Distracting Distractions

Jul 4, 2026 8:16 AM

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#54 like the Rock-Paper-Scissors of bumping uglies

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#8

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#58 As a bald guy.... :-(

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Pickles out for Lady Liberty!

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Lots to process

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#8

More exhausted than depressed.

We keep trying to warn y'all, but all we get back is "ok, boomer" and that's our parents.

So go tic your tocs and "invest" in the NFTs and eat tide pods and tell the AI your passwords, we aren't going to try to stop you and you don't listen when we do anyway. Maybe we're wrong. Go find out.

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#3 So apparently those are the shorts that do it for me. Woof.

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Yeah, made me question whom that might be

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#61 Men in their 40s:

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Based on my experience as a 44m on dating apps, you can have step kids, a woman who wants to have kids immediately, or a child free poly woman.

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Based on my experience years ago, it was largely bots and women trying to get you to go to their onlyfans

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#12 This is basically what every conversations with republicans is like these days. Watching maga they to argue everything is great while it is clearly going to absolute hot fog shit. Hopefully with graham and McDonnell dead, and republicans losing their grip on reality and power, we might have a chance to dig out of the hell hole we've put the world in a better place.

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#5 really rustles my jimmies.

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#6

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*Stiltzkin is sharpening his knife*

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I need to look up dead internet theory,

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#51 ooh, piece of candy

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#47 what?

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#40 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3I3dmNkMXp6OWhyc2xyaTc5d3g1NHdvbmFpaHI1MnBsNzRlY29xcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI/200w.webp

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Collusion on a global scale.

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If you take a look at the bills the german government just pushed through - against widespread criticism from basically everybody - one might get the impression there could be some truth behind that.

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He did this to kier starmer in the UK also. Fuck Trump.

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Remember from last year? He wants the international pharmaceutical companies to raise their prices in other countries so that they can lower their prices in the US.

*faint sound of foreign laughter*

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#4 AI destroys reality.

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Yup, distracting.

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I, too, have been distracted.

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I too have been unzipped.

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#6 I cope by keeping up with all the space news. JWST keeps finding all kinds of cool shit and Vera Rubin is set to do the same.
Also I'm kind of excited to see nuclear fusion become a reality and it's looking like it might actually happen soon (like actual useful fusion not just, yeah we dumped 10x more energy in than we got but technically we sorta' made a fusion happen)

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#51 never stop making sure people know Goy is used in at best a slightly derogatory context every single time.

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#1 Literally my fave type of risque art/photography. Lingerie and sheer bits tickle my brain. The black and white is also a nice touch, obviously.

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#55 mind the gap đź‘€

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#6 What the hell is this phenomenon?

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#31 That author, Ian Fleming, worked in British Intelligence so this isn’t a particularly strange move. “While working for Britain's Naval Intelligence Division during the Second World War, Fleming was involved in planning Operation Goldeneye and in the planning and oversight of two intelligence units: 30 Assault Unit and T-Force.”

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#7 Erica Rose Campbell

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#36 Tarrence called them the machine elves.

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Terence McKenna. By the way, if you're offered AMT, treat it with exceptional caution. That stuff is an analogue for DMT, but it's truly not for the faint-hearted.

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#47 this isn't fair, it's Israel that promotes unhealthy shit for non-zionists

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#43 I think it would help a lot of people to understand how very little connection there is between things we enjoy fantasizing about, things we enjoy simulating within the confines of a sexual encounter and things we want to actually live with

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I wonder if it's to do with repression in general. Like the whole reason Stan Lee wrote The Incredible Hulk was because everybody wants to just throw it all away and go nuts sometimes and I wonder if that same kind of urge manifests in the counterintuitive sexual fantasies.
There's also the aspect of fantasies that involve being used or assaulted that the person just wants to feel wanted. Like not just wanted but irresistibly desired

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In my experience there's a bunch of reasons, and also I'm convinced that sometimes it really is just taste. Like no one ever says you prefer pears over apples because of your strained relationship with your mom.

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Something about cigars just being cigars then. Yeah, that's probably a factor too.

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Success!

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About 96% of people who consume the undercooked mushroom report seeing hundreds to thousands of miniature, colorful human figures. These tiny beings (often described as elves, clowns, or gnomes) are highly detailed and typically interact with the environment—such as marching across furniture, scaling walls, or even diving into soup. This exact same phenomenon has been documented in geographically distant regions including China, Papua New Guinea, and the northern Philippines

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Much as I'd prefer not to impugn them, I do wonder if there are people from the Studio Ghibli team that have imbibed.

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Can someone zoom in and enhance #5 so I know what it says on the note? Gracias.

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Note?

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#4. My bad

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NP! I don't regret the search.

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