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Apr 19, 2026 4:54 PM

l0calh0st

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What a lovely kitty.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Noep.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So that *must be* a well-fed murder cat, right?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

“Cheetah food always run. You not run, you not cheetah food. You must be fren.”

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE spot? Speed-kitty has at least 20 spots, help me out bro

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet adorable tiny kitten.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The scary thing about that animal is that in the event it decides to kill you there's no fucking way you can outrun it. Even if you're Usain Bolt.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I dont trust any of these big cat videos, where they are being shown as pets. Too many of them come from "zoo's" that abuse and mistreat their animals.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a cheetah. A "small cat" in the zoological sense (feline, not pantherine). And most of the videos of people petting cheetahs are taken in the wild. They just walk up to wildlife photographers for a snuggle session

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hear a klr650 idling.

3 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' hell you ain't wrong

Cheetah's got a bit more speed than the bike though XD

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But the KLR will outlast the radioactive cockroaches.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And thats the spot. And thats that spot, and thats...

3 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Kitties gonna kat.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see lots of spots

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheetah are what you get when you breed cats for hunting.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you cheetahing on me?

Yes. Yes I absolutely am.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking love cats so much

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too *bro fist*

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pets and scratches now , you monster!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So many spots. How d o you choose the right one?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're all the right one.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your motorbike

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my dream. But alas it will never be realized.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...want to pet the kitty...

3 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Their meowing is too cute

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

iirc they are largest cat that meows rather than roaring.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correct. Because cheetahs are the largest specimen of the small cat family. No member of this family can roar, while no member of the big cat family can meow

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That purr is running on all cylinders

3 months ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

fun fact, if a cat can purr, it can't roar, if it can roar, it can't purr, mutually exclusive.

3 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Neat

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wait, can’t lions purr?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Since they roar, they can't purr

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The difference is due to the hyoid bone. Completely ossified and they purr. Not so, then they can roar.
It's what separates the Pantherinae(big cats) from the Felinae(small cats). Yes, Cheetahs are considered "small cats".

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

biggest small cats

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would be cougars, which on average ~15kg(33lbs) heavier.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would not be able to resist the urge to pet the adorable spotted kitty.

3 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I always wonder how soft they are. Like... domestic shorthair housecat soft, or more like a GSD?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think more like horse hair. It is pretty stiff.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

According to conservationist Dolph Volker, their fur is actually surprisingly rather coarse and bristle. You can see the neck tufts standing up really well in this clip:

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If not friend, why friend shape?

3 months ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

I'm not a cat person, but I'm willing to read your brochure.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cheetahs are actually pretty fond of humans generally, they behave more like dogs than cats. It's a whole thing. Still dangerous, but far less so than pretty much any other big cat.

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Every animal can be your friend as long as you show enough respect. Don't gotta always pet your friends, some times you can just admire them from afar

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

sometimes very afar, but all the same

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

prove it! Befriend a polar bear!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cheetahs very much can be fren. But not indoor fren. Not domestic fren. Fren we can interact with but respect their autonomy.

3 months ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

They are, in fact, the largest cat that doesn't see us as potential prey.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... a cat.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I mean cats are domestic indoor frens. That said Cheetahs are not in the big cat family they're in the same family as domestic cats.

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yes, bad, bad, BAD idea for domestic cat to be outdoor cat.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so...

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Technically true. . . Cheeths don't see us as a threat or food. It still isn't safe to touch a rando in the wild but this. . . . With it being as chill and purring as it is, I'd risk it lol. Plus a fun little note. They have paws that are more doglike than cat since they cannot retract their claws. :)

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

They don't see adult humans as food. Children, on the other hand, are very much in snack-sized territory.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(I'm serious, btw. The vid of the fuckwit tourists letting their small children out in the drive-through enclosure has the cheetahs ARROW for them. It is terrifying)

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like if it's at the point where it's rubbing on you or laying in your lap, it's probably safe to pet it. Probably.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I feel that way about people too.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always a risk. Id be willing to take it. lol

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0