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Fun stuff.
wadatahmydamie
The only good plantation homes are ones like the Whitney, purchased and restored by a guy who wanted to demonstrate the evils of slavery.
FullMetalJackass
Dependable quality dump as always. Thank you
trekgoddess
Sometimes you start a deaf kitten post and forget it is a deafkitten post. But you remember again
deafkitten
folded13
#29 - Uschi Degard, in Kentucky Fried Movie, for those wondering. Not a scientist, but not shy either.
Dannyalcatraz
That’s a great film!
folded13
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
#1 im more worried about the bug bites he's gonna be dealing with.
fcib
#38 SLU1619G S. Luigi
LukesDeadCow
Do.. do you ever sleep?
deafkitten
No.
LukesDeadCow
Very well then, carry on
profiledit
#6 Later that day...
cryborg
We try to not contextualize Joker.
Boxingjedi
cryborg
Thank you. I merely try & only succeed sometimes.
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
I just made the connection this week that the actor why played Pyle is also Kingpin from Daredevil https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNTlna3V1NzYyOHlkc2JraTdvdDhpcmE3NzZ2dGlmdHU3c3pzdTNmMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9PLO6onNGcZ2MBYvJi/giphy.mp4
availlableusername
Such a great actor. He was also in MIB :)
ThisIsTheShortestUsernameICouldFind
No fucking way, that’s him too?!? He’s like a chameleon
giraffytaffy
#1 Naked yoga sounds very freeing but I definitely don't want to do it on a rock without mat! Ouch!
thefishbulb
#27 - I see you hydrating R.Kelly 👀
SledgeGTR
#8
southflhitnrun
#20 7th grade???
TinyRavenFeathers
#30 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNG1jZndzdDZ4cGMzNnNna2x3Y2h6NmFybTF6bXQwNzQ2eTg5NjNhOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/K5mEmj6MYrrYA/giphy.mp4
cryborg
beez428
Whosis
GlennBecksChalkboard
Bella Thorne i think. (had to bing her last name, so, grain of salt)
cryborg
Molotovbliss
cryborg
mattbl
#42 Return of the Living Dead! I remember this scene, the zombie takes a bite out of the top of the punk rocker's head.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
#1 I hate the fact that if I want good neighbors I can’t sunbathe naked in my yard.
AngusLaFroy
If they're truly good neighbors they would check if you reapplied the sunscreen to your anus and ask if you need assistance.
alyssaaac
#30
qtRaven
HonHomes
One thing I hope I live to see, a battalion of counter-protesters in full-on Union Army re-enactment gear, full kit, blasting this and/or other songs like "The fall of Charleston" marching into a neo-nazi rally and just straight-up ruining their day
johnblood616
Most Southerners don't know who Sherman is.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#8
plus1s4u
mattbl
#1 reminds me of that power sunning MAGAT bullshit
DarthWaiterSE
'Perineum sunning' is what I think it's called. And I very much don't think the sun god Ra wanted to see the pasty white taints of a buncha fatass bigots. Amun-Ra wants to see healthy crops, not whatever this bullshit is.
L3NTON
I will say, unrelated to whatever power sunning is. It feels fucking awesome to get some crisp sunlight on your under carriage. Like a warm towel kind of feeling. Highly recommend trying it, presuming you have some place you can do that in private without being arrested.
apairofpetducks
I was thinking that looks like it would feel so nice
mattbl
Ah so I'll avoid my local park on a crowded day.
Wheretheheckisjason
#46
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trigonman3
#34
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
One of Simpsons most subtle dirtiest jokes
TinyRavenFeathers
#15 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldms5ZjdsdzR5NnQ5eDk2aHU4dHhvY3Fjb2dzZm94czZuN2JiZXFrdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE/giphy.mp4
ayeseaturtles
Muppetman18
CrumbyCake
#17 on behalf of boys: we want that too
DarthWaiterSE
A Victorian house with even a one-quarter wraparound porch is something I would commit felonies for. Mostly non-violent ones though, like ripping the tags off a mattress.
Christhewise42
I kinda prefer the 90's one, I like a good turret.
pyroshen
Thank you! I totally forgot there was a modern one and was thinking "that's not Sabrina's house"
CorgiInALilBlackDress
Look up the house from The Charmings (1980's short-lived sitcom about fairytale folk who get stuck on our world. ) better yet watch the show and fall in love with Viv. On YouTube.
psugab
Dot
Syovere
#14 Nah. It markets itself as a fucking resort, it does weddings. That's not how you do history. The Whitney Plantation refuses to do weddings because it diminishes the horror of the site - *that* is how you do history.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah, if it had been a museum or something, that would be history. I'd have loved to see it, in that case. But as just a place for rich people to have parties? Nah, fuck that.
EllawoodBlues
💯 you don't see shit like that at concentration camps but if you did maybe Ryan and Blake would have gone to one to get married instead of a plantation.
SliferTheEP
Historian here. Still sad to see it gone. Regardless of how assholes have used it, I believe that more could have been learned from the site. I can be glad that it'll no longer be used for reprehensible reasons, but still mourn the loss of authentic knowledge
ishityounotilovepunsthatmuch
That seems like a balanced opinion I can get behind
Ilikekites
Thanks @deafkitten
Your dumps are my goodnight moon.
deafkitten
Ilikekites
Yes
deafkitten
deaththeunholy
#25 I’m almost don’t wanna ask but what’s this from?
PeteyGee
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DarthWaiterSE
If it's got a two-headed Sarah Paulson, it has a 50/50 chance of being either American Horror Story: Freakshow or an episode of Law & Order: SVU.
alyssaaac
American Horror Story: Freak Show
drunkdeadlock
Not entirely sure, but I think it’s American Horror Story: Freakshow
Lun4ticH1gh
Lools like it might be from a season of American Horror Story. 🤔
Hezkezl
what’s #11?
SatansRepairDroid
The world's thinnest cannabis joint. The caption is meant to imply "tonight I'm gonna be a couch potato"
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Hmm ok. I thought it was like “tonight I’m going to get into some crazy shit” or something. Thanks for clarifying
Hezkezl
ahhhh. thank you! I was thinking it was a stick of incense or something
StewedTomaters
It's basically going to end up being just that.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Glad you asked. I came here to do so
joeyecho101
cryborg
"It's perfect."
Molotovbliss
Can't believe you like deafkitten too!
cactusfleshlight
#teamshaggyroots
trigonman3
Can't we all just get along in horny jail?
PyroDragon
#TeamMemeDumpers
profiledit
DarkSock
This kid has a mortgage and two ex-wives