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I thought he was only deporting the bad brown people.....
https://www.newsbreak.com/thedailybeast-513346/4164581731201-trump-burger-owner-to-be-deported-for-being-sham-marriage-illegal-alien
BearableBear
Lepoard.... Faces. .. hahaha
DOcelot1
Orionsdick
Guy probably blames Joe Biden
JoeT85
thanks Obama
ToSisPoS
If I appeal directly on social media, he will hear my prayer and intervene on my behalf
johnxbear
How do you submit to a guy so hard and not understand his fundamental feelings about you? Oh that's the entire trump base? Right i forgot.
WeHaveCheese
Trump rapes children
CityYeti
There's no "good ones" to these people. But he probably thought he was one.
Khanamana324
They all like to think that they’ll be the exception.
HogWashDiddler
CrypticThings
How dare you. Oompa Loompas actually work hard.
NZSheeps
Yoink!
Apothecarius
Why would Biden and crooked Hillary do such a thing to a patriot? Obama hates cheeseburgers and had his place shut down. Also China, China hates cheeseburgers. Build a wall around american chesseburgers! Clean coal powers their grills!
Frostycopper
Maybe this was his attempt to throw off the scent of his sham marriage by performing so hard?
Smellmyfinger365
ByronGetronfree
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMG40NWcydmpvZG44OHp6NTRkajZtMHh3aWJzN3JobGN5NDFsYWI3YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wmetpDDTiNEbp4E1g4/200w.mp4
TexMexHex
That looks like a shitty smashburger or five guys. Nasty stuff.
Also, does it come with a sprinkle of cheeto dust?
mrbadxampl
leopards, faces, Marlon Brando late career, yadda yadda
Neednoggle
I'm not very familiar with the life and times of Marlon Brando; what happened late in his career?
mrbadxampl
he got somewhat "super-sized", much like these theoretical leopards would be by now
Neednoggle
Gotcha, thanks
rshini
to say super-sized, on Mutiny of the Bounty, he ripped his pants multiple times because he kept gaining weight
smegheadenergy
All brown people are bad to that fucking racist pedophile convicted felon twice impeached Nazi lying piece of shit. Fuck Trump.
doctorId
Frenchgeek
So... How loudly is he blaming Biden for it?
PicassoCT
Can i have that owned owner to go? And one coke please- no ICE! (mic pence drop)
MrFancyPanzer
How the turn tables.
jaakkopaakkonen
The reason why we are seeing so much these deported Trump buddies is because the reason they became Trump buddies is that they themselves thought they might be deportable under Trump.
Same applies to why we are seeing so much PDFiles among GOP officials.
CheeseburgerNinja
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOGM3YjRndjd5NndsMzJkZmxnaDRmZHJtdDg1dXV3Mnc3aWFjdDIxMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/J8FZIm9VoBU6Q/200w.mp4
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
"Responding to the situation, Beainy told Houston news site Chron, “90 percent of the s--t they’re saying is not true.”
Only 90%? Shit, thats a 9.9% improvement!
PunnyTiger
those poor leopards! you gotta feed them something other than faces!
quasisentience
Ahah ahahahhahahaha AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHH AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA
baconeggcheesehashbrownburrito
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXdsbTZsZWl3N25iMGN1bjIzMG5pcTJ4ZGs2NGtkNjI2aXA2NWQzZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A/200w.webp
shiviro
Archangel1591
spaceindian
at least you didn't use 5 exclamation marks, that'd be a sure sign of insanity
DeliciousMeatCurtains
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!! /s
jursamaj
What?!?!?!?!?
quasisentience
Don't want to give the game away
bladderinfection
Leopard Burger - new location available!
Dannyalcatraz
Only serves open faced burgers.
Bonnedad
Lalala lalala lalala la one banana, two banana three banana four
PutItInNeutral
Trump is also suing this company for using his name without paying him. Who could have seen that coming?
guitarfourtysix
here's something on it. The surviving partner's changed the name to MAGA Burger. The paragraphs have titles and half-way down covers the Trump cease and desist ( request ..not order) https://www.fayettecountyrecord.com/news/trump-burger-chain-embroiled-lawsuits
Morganelefay
Do you happen to have a link to that cause that would just be the perfect hilarious sauce on this laughterburger.
guitarfourtysix
i put a link there
Morganelefay
Much obliged
PutItInNeutral
I read it in the article linked by @op
Sonicschilidogs
Trump is a word, so unless it is actually fascism themed inside, I don't see how this could work.
counterintel
*pulls out hand held recorder* Idea for a business - Diner Called The Trump Diner. Classic American fanfaire, 50's diner decor. Filled floor to ceiling with nazi paraphernalia. Daily special named "Mein Buhrger". When the lawsuit arrives, cite the word "Trump" as a non-proper noun. Ask the reason for the lawsuit, and settle out of court by making them pay me.
marsilies
The restaurant also used images of Donald Trump in signs and banners, so it's going to be hard to argue they were just using the name generally, and not specifically in reference to Donald Trump.
ApplesdaKitty
Aren't public servants exempt from having their likeness or name copywritten or trademarked?
whatspaulplayingtoday
Surely... Surely this time... The leopards won't eat my face.
Seethreepeeoh
When they came for the trump themed restaurant owners I didn't speak, for I wouldn't be caught dead in a Trump themed restaurant let alone own one.
rossimus
The immigrants I'm okay with being violently deported are the ones who voted for Trump specifically because they wanted other immigrants to get violently deported.
dickblack12
peppymints
I’m sure they refuse to wash their hands so a good bet to avoid.
Higure
If he takes these people's money, I say let him.
guitarfourtysix
Then they came for the My Pillows and I didn't speak, for I would never support a Nazi by buying one of Lindell's lumpy pillows in the first place.
Seethreepeeoh
That guy had Sleepy Joe sales pitches right there, for that I'll never respect him. That and the nazi thing.
guitarfourtysix
Seethreepeeoh
This clip lives in my head rent free.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
A restaurant that serves fascism.
Higure
A restaurant that took the money from gullible fascists.
dickblack12
*served
SmashedYourGlasses
and got served
jayman0123
He's from Lebanon. He really thought he could just slide by if he sucked up enough.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Surprised they didn’t get sued by Trump.
Toqom
I'm 50/50 as I feel the grift is so easy on magats but I'd feel so dirty to even entertain the idea. Sometimes I feel like this is hell and the only way out is not interacting with the corrupt folk, and cashing in on them is kinda joining them as that's what the brass does anyway to their voters
Seethreepeeoh
Yeah, I also had a let them pay $20 for a 1/5lb of mostly snout meat and doesn't include the use of a plate bit. But I thought this one would land better
SteveTheEgg
I've also been tempted to scam the immoral, but doing so itself seems immoral, and while I don't ascribe to divine beings or karmatic justice, so I fear no eternal punishment, the idea still makes me queasy.