t4piwa
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May 16, 2021 9:31 PM
t4piwa
99077
2922
81
Maybe adult content
PianoMan2112
Sign in room: "Employees must wash hands before returning to work. And this time, we mean it."
3rdNameUsed
TaintToucher
Nice, 29 minutes to relax after
JeffGodofBiscuits
I think this will rub people the wrong way
HansImaginationStar
Bonobo lifestyle!
Drideon
Birdman2112
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
Oh for gods sake, go have a wank Alice!
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Also, what's getting them so horny at work?
skipweasel
At last, a boss that gives a toss.
DrSpifoPants
Why is this not the top rated comment !
galapas
Not touching a keyboard at that place
IDGAFAA
You think guys are doing that already anyway in stalls?
4goodsuccess365
Co-worker: enjoy your break Richard Me: no honestly I'm just getting a burger Coworker: Ah huh, ok
fierce1three
Breaks will be viewable on pornhub
kantaloupe
And her name is Lust
DontcallmeRooster
Google says it's a porn company.
Gremlynn4023
Lust Films is porn? I am shocked.
thatwoodguy
Shocking.
joshcrimson
I think she's just looking for a raise.
Longbowgun
It's a porn company... So... Of course?
Daddymememaster1
Are they hiring?
TheMasterDB8er
The fact that the workplace is called Erika Lust Films does make it slightly less concerning. Probably not your average office building.
chemobrain
Indie porn films.
kanemano
2 minutes to rub one out and a 28 minute nap? I'm down
StankyPankySammich
I like your style....
RoninTactican
This guy faps
ciriausly
According to some random article I read, a 15 to 20 minute nap is ideal. Any more and you get the nap grumps
Zephyr86
Skip the rub down and you get an extra 2 min nap
ImTheProfessor
Why not both, nocternal emission.
truthsmiles
Yeah my problem would be that I’d just want to sleep after.
realargonwolf
Is that the normal thing? Because it has the opposite effect on me.
firesword14
Depends on the time if day, if it's a morning wank I am energised, if its a late night one it could go either way.
fullblownSatan
Brunch wank is mellow yet heady
SuperBeetle76
came here to post this - who the fuck takes 30 minutes to masturbate?
dishonestdaniel
Gotta edge for fun??
MoochieMan
No, 28 minutes to find the right video. 2 minutes to bop your bologna.
PathologicalLion
+1 for Bob your bologna
InfOracle
Who's Bob, and what is he doing to my bologna?
PathologicalLion
Solifluction
You're down? That's really gonna fuck with those first two minutes. Speaking as a dude. I don't know your situation. Killed my own joke...
Icommentandpostmypets
You need 2 minutes?
TiredSnowball
I'd just take 30 minute nap. Naps at work would be good.
PerpetuityPhoto
Annoyance for me is that 30 wouldn't be enough.
sampanbou
Why are people downvoting you? Take your time, king ?
PerpetuityPhoto
Misguided envy, probably. ADHD is a bitch. XD
Valkor
oh god it aint just me then
techer001
Or delayed ejaculation. Not the blessing I thought it might be.
PerpetuityPhoto
Yes. Also nerve damage. Ain't brains and bodies amazing....ly flawed and broken... Seriously, it's amazing our species got this far.
pumpkinpiepatch
I also have this issue, please be patient with me im sorry
bladderinfection
Just use the shitter like everybody else.
EreborRedwolf
Is it a paid break?
MrLevtron
To be fair, she runs an independent adult film studio...so...y'know
bknice02
To be faaaair
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
I just figured the camera(wo)men jacked off while they filmed.
StormBurnX
Imagine the shaky cameras.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Oh okay. I thought they shot and edited arby's ads or something. Makes sense more now!
zigbigidorlu
I mean, I'm sure there's some roast beef.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Yikes
Longbowgun
"We have the meats!"
BillFrankTheManWithTwoFirstNames
Horsey sauce
tymeparadox
Now recently masturbated meats.
Cr4zyC4tLady
I mean, her “name” is Erika Lust. And runs Erika Lust Films.
Zatherous
Everything is already sticky.
fartymarty42
What kind of snacks do u think they have in the break room? I bet it’s nuts, maybe some cummi worms
AnythingMuchShorter
I'm guessing this isn't the actors. I mean if your job in editing or production involved looking at porn all day, it could get hard.
IAmTheGatekeeper
Ba dum tsh! ... I'll see myself out.
anhonestnight101
Yeah, it really is a slippery slope.
Desertdog333
For those of you wondering why this is even happening, it's a porn company.
funnyaccepted
Kalicula
Three rooms, one for each base. No homers
Firstscout
takeonme11
Wait so this isn’t considered normal?
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
I feel I need an HR rep and I dont even work for her..
hellfirerains
They aren't forcing you to masturbate, so you really have no case, nor should you even try for one.
imgurj17
I think if you join an erotic film company and have a problem with people masturbating you might have joined the wrong company ?
RolandLovecraft
Hhmmm, good point.
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CE0485
HR is not in place to help you, it’s to help the company, you need a lawyer....
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DysgraphicProgrammer
Our HR person played Cards Against Humanity with us at the company game night.
thevortexmaster
I think it depends. My place finally got big enough to hire an HR lady. She has been great for us. Fighting for raises, fund raising, etc.
CE0485
PerpetuityPhoto
She won't be there much longer.
thevortexmaster
She's off and on contracted with the company for years. Mind you it's a non profit charity that houses low income seniors and people with>>>
thevortexmaster
Disabilities. It's a pretty good company. CEO doesn't make a hell of a lot more than I do
DaveDreamsOfDumplings
I might jerk off at work, but I sure as hell ain't doing it in some desginated jerk off room. Gross.
BikerRay
(Bell goes off) "OK, folk, off to the masburatorium, you've got thirty minutes!"
mulefa
Immediately thought of Simon Pegg on Big Train https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4
ObeyTheFist
Same here! Haha
Saxam0phone
$100 says there’s a hidden camera in that room.
TheMaleficViper
It’s a porn industry, I’m certain there is ?
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
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AlfredDPrince
Operation Petticoat, that's Cary Grant
bripi
Thanks! Not sure I could tell those two apart from memory.
mrEthan2k
The door is labeled "Officers Head".
galapas
msmxv
So what's with the pursing of the lips?
rsmatt00
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
heyheyheylisten
36 people booking 30 min “breaks” in one room means they’ll need to go in in pairs
bripi
Not all 36 may be on the job that day. But I see your point!
TouchMyInfection
"Why are all the keyboards sticky?"
tiderfish
Came here for this
hitdog42
It was a spoooky ghost!
slotheroll
bripi
what is this from? not pervy or anything, just curious who puts that line in a show/movie.
nickoftime90
The Good Place
Insomnia297
It's spelled with a "u" not an "e". I have no idea why this word is so hard for people to spell.
N0MamesGuey
So one room for 36 employees? Is It self cleaning or designated cleaning staff?
ThisOldCPU
Some people need the leftovers to finish themselves.
soggywaffle1234
No
Donku83
Relevant? https://youtu.be/w3j5MUUYzbc
crushingbore
remembertogrush
That's probably why it's a half an hour break so they can clean it afterwards
BillFrankTheManWithTwoFirstNames
It didn't specifically say room, it said station... which could be in the middle of the hallway for all we know.
maincarrot
They all take their breaks at the same time, man. It's called efficiency, and that's what we do here at Tangy-Meats and Co.
AllRicksAreJerrys
/a/88G8fwW
N0MamesGuey
Buff it out
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I've gotten pretty good at not shooting my jizz everywhere when I climax.
ZeroDucksToGive
Interning there really sucks.
crackblind
Really, I heard it blows.
NothingToSeeHereKeepMoving
I don't want to be anywhere close to a masterbation room used by coworker.
AncientProverb
When your job is filming adult content I think that might be different
crazymojomonkey
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work"
Zulljin4
Team work makes the dream work
explainer
Simple. Don't blow your cheese all over the place
Fairdinkums
It would be like a snow globe in there
Cranbananarama
Everyone in the room at once, eye contact is required, mops are dispensed after for a team building clean up.
LewdSomnambulist
You have guys that mop up the loads
ButtsMcGee86
No, but I bet there is a camera in there.
criticallyacclaimedfuckwad
LampLighterN7
Oh whatever you were gonna blow Louis CK!
MrJimmyRustles
And how many cameras does it have?
AncientProverb
Well it is one of those studios..
downrightmike
Simply, just pair up to save cleaning costs:DDDDDDDD
yonafin
That’s part of the fun
thyfartismurder
Hence forth the circle jerk/ bean flickery
Visualstimuli
I'm thinking of how bad coworkers are in general at keeping shared spaces, Kitchen area, clean and tidy in general...
CityYeti
All they gotta do is spend a little more on tissues
JoeT85
aim for this bucket
sticksosteel
Half hour for each. 18 hour day or everyone has to share some time. So it’s a team building exercise?
Sageypie
Gotta charge those crystals somehow.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Imagine getting the final time slot. “Damn it, I gotta nut so I can beat traffic...”
ShotgunPauley
Richardza
Double dutch rudder baby
N0MamesGuey
NakedGalaxy
BoxKingEcko
Or... and hear me out on this, or, all 36 people might not work all of the same days, you know maybe.
Mechwarrior719
Guess some meetings there really *are* circle jerks…
ElbowDeepInGod
Competitive. Soggy biscuit or frost the snowman style.
mcmachack
It is known that Double Dutch Rudders improve synergy
snooch2thegouch
Adanis
Do the cleaning staff get a wank break, too?
ThatOnesIrrelevant
How about having the employees not masturbate like fucking animals I mean what the shit. Does everyone just nut directly on the floor? Wtf
J0765
Yes
AncientProverb
They’re a porn studio so probably
justarocknroller
Do you know how much the average jizz-mopper makes?
GonzoRunner
onlyhereforthehotfuzzreferences
Ask Wesley Crusher
LooseyGooseyBrett
Minimum wage at our local theater
RamosIsANerd
The guy that works in the nudie booth?
N0MamesGuey
A load?
realargonwolf
Damn justarocknroller, you just got SHOWED UP
justarocknroller
I got nothing but respect for a good punchline
Scuttlebutte
Joxtacy
Hopefully not a shit load.
oldselmersaxguy1
Get a load of this guy...
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rookie23
Yup, https://youtu.be/u76_6JiPcg0 .
TheGriffin
truemetalman
Badatuserbames
tbomber
Average jizz mopper implies the existence of top tier,elite jizz moppers.
CptRobotNinja
And also bottom of the barrel jizz moppers. Can you imagine being a shitty jizz mopper? Like no I don't want to work with Greg he sucks.
OliverKlosof
While you were out partying, I studied the jizz mop.
WorthEveryPenny
Kim Kardashian
lilmookieesquire
Is my MJM a joke to you?!
q2grapple
Master degree in Jizz Moppage?
hitdog42
Man I on have a MBA in seminal sanitation
lilmookieesquire
I was told the need for the degree was really up and cumming.
Eryche
While masturbation is healthy and reduces stress, it can definitely be done before work and/or after if you need to
Eryche
However, with the profession they're in, it doesn't really matter. Being able to just get off the way you want would be nice after doing
Eryche
what the cameras want you to do ya know? So, yes for this context, no for sayyy a Target employee lol
Fuckme721
As someone with a libido that attacks me constantly, I can confidently say I'd do better at being an employee anywhere if I got ¹
Fuckme721
masturbation breaks. ²
PeeStream
As a former Target employee, I can confidently say that masturbation is a common occurrence among team members while at work.
Kumonryu42
...go on.