ShouldersDeepInAHorse
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I upvote every comment I get, but the points don't matter.
Apr 23, 2017 1:35 PM
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
85798
1275
84
I upvote every comment I get, but the points don't matter.
ProfessorDumbass
Go through the pet door you fucking idiot
Hitchgaffa
Your tongue feels like sandpaper.
OrgasmicCheesecake
My crotch is no place for you rest your head!
yougetnothingyoulosegooddaysir
Do you want to go outside?
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
Why can't you just shit in your box?
mymanmaverick
The double entendre makes this my favorite
jayk3rs
Fuck you're hairy
grimmia
If you're going outside, you have to wear the harness
commentsbadcomments
Can't wait for my wife to meet you!
Numnex
AFOpie
This one wins
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Get back here, I am not done petting you yet
klubai4
Whyever wouldn't you be able to say that to your wife?
CargitoErgoSum
29 people married some pretty strange women o.o
g00se0017
"we need to get you spayed"
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
Leave the fucking curtains alone!
100PercentLatex
I'll give you to a Korean restaurant if you scratch me again!
youresittinginitnow
Quit scratching the furniture! So help me, I'll get the squirt bottle.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Get the fuck off me you fat piece of shit
nowinsituation
There is a mouse in the kitchen, go kill it...
Jimthebutler
Come get your milk you fat, attention needing little shit
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
Shhh. The vet is gonna put his finger in your ass now...
underscoreneckbeard
Oh no, you can still say that one.
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
Well, I know I have ... I was just thinking of other people.
RLupine
If I die, pls don't eat me.
RuthlessInTheFaceOfBeauty
This might be a conversation you'd want to have with your girlfriend too.
avertyereyes
*Cats ate her face*
RandomRubbish
Get your butt out of my face.
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
'Sorry, it was good knowing you but it's time to put you down.'
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Dark...I love it
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
Also 'Who let you out of the house?'
ImgeneralBennet
Here, I'll flush the toilet to freshen your drinking water!
BarfTittiesGalore
Stop eating your sister's shits!
ilovefunsocks
"Come here chunky butt!"
reportsgonewild
Beg to differ on this one.
MaTuRE7o7
I should've gotten a dog instead.
NAMEiBOOM
I'm sure lot of husbands have said that to their after its become a sexless marriage
SickOfThisCessPool
Why are they having sex with dogs?
MarckW
I'm tired of you shitting in the litter right after I clean it.
hamsteronarunawaytreadmill
The struggle is real on this one!
ShelixAnakasian
Jesus you've gotten fat, no more treats for a while.
Stooge2387
You deserve more upvotes.
ShelixAnakasian
You too. =D
Knowwon
Your cat's name is Jesus?
fullofwastedpotential
"Oh NOW you want me to touch you"
ShelixAnakasian
If you don't be quiet, you're going in your crate.
bubbleteapanties
As a woman I am very confused about why this sentence excites me.
ShelixAnakasian
Get back in your crate or you're going to see what else I do to that pussy.
bubbleteapanties
And just like that I have a new kink.
crazyspelling
You crate the cat?!
ShelixAnakasian
No, but I crate my girlfriend.
TheMoistBandit
How did you get back inside?!
hookerbot5000
shutup meg
sbow01
bearsunited
Golden :,)
AveragelyExtreme
My brain read this as Ryan Stiles
mrsatiainen
Or... How the hell did you get out again?
ImTasmanian
I know this guys fetish
Edgekrsher
"I love you"
ColonelSnazzyPaunts
Fuck I'm cracking up rn
WhyWouldINeedAShortNameWhenICanHaveALongOne
Damn
nugznotdrugs
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
dude..
Edgekrsher
Whaaaaat!!??
Zalkaholic
This got sad
Beezlebubble
real*
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Real sad*
offpistewilly
I already fed you this morning
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
JESUS CHRIST DUDE
AdrocThurston
I can't tell you how many times I have to say that each week.
NovaleeMarie
I saw this every single day to my cats. They are bottomless pits.
NovaleeMarie
*say. (Just wow. No clue how I mixed up those letters. They are no where near each other.)
ellavator
Seriously I feed my vat in the morning, an hour or two later it's empty and he's meowing like he's dying of starvation.
ellavator
Cat*
ellavator
Though that's a great typo. He may as well be a bottomless vat that can't be satisfied.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Just like my wife :C
WoofWoofItsTheMemePolice
Yes.