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Mar 14, 2022 3:18 PM
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PunnyTiger
if you park like this you should have your license pulled; you're either dangerously incompetent, or malignantly ignorant of others
upsidedownyhead
Kind of impressive really
pastramionrye
Most* people
WhatUpDog3000
especially when there's a perfectly good motorcycle she could have knocked over!
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
She parks like Putin, no reality check on borders
Nuttburger
Probably an old ass man who’s not supposed to be driving
MapleSyrupMafia
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people on Imgur? Praising vandalism? Doing shit like deflating tires can lead to an accident... She>
MapleSyrupMafia
can move the car, you can't replace a life... People need to chill the fuck out with their dumb ideas to "punish" others.
Duskz
I'll debate one thing... if civilians in Russia had gun ownership, they nightfall been able to overthrow Putin?
Irishman1227
Being efficent when I have a flat tire& these jerks are why I have a floor jack in my trunk.
YourIceCreamMan
She might be a clueless moron with her head up her ass. There are plenty of those- even driving expensive cars.
caffeinette
In my experience, it's *especially* those driving expensive cars.
zambodotcom0
How do you know she parked the car
hydrocarbon82
Fun fact: a bag of zipties is $2-3 but ziptie'ing a shopping cart to a parking offender's door handles or side mirrors is PRICELESS.
nebulousned
Why “people” instead of “that person”? You should meet more people or pay more attention to all the ones who aren’t assholes.
CaptainHyperbole
Of course it’s a Cadillac
HughDaHand
Kinda shocking... Really expected it to me a BMW
LonelyHumanBoy
Cadillac is the go to brand for "temporarily embarrassed millionaires". No one who values their car buys one.
DrivingTheBus
To whoever needs to hear this, you can fix your shitting parking job. It happens now and again.
MarcUK
Probably an alcoholic.
teknoman117
The amount of times I've tried to park in a parking garage and someone parked their expensive ass car across multiple spots on a busy day...
jenzhere99
That black car doesn't really look all THAT expensive. Just throw it in reverse, floor it and knock that bitch in the way across the lot!
jungleinmyhead31415
Oh come on people! Maybe she's not JUST an inconsiderate a-hole! Maybe she also drove drunk to the store.
QuanticChaos
Note how both rear corners of her bumper are pushed in...
KamikazeGerbil101
Only the white camaro is normal. Other 2 are both assholes.
UncleMartha
I dunno, I think driving a Camaro does qualify you for being an asshole.
ageek3000
At least the black car is within the parking spot. It would be nice if they were centered, but I wouldn't classify them as an asshole.
KamikazeGerbil101
Fat guy like me would never be able to get in camaro.
MacFarlin1920
People have gray hair long before 65. Don't know, don't care how old this person is. Can't do a good job parking, driving, get off road
elhopaness
I wish I could care so little about everything.
MajjieStar
This! I wish I have a tiny slice of that DGAF vibe walk away. Instead I’d be the other car owner apologising for being in the lines too much
masteryoplait
Me too. I'd get in and out 3 times making sure I left enough space.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
You can find plenty of examples. Just look at the GQP.
jungleinmyhead31415
This is why I keep a stack of these stickers in my car.
YellowSparrow
I've seriously considered purchasing a really shitty old car specifically to park too close to people who do that sort of thing.
YellowSparrow
No matter how many times you bang my car with your door, your knees will never allow you to get in, Dolores.
Milnoch
I had a beater for a long time. It's such a joyous feeling being able to to do just this. Oh you're parked over the line? To bad, I'm not.
HuskyParty
Well just look at who is more important than everyone else today!!
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
Looks like a Karen to me, don't engage!
jackmo5772beavertrapper
That's right, and don't you forget it./s
VirtualNaut
Yeah that’s an asshole way to park the invisible boat mobile. That lady in the Cadillac had to park real close to that Hyundai due to it.
WrathOfJigglypuff
But we all know who she voted for.
Yummybubblez
Looks like a tow truck driver making bank to me :)
TheOGPooner
Also… sometimes being an alcoholic can be very difficult
ahbrannon1
It isn't just today that they feel more important than everyone else it is everyday.
WeDontDeserveGoldens
“Today”. Lol. Exactly!
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Is that a Lincoln Cuntinental?
JustARandomDutchGuy
+1, but that looks more like a Cadillac Devil
realscrumpysteve
Yeah either Cadi or a Lincoln. Meaning she either has too much money or too much age to care.
JustARandomDutchGuy
Looks like it's hardly new though. I think it might be a DTS so it's 11 years old at best and AFAIK these things dont retain a lot of value
JustARandomDutchGuy
Might just be that she doesnt give half a crap (2/2)
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
They need to start re-applying driving tests once you hit 65.
turomar
They should be recurring retests for EVERYBODY
HovercraftFullofBees
That won't stop it. Knew a woman that had her license pulled for being blind in one eye. She got it back with a Dr's note from her eye Dr...
MeezieGirl
Being blind in 1 eye doesn't preclude you from getting 1 in most states. Lots of people lose an eye and can still drive. Legs & arms too
HovercraftFullofBees
She was visually impaired enough to fail the eye exam thru the DMV.
MerlintheRogue
My Father-in-law should have had his license revoked but he pays for a good lawyer so he can keep hitting people’s cars.
MeezieGirl
I knew someone with 4 DWIs - still driving. $$$ will take care of it.
ChevyNova1973
The law only applies to the poor
Tomadzo
I don’t know how that car got two flat tires. It’s weird
HsuDoNihm
Four.
MeGroovy
Pro tip: buy a valve decore tool. They're incredibly cheap but it means that the tyres can't be reinflated without replacement.
Metalsmith21
Weird how the branches of the trees scratched the fuck out of it and the Windshield got covered with vaseline and glitter.
theduckening
oh, I remember Vaseline on the wipers and a big smudge on the windshield. So when they try to clean it, they make it worse.
itsokimaussie
Personally, I like the old "super glue in the locks" trick. Also, use remainder of glue to glue wipers to windscreen.
Sensiblyinteresting
If I walked out and saw a car had done this to me I would deff let the air out of one of the tires
Dravit
Never mind the flat tyres, how'd every single window get broken?
decomposingcomposers
I'd put a nail behind each tire so it's a surprise for them after a while. Not a very damaging revenge though as fixing a flat is so easy
TheobromineAddict
I like to deflate the diagonally opposite tires, so it's not obvious there are two flats until one is replaced/inflated.
pallyman
Pallyman will remember this for future reference
Enlilite7512
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shiftdi3s3l
...oh no, the car blew up....
CobainsSarcoma
damnedest thing. wouldn't believe it if i didn't see it. hell of a coincidence, i tell ya. been ages since I've seen *TWO* flats. Ages.
MedicSailor
You are missing a step, where you call a tow truck AFTER the 2 tires are Ffed, so the towing fee AMD 2 new tires hits them
StarscreamAndHutch
Two is key
SkyeIngram17
I thought it was 3?
CorydorasAfavorplease
More than one but less than four. More than one bc no one has two spares, less than four so insurance doesn't cover it
CuriousScar
And 1 from the front and 1 from the back so the wear isn't the same on the 2 remaining
Corrodias
It's patently absurd that insurers wouldn't cover damaged tires just because all 4 weren't damaged.
DamnWhales
I love to believe it, but it just isn't really true sadly https://www.carinsurance.com/does-insurance-cover-slashed-tires
DeKetsendeRechter
Sadly, you’ve reached a page that can’t be displayed.
LadyRex
Sis told me this after my first break up. Also bologna eats through car paint and ping pong balls expand in gas tanks during warm weather.
DeKetsendeRechter
Fuel tanks are locked so how are you getting the balls in?
ourari
I'm hoping this is a blind old lady who just doesn't know any better and shouldn't be driving.
DVSBSTrD
Like Putin is a blind old man who doesn't know any better.
ourari
I think we have a little more evidence to go on in his case to draw a different conclusion.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Living in a city with a lot of retirees, very much this. And hello fellow former ICer. :)
ourari
Hey! Glad to see you're still around as well. I haven't been to NIC (pogon's new IC) in a while. Not sure if you already knew about it?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Yup, I am! Sadly things are really quiet there now, only a handful still visit. It's been a couple months since on NIC - need to go back. :)
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Hope you are doing well! Life has been super busy during COVID.
Aremic
Yeah see me and my wife nearly got backed over by a blind old lady today. Good thing we were on foot and fairly quick, bc she wasn't slow
Hambonerhandy
They doesn't really make it any better, in fact kinda worse that they're being so irresponsible.
ourari
Cognitive decline means you're less responsible for your own behavior. Being of sound mind and inconsiderate is worse to me.
Kbantar
So you're adding dementia to their hypothetical of blind?
ourari
Not specifically. Just general age-related cognitive decline.
CatatonicCowMoo
When I was like 16 there was a 93 y.o. lady half blind with Parkinson's driving a fucking GIANT truck. Like a modern day f250 or similar./
CatatonicCowMoo
She was at the doctor, I was going into the bank (same building). She was backed into a space and so was I, right next to her. I was in a /
CatatonicCowMoo
Volvo s80 or smthn. She came out and left while I was in the bank, and when she pulled out she cut it too soon and her back tire ran over/
CatatonicCowMoo
The passenger side hood of my car. Like a tank driving over a fucking car. She didn't even notice she did it! My dad and grandpa went to /
CatatonicCowMoo
Every business in that building asking if anyone had seen anything. Thankfully one couple saw it happen and took note of a decal on the /
SteamingTheCat
Sorry but after Trump, we should all be aware that malignant narcissists exist and enjoy causing grief to anyone they can
MadnerKami
I feel the picture acurately conveys, that she's old, blind and shouldn't be driving.
Tootsie1
Old - maybe depends on your view point. She looks about mid 50s. Blind - nope. An entitled karen - hell yes.
MadCat221
If she shouldn't be driving but still is, then I still have blame for her being stubborn.
MrAdamArce
In this case, maybe. In Rural America that offers no other ways to get around and no convenience, they're kind of forced to
ourari
Have you met old people? ;)
MadCat221
Yes.
ourari
:)
PeeterGrant
Exactly. Many know they have a medical problem and refuse to go to a doctor about it.
ourari
Are elderly retested for road safety in U.S.? In my country you need to get a medical screening every few years above a certain age.
ourari
If you fail, you lose your license.
CorydorasAfavorplease
They don't make you go in for a retest here anymore, you can usually just have them send you a new one after you remotely renew.