Hey America, when California and Colorado were burning to the ground, your smoke crossed the border and affected us. When your many decades (still ongoing) of air and water pollution crossed the border, they affected us. When Mt St Helens blew up, your ash fell on us, too. When ice storms and hurricanes affected you, we sent crews to help you restore power. We sent aircraft and people to help fight your forest fires. And now you're bitching at us about this? Fuck right off, eh?
We send firefighters and water-bombers whenever the US has forest fires, and now that we have a natural disaster, YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT ADDS TARIFFS! Fuck this. We're done being nice. Next forest fire you yanks have, we'll just let you fucking burn. No further help.
No, we will still help. Our fight is with fascists, not rank and file Americans. Also, fires don't respect borders: the Canadian fires started in the US
tariffs are I think the Trump solution to everything he cannot have Kegsbreath bomb with a carrier group. I feel like he would tariff someone if the bathroom with the golden shitter ran out of TP mid Truth Social post.
RyanH42
How do we know that Americans aren't setting these fires as a pretense for an invasion?
snowwhyyt
It’s sage guys. They are doing us a favor.
InfocalypseRising
Bytencoder
Manhunter
Infamoustrouz
That’s Ray Barboni from Miami.
metroid2
I found him even funnier in the movie Big Trouble (not Big Trouble in Little China)
WorstCommentEver
I’m a gators fan and I’m calling.
Macetheace50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOPudnqUORM
ICE Detains Emergency Responders: Firefighting Crew Under Scrutiny
copingcabana
In Chicago, we now have barbecue flavored cotton candy.
DTNemes
One of Travolta's better acting roles.
redtruck
Be Cool, not as good but still fun.
Mack1986
My parents were friends with Dennis in the early 80s before his acting kicked off
ThisGuyPostingThings
When he was still a cop?
Mack1986
Yeah back in Chicago
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
I was like, I've watched snatch enough to know this still isn't from that film. Tbh though he did that same scene in Snatch.
FeloniousMonk13
Get Shorty is awesome cause its Elmore Leonard. Highly fuckin recommend.
shivacat
I second that 👍
igglebotato
see also: Out of Sight
shivacat
And that as well
Ardilla05
Fuck Murica.
Macetheace50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RlUJzmkgCg
CANADA SAVED OUR KIDS: Trump Sent Them A Bill
Macetheace50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhguh41VqU
Canada Rejects Trump’s Wildfire Tariff Threat
TrueLegateDamar
Somebody call 9-fucking-1-1-1!
redtruck
Smoke from forest fires don't qualify for citizenship.
Resistance1000
Hey America, when California and Colorado were burning to the ground, your smoke crossed the border and affected us. When your many decades (still ongoing) of air and water pollution crossed the border, they affected us. When Mt St Helens blew up, your ash fell on us, too. When ice storms and hurricanes affected you, we sent crews to help you restore power. We sent aircraft and people to help fight your forest fires. And now you're bitching at us about this? Fuck right off, eh?
Johnsky
We send firefighters and water-bombers whenever the US has forest fires, and now that we have a natural disaster, YOUR FUCKING PRESIDENT ADDS TARIFFS! Fuck this. We're done being nice. Next forest fire you yanks have, we'll just let you fucking burn. No further help.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I really hope the tariffs are on the smoke. That'd be great. Especially because tariffs are paid by the importer, not exporter.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Have we considered joining the war on fire on the side of the fire?
Johnsky
Sounds like a plan, load the water bombers up with fucking used oil. Drop that shit and watch it all go to hell.
Causeitsmadeofmeat
No, we will still help. Our fight is with fascists, not rank and file Americans. Also, fires don't respect borders: the Canadian fires started in the US
brandsilven
To be fair, our "president" is an insane, chronically stupid, blathering psychopath.
NKato
Man, you ask me, I'm waiting for the day Canada decides to burn the White House a second time. I've got the marshmallows ready.
shivacat
I’ll provide the alibi. Canada? What do you mean Canada? They were with me the whole time.
GravyEducation
Hmm I have my doubts. As a Minnesotan I know y'all are too nice to not help people just cuz other people are being dicks. Wait there's a goose joke in here somewhere, vis a vis -stepping. It's funny cuz our administration is fascist and mean https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nm5jc3ZmMzJwMzQwNzk5dTh3dHg1YW5sMTV1aHdiMmdlbWlzanZ3cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OV1blc3qpmM7K/200w.webp
weidermeijer
You can MapQuest Palm Beach.
Filanwizard
tariffs are I think the Trump solution to everything he cannot have Kegsbreath bomb with a carrier group. I feel like he would tariff someone if the bathroom with the golden shitter ran out of TP mid Truth Social post.
flukeysnail
Fighting and dying to help the USA
https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/we-lost-a-great-person-how-a-bc-pilot-killed-while-fighting-a-colorado-forest-fire-is-being-remembered/
ComoSeIguana
I wish Dennis Farina was still alive and making movies. I've always enjoyed him in film
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Was great in Midnight Run.
PinkEater
I don't know. That sounds like Big Trouble. Now I want steak.
ShimmerinStrider
Would you gentlemen mind extinguishing your cigars?
rulerofthedingdongs
“I hope you know you’ve just committed assault!”
“I know, I know You know, I remember time was you actually had to hit somebody.”
DrNicholasRivierA
"We have lovely beaches in England."
"Who the fuck wants to see them??" - Cousin Avi
Perfect timing and delivery.
LanceSackless
“Anything to declare?”
clintbacca
"Don't go to London"
NoneOfYoBiseniss
Was great in Snatch as well.
rockmanx853000
Didn’t he say a similar dialogue in that movie about what is so great about England?
NoneOfYoBiseniss
Never saw it.
NovaCollision
It's basically the same character, haha. "England. Bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins, ENGLAND."
DasBeaker
“Boris the bullet dodger??”
shivacat
What should I call you? Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
DasBeaker
lol Vinnie Jones is a god damn treasure.
Multitentaclediy
Why do they call him the bullet dodger??
DasBeaker
“Cause he dodged bullets Avi!”
DasBeaker
Holy crap I found a good version of it.
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