a horrible insane tyrant just like every other Targaryen.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But like, which should have surprised no one! She showed signs of being murderously insane through the whole show!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She killed thousands of innocent people and then got killed by her own general. As was foreshadowed the whole time.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My sister in law named her son Atrayu.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know a girl called Chardonnay so

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was nearly named Falco Amadeus for the singer and song. Mom said no.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Knew a girl named Tequila with a cousin named Female (pronounced: Fuh mal ee)

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Knew a girl in HS named Daquri. im 98% convinced her mom was a stripper, because of the name, and how she was allowed to dress.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn that’s nuts

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like nobody names their kids "Lucifer" anymore. I've met pets named Lucifer, and a Judas too.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My hypothetical kids are named after Skyrim characters: Balgruf, Aelia, Vilkas, Farkas, Brynjolf, Talos, Auriel, and Draugr Deathlord.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who's named Aurelien! He's a good kind of dorky

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You could go Greek and name them Bophades.

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Would you like some Snoo?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer African names like Manshegot Bigolteettees

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who's Steve Jobs?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to name them after famed Roman praetorian Biggus Diccus.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He has a wife you know.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my wife's name Aurelia, so there is that.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know a Aurelia Victoria.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mother of JC himself. Great name

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, that took me a moment to realize you meant Julius Caesar and not Jesus Christ.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't judge; my child's name is Leia.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

At least that's a nice normal sounding name!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If she has a brother named Luke, I have bad news for you.

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Quite a few Roman Emperor had... querks. I'd do my research carefully beforehand.

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Elagabalus....

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Aw shut it Nero

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bet he's old enough for Fiddle lessons, given the state of 'Rome'.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maximinus Thrax, watch him grow up large and sweaty like his namesake

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Please never spell quirks like that again. I don't know why, but it double hurt me

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pupienus , pronounced poopey anus

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Caracalla wants a mention

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see nothing wrong with naming my child Biggus Dickus

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My son, Caligula, takes great offense at your statement.

4 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

As does his horse

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Haha. Little Boots. He’ll never be anything else to me.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Most people haven't even heard his real name, they just know him by the nickname that he hated.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What do you mean, Elagabalus is a great name!

4 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Elagabalus best empress. Can't change my mind

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Empress?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is some evidence that she may have been trans including offering a lot of money for any doctor who could give her a vagina. 1/X

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thing is that Romans had... *interesting* ideas of sexuality and gender. Being a top was basically fine but being a bottom was reviled 2/X

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Biggus Dickus! Go clean your room!

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Do you find it Riseable?

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Incontinentia Buttocks!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I remember right, the guard wasn't told what was going to happen, only that he was not to laugh under any circumstances.

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I know a (white american) guy who named his kid Shikamaru.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Troublesome...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please no

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I find nothing wrong with this.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should've named him Equnisu Ocha

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I named my daughter Penny after Inspector Gadget. I wanted her to be a smart, tech-savy gal who sees thru other people's shit. She is.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Big bang theory a bit of a kick in the knickers there.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That show isn't important enough to wreck the name. They'd love to be, but they're not.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man like it or not, it lasted 12 seasons and won several Emmy's and other awards i believe. It might not be Cheers, Seinfeld, or (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MASH, but it had a cultural and stylistic impact. (2/2)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's ok. My daughter knows who she is named after.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good stuff, that penny is indeed a bad ass

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy across the road from me named his youngest son Tiberius! His wife is pregnant & I'm intrigued as to what the next kid will be called

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Triberius!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

James Kirk?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My daughter had a classmate named: "Xanthippe" after the wife of Socrates. She went by the nickname "Tippey"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh please, I need to hear how you Americans(?) murdered the pronunciation on that one! 8-D

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was seldom attempted, she had to tell them each time they tried & stumbled.

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Eh, literally every neckbeard I’ve ever met quotes Marcus Aurelius. If you’re naming your kids after Romans, they’ll have other issues

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

What about Roman Pierce from Two Fast Too Furious...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sad because his memoirs are quite the read he was a very thoughtful man

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Definitely. I’m not saying his writings are bad, or that there’s an issue with stoicism at all.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I gather it's just a shame he's miss quoted or miss understood by neck beards

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

honestly those ppl who get way too into roman stuff are gonna be the main source of those issues

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stoicism is the "actually" of philosophies. If we were all robots of rationality that way, we wouldn't need philosophy.

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My mom wanted to name the baby she miscarried Mephibosheth. My dad wanted to name it Wart, after the Mario 2 boss.

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I hope they made a better choice when you came along.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Meg

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why would you name trash?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Why would you call yourself out like that

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The name came before the miscarriage

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Sounds like the child miscarried itself in an act of heroic self-sacrifice

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Damn! Take your +1

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

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That was cold blooooded

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

used to have an officemate named raistlin :/

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Did raistlin has a brother too?

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Hate to be that dude’s brother

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly if I hadn't read the books, Raistlin sounds like kind of a cool name.

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Tanis I could understand, maybe even Sturm, but jesus

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No, Jesus tends to be more common of a name

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Oddly enough, I find Raistlin almost acceptable - considering what poor kids have been named in the past 10 years or so.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, I read the books. Still.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like just having that name would make you a self-fulfilling prophecy of becoming a moody edge lord.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It'd be awesome if your friend Raistlin was that Happy Goth though. "I brought Sisters of Mercy CD's... and cupcakes!"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? We all see things dying in front of us, why all the f’n drama?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My ex named her kid Sephiroth.

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OOF, I'm not sure if I could, Barret, if I were that kid

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I would complain about your pun, but I'm afraid I have to Cid the issue.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just have to Aerith your issues.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That joke was a step Tifa.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess she was hoping he'd have a long sword

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Is her name Jenova?

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Or Lucrecia...

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The accurate reference

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Both are accurate.

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Maybe she's into the Kabbalah

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I knew a girl who went by Shalhevet, but her real name was Nancy

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F

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Noice!

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Atleast he has his own theme song

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Keep him away from florists.

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I don't see the problem

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oh yikes

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Dude I worked with a LONG time ago named his kid Drizzt after Drizzt Do'Urden

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Nooooo

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I am glad we have laws preventing you from naming your child whatever you want.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Omg. No way! I love it. Call him seph for short.

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Do they enter every room to the tune of "Bells, frogs, big cherries, Peter Pan, magic cheese..."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought it was "Xbox interleaves, in a man, in a tree"

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Both of these comments had me rolling

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Sephi’s mom has got it going on

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I know a child named Geiserich.

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I know a guy who named his daughter Pinkamena Zecora.

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I knew one who named her kid Anakin. Same reaction, really.

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My cousins daughter was named Padme, that one does not sound so bad, I guess?

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I used to work with a girl whose name was Skye... last name Walker. I felt so bad for her lol

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My god. How did the other children sustain being around such magnificence?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That sounds like an awesome name to have.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impossibly long sword dodged.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kid better become some kind of larger than life super-celebrity, pretty much the only possibility for pulling that name off.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Just stab some chick

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"Shall I give you despair, mother?"

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Oh noooo

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Bullet dodged

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as a die hard ffvii fan I just cringed out my spine @davebeastly

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Could always be worse. Imagine if that kid was named Kefka.

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Someone told me that they named thier children Sesshomaru and Kikiyo

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In high school working as a cashier, I once checked out a family with a WIC voucher with a kid named Sephiroth printed on there! xD

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I met a kid called Legolas

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How about some bright parents who name their child Adolf. Still to this day i cant understand how they thought that was a good idea.

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I guess the kid could go by Seph'... But yeah, kindda hard to bear.

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Hell yeah

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Have a friend that named their kid lucifer... nick named lucy

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid could go by Seph. Little bit better.

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Or Seth.

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Worked with a guy named Joseph that went by "Seph" to be different. Just wound up getting called "Steph" a lot.

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Li'l Sephy.

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Has the same energy as Meg being short for Megatron.

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Weird note on that, recently found put my aunt Pat is actually named Patriquilynasin. Immediately thought of this when I learned it.

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Friend of mine named her kid Ronin after the Ronin Warriors

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Knew a gal named her kid Fable.

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Had a friend who named her first born "Atreyu" ...after the band.

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I thinkthat was the kid's middle name. I seem to remember it being something like that. Definitely first name was Sepiroth.

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Same XD

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I kinda dig it tho lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they live in a house of gold? Good band honestly and at least it's not something super known.

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I knew a chick who named her kid after the dude from Sailor Moon. Darian, I think

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I knew a Darian too. At least Darian is legit a name in some cultures.

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She named her kid Tuxedo Mask?

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No, Pegasus

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I absolutely love final fantasy, and will totally try and name my daughter "Terra" but at least that's sorta normal.

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Not Wakka hehehe

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Mommy issues incoming

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Imagine the family reunions.

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It'd be fitting given the name. That and the likely arson issues.

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I feel attacked.

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That was the joke.

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Damn, sounds like she's an ex because she's too cool for your normie ass.

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This is coming from a guy that unironically uses the term "normie"

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Damn straight lol. You say that like people who do things ironically aren't the real weirdos.

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You could also not do them at all

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My apologies, send me a list of things that are not exceptable ironically or otherwise. That way I can stay in your line of thinking.

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I'm dancing mad that the kid isn't named Kefka

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I see what you did there.

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That would require the mother to play the good FF games.

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Most FF games are good.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re not wrong but FF7 is by far the most beloved. I just think it’s a shame since its honestly not that great in comparison to the others

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He must really be killing it with the brunettes eh? Does he got mommy issues too? Perhaps he feels alienated..

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"List of Most Common Baby Names, 2022 edition"

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That’s the lyric for One-Winged Angel, yes.

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If they are Jewish he could just say is a Hebrew name.

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nah, that is cool af

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Maybe as a middle name or a second middle name. Or even as a nickname between the two of you.

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As someone who was named after a fictional character, it really REALLY isn't.

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Is that you Smeagol?

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I think you missed the point of the meme.

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New a guy who named his kids after World Of Warcraft characters

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Wow...

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My younger brother was named after one of my dad's D&D characters. But the name is "Nicholas," so it's not really that weird.

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"How was school today, Sylvanis? What did you get on your spelling test, Thrall?

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Sylvan rooted names are find with me. It's just Latin for woods/forest. It doesn't HAVE to be a cringy wow thing.

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I just put down the first two names I could think of from the game.

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I wouldn't really react much at Sylvanis bar the "huh, it's an unusual name" honestly. Maybe think it's an older version of Silvia/Silvie.

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just zug-zug dad. zug-zug

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khadgar I got you some nether shards for your birthday.

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Why can't you be more like your brother, Turtle-Who-Made-It-To-The-Water?

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There was an npc named Ronk is alliance territory back in vanilla (I know from going over there and kicking your asses). UD mage ftw 1/2

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Ronk means masturbait/maaturbatory in Norwegian. 2/2

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Or did the the kids make fun of you L33tSk33t69?

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by the time his kid goes to school, i doubt many people will know where it comes from, if it's not outlandish it's okay.

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One was Ilidan

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well it is "outlandish" get it... black temple.... outlands..... you get it.

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Yeah, I am sure Kel'thuzad will be fine.

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"If it's not outlandish".

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Gul'dan?

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They go by Kel for short

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My ex named her kid "Karma"

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That'll bite her in the ass later.

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Did she spell it Chahrmuh

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OP support

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that's a pretty cool name to be fair.

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Karma is not that uncommon a name for a girl. It's not common, but I've met two.

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Well it is kinda true if you think about it. Your kid will show you what kind of person you are. :P

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I have a cousin named karma in her 50s lol. Shes cool. She and my dad are the only ones in our "good christian fam" who got tattoos.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Though my name is starr so thats not much better.

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Huh, we named our dog Karma.

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We named the dog Indiana. Man, I've found memories of that dog.

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Bet she is a bitch

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Not Dogma?

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Nah, she's the Karma for my other dog, pippin, who was annoying to our dog ella before she passed, now Karma annoys the shit out of him.

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was karma a bitch?

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Karma always catches up to her

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I think she would be around 8 years old now, I don't know for sure. She wasn't my kid.

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Well take that as a yes

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still alive.

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Lmao... fucking tidus... stfu and let me go back and sign my blitzball team

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Lol, my parents named me after the Titus in the bible, but it's also a Roman emperor, and also a video game name.

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Obligatory comment that explains that the laugh was meant to be awkward and taken out of context ofc it sounds bad.

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The awkward laughter of pain....

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I liked 5 seconds ago before I remembered this scene existed.

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I love how both Tidus and Obi-Wan from the Clone Wars series were voiced by James Arnold Taylor.

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They didn't match the Ha's to the right key so it just sounds horrible lol

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Your gif has no sound, yet I can hear it.

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A curse put upon all our minds. We will never escape it...

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No gifs have sound, but we all hear many things.

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They have pills for that now.

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i've been in the mood to replay this since redownloading the zanarkand song to my phone, the resurfacing of this gif was the sign it is time

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I wanted to get a ps5 to play it, but can't get one. Now deciding if I should just do PC or the Switch.

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I decided on the switch, nowadays my sesions are in bed and my wife keeps waking me with "shut off the switch, you're sleeping"

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Everyday is a good day to replay Final Fantasy X

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