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SirYumYum
I want to go to there
GaiusWydra
I didn’t know Santa Claus was a kinky and polyamorous
jebstat59365
All I want for Christmas...
bagos1
Awesome! Santasluts...
TheCleverDeist
There’s elf on a shelf, and then there is…
CaptnVatka
Hos in a row?
maincarrot
Hello #2! 👋🏻👋🏻
HandoB4Javert
Evocatas
Music video? Is just cause of the background elves?
columbusolh2000
Stockings are stuffed
Tribut
Yes, No, Yes, Yes
CoconutGoddes
darbythemiddle
cheerleader effect doing a lot of heavy lifting this holiday season
MajMalfunction2
Well, ho ho ho....ho.
TanithRosenbaum
ButtscratchMcPherson
And this is why I'm glad all the human mods were fired. Back then, 1/2 the people in this thread would have been randomly perma banned for misogynistic comments. They'd still have the other sexist comments up, of course.
friendsofsandwiches
Pornmass
Randomice
Merry Crotchmess!
Redoneter593
Ricdesan
Those are MY kind of helpers
WhiskyBravo
I would like to join their sorority. I'm a 50 yr old man, but I'm sure we can make it work :)
scribbydibbydo
“The elf is right over there. No no keep reaching, it’s up over there somewhere. Keep looking.”
nimeton0
4 3 1 2
kaijuuGold
tis the season hoes hoes hoes
sdidi73
I would like to jingle their bells
innagaddavidababy
Ho ho ho.
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
They say Elf ass tastes like eggnog and peppermint.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Peppermint at first, then eggnog. So much eggnog. They only come once a year
Redoneter593
thisplaceisjustanothernewssitenow
unremarkableasterisk
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2s4bXl5dXdrdjExbHNodjZtNGV2cTJwN2tsbGwxdzZodWF1bTg3biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Q6lrzliWvxS6c/200w.webp
cyno01
derpsquadcaptain
Who says that exactly?
lightfoot2
And their poop smells like hot cinnamon buns. Go figure
nero4ty2
Years ago there was a front page post of a lady using a large candy cane to..uh.. pleasure herself. Not sure if that’s good for that area but it sure was popular
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Roune
Definite yeast infection. Pretty sure I know the picture tho
GlenL
Are they . . . scientists?
smashpro1
Number 2 looks familiar, but the name escapes me.
IAmASentientWaffle
We're the scientists, dumbass.
GlenL
What is the name of people who do science?
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
To anyone who says this objectifies women... you're probably right. I'll also say that as a man, if I had a body this attractive, you would have to pay me to wear clothes in the summer. Seriously, if I looked like Jason Momoa I'd be near-naked ALL THE TIME unless I had to go to the grocery store and be polite.
unluckyandbored
I mean yeah, if I was attractive I'd probably show off more. Not a lot, but I'd probably wear closer-fitting clothing at the very least that at least hinted at my physique instead of completely obscuring it so nobody can see I'm an ugly, fat idiot.
maincarrot
I have had to put a sign on my front door that says "KNOCK. THEN WAIT. IM PROBABLY NAKED."
and I usually didn't lock my door so friends would just waltz in and I'm like. Dude. This isn't your fucking house! I'm loungin 'ere!!
"YOU'RE NAKED ON THE COUCH?"
WHERE THE FUCK ELSE!?
Eldibs
Same, brother. And even when the situation calls for a shirt, I'd make sure to put on one that is just a size too small.
EroticZombiePants
They knew that would inevitably happen when they wore that.
Snooj
The sad thing is that a body like Jason Momoa is attainable with a shit-ton of work but even if I did put in all that work I'd still have the face of me which is still a fairly good deterrent.
PosthumousExile
You probably hate your face more than anyone even dislikes it man.
Snooj
Well, no one's ever come forth to dispute my claim and I'm a pretty good judge of male attractiveness.
cowgoesmoo1
Yup. I look like the unholy union of Roseanne Barr and Shrek. Nobody's going to be seeing me near naked anytime soon unless it's the doctor.
Mithi
You man-slut!
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Guilty as charged.
Though if I were a woman I'd probably be a lot sluttier than I currently am.
YoursIsNoDisgrace
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dG9iOWU3cjc1MnQxMHo3d29qajgxbnpvcDR1YXk1NmdtcjcyYW96OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l2YWkpWCAApMgnNjq/200w.webp
Redoneter593
So tiny...
realGeorgelucas
You go Glen Coco!
deetatron
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Lol 🤣