Impresora para decorar donuts...

Apr 28, 2024 12:12 PM

Google Translate.- Printer to decorate donuts...

Seems like a lot of effort for something that I'm gonna indictriminately shove into my fat face in under 2 seconds.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, low on cyan.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear Bakers, please stop making beautiful food I feel bad to eat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*urge to print them all with Goatse intensifies*

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hi, Could I get a Boston Creme and a Pink Sprinkles please"..."Eh, sorry, we're out of magenta..."

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Que hermosas 😃🤗

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now without palm oil or heavy metals!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But do they taste good? You could fucking throw starry night on there but it doesn't mean jack if it tastes like shit. It's food not a canvas.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty, but would prefer tastes of visual decoration

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you can't have dessert because your food synthesizer is out of cyan icing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer to eat food, but you do you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PC Load Doughnut

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Clear Strawberry Jam in Tray 1

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2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

please remove the strawberry jam in tray 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Print… Print your dick in it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yum, ten dollar doughnuts that taste of technically edible ink

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...so you can get fatter and spend more money?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For when you look at wallpaper and go "what if I could eat this?"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love it, would be interested in seeing just what kind of creative designs thatd work, but: I hope it doesnt spoil the taste, (and ideally theyd work out a way to do the opposite, work out a way for it to impart flavour, thatd be amazing.) and unless it does somehow improve the flavour I wouldnt pay more than a few pence more for it. Id rather have tried and tested toppings that look _and_ taste nice, than a modest aesthetic improvement at a much higher price.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im now kind of hung up on the idea of a flavour printer. I had a look round, plenty of edible ink printing pics, some 3D printers that build up confectionery from scratch, but I cant find even an attempt at printing flavour on to a medium like icing. It doesnt seem particularly impossible given what the other printers can do. Surely Im not the first person to have thought of this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, it makes the donuts seem less like food.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

They can’t fool me so easily

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a novelty; that's all. And hey, there must be a market for it, y'know?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finally, something to keep my grandma from eating duvet covers.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know. Very very decorative donuts are overly dense and bready. I like the rare bird of a delicate light as air texture. Fuck Dunkin for life. That's iced bread af. Krispy kreme is closer but still too dense.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see stuff like this and I think to history and how rich oligarchs would have ostentatious and frivolous decorations on their food and table settings, all to show off how rich they were and fuck you for not being this rich. I just find it interesting that we have this printer that makes pastries that a rich man 100 years ago, would have sold his first born son for just so he could have flowers printed on his donuts. I guess my point is, humans can be creative and stupid at the same time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't really need Artisan Donuts costing more than $6 each thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What happens when you run out of Cyan?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Riven remake gets pushed back further...

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Now draw a pair of butt ch... nevermind

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Goatse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rust brown's ring donuts and from gta San andreas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no no, finish this thought. Please. @imgurneedsmoresmartass , you have the floor

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Donuts for Panem.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

May the diabeetus be ever in your favorp

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Doughnuts by 70yo widows home decor

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Popular at the retirement home

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I've tasted "edible ink" before. Haven't had one that didn't taste like chemicals yet. I think the problem is getting sugars or sweeteners through the emitter. Colors just taste bad I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 1

In theory, if you can taste it then they used way too much.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I reckon the requirements to be used as printer ink knock taste down the priority list quite a bit. Non-poisonous and printing on a thick layer of sugar to mask taste is probably what they're going with.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It may not be the colour, either. A lot of dyes and flavour extracts are dissolved in propylene glycol, which is terrible for coating the inside of your mouth with a lingering chemical sweetness. Once you can recognized that flavour (a very common adjunct in artificial vanilla extract), you'll notice just how common it is.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Probably because it’s chemicals

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everything is chemicals, oxygen is a chemical, hydrogen is chemical, guess what they make?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How about every candy ever made?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Where the dye is mixed with the other ingredients? Yeah, that won't give you the same flavour.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Every candy ever made has sweeteners or sugar added to it.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Totally different than a donut then.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food coloring never really has a flavor to me

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the red in red velvet cake tastes kinda nasty and bitter to me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mt Dew isnt Mt Dew without. Yellow #5, even code red has it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bizarrely enough, the european version is closer to the original version of Mt Dew. So Mt Dew without is more Mt Dew than Mt Dew.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because of the proper sugar instead of HCFS? Yeah, it just tastes better. Tho I only drink the zero-version now. The sodastream version is pretty good, you can add a bit of cherry syrup to make home made code red zero.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem isn't the food color but what it is made from. There's a lot of natural food colors on the market extracted from berries and such without a fuckton of chemical stabilizers, but they are usually not as bright and shiny as the artificial ones. The taste doesn't have to be thab bad, if you can live with dull and bland color schemes.

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 6

They thought moms would buy more Trix cereal if they switched to natural dyes because it was "healthier" but the result was so horrible it actually caused drops in sales. The new colors were beige, yellowish-beige, brown, brown-red, brownish-almost purple, and blue was cut entirely. It looked like dog food. It lasted less than a year before they brought back the original colors.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you know of any of those natural colors and flavorings that can fit through the micrometer sized nozzle in an inkjet printer? Without gumming it up?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Extracting the pigments from natural sources and using whatever dissolvent works best (and doesn't taste like arse) should be good. Question is more how does one plan the print, aiming for a colourful pretty picture but having mostly dull colours to work with. Could run it through a program, but it's also a matter of knowing what would still look good cos you can't just take a picture and run it through.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes I can live with bland color schemes. No wait. I can live with food that’s not been printed on. At all.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I'll print with a whipped cream can. It only prints whipped cream though.

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