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It's a solid dinner.
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Ope
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Oof
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28 believe it!
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49 (these are my favorite go check out his Instagram)
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51? I miscounted or doubled a number. Oops
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Somebody has to do this, maybe with a piccolo, tho
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hyperspaceaidsmonkey
Firefighters are the worst fucking people alive. Think of all the jobs that are created if one orphanage burns down.
fightingforlife
Number 9 is an actual psychological tactic used to get through things people think are unbearable. It's pretty awesome
quarkandcharm
I don't think " oh no, you're fine" is a Midwest response. I'm from the West coast. I think it's just an overly polite white people thing.
fluffleupagus
I said it to someone just this morning. I'm from the southeast.
ddet1207
Today was my first "first Wednesday" outside of the midwest. Was really bizarre not hearing the siren.
absurdative
Cheomesh
I'd wondered.A bunch of YouTube group chat things automatically use those for B for some reason.
zigbigidorlu
#41
Jezi23
Omg that's awesome
ChrisDoesScience
"Oh no you're fine" is Canadian for "I am so sorry that you thought you needed to say sorry."
naturalborncynic
seems like the midwest is east coast Canada in disguise
Anitabonitayo
It is!
LandManatee
#42 That man is butchering his lawn.
EmmieGeexx
TIL midwesteners and I (a Canadian) are one in the same
hippiedan2121
For those non Midwesterners: they test the tornado sirens the first Wed of every month...then sometimes the second Wed...then sometimes..etc
ashecat
Our test is every Friday at 11 am
Jezi23
I moved to a town that tested the first Tuesday and that first time I heard it it was storming so naturally I got in the bathtub lol
LandManatee
It's every Wednesday during tornado season in Columbus.
AardnT
It is just about everywhere in central and southern OH.
oprahslovechild
Number ten is funny cuz I live in Houston, TX and we do the same thing but with heat and humidity.
howareyoudoin
which region of the us do u think this persons from
Jezi23
I'd say play guess the state but it doesnt take long to look at my recent comments to figure it out ;)
2pillows
I'd actually really recommend reading that firefighter article. It's really insightful, not a condemnation for joining (link at the end).
2pillows
Basically, it recognizes that theres sexism, racism, and homophobia in these organizations. Women, racial minorities, and gay people are
2pillows
Seen as too weak or incompetent to do the job. They face social exclusion and professional barriers. Not only is that wrong, but it makes it
2pillows
Harder to do the job effectively. 4% of calls are for emergencies, but 64% are for medical emergencies. It's in these situations that having
2pillows
Sympathy and empathy for the people you're trying to help is very important. It's when you can do a better job if you're more connected to
2pillows
The community. This atmosphere that exists emphasizes stereotypically masculine traits like strength and endurance, and downplays typically
where2bee2
Just gonna take a wild guess. You're from the midwest?
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Jezi23
Bish I'm from Illinois lol
HavenRiney
Well I believe you...
Achterhuis
According to Lycos, the top searches on 9/11 were: Twin towers, dragon ball z, Britney Spears, and Nostradamus.(1)
Achterhuis
In the weeks before that Britney and Dragon Ball Z were in dead heat everyday. It’s fair to say Britney was a defining moment of the 2000s
tarquinious
#12 Can we just take a moment to recognise the majesty that is "Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds" in the background?
Bombe
EVERYBODY POOPS 10 MILLION POUNDS!?!?
dundeeisdrunk
This is the main story in this dump!
kittytamer2000
I was hoping someone else noticed that!Wth
yourcommentisstupid
That's 342 pounds a day if you live to eighty
TrixNStix
Every. Damn. Time. ... you opt for the taco box of gluttony at Taco Bell
AFistfulOfDollHairs
What kind of enchantments are on this box of gluttony? Is it anything like the gauntlets of gluttony? (+2 strength)
TrixNStix
Think it ups charisma, strength, and endurance +2, but intelligence debuff -3
HouseOfEvil
?? Which one was that?
ButtersTheCat
My dog's name is Sasuke...
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Does he run with his front legs back
CryptoKitten
#35 The main reason I do this is because I use the plastic bags as garbage bags for the under the sink garbage bin.
worrso
*三十番
Esclah
I love being up in the morning and trying something new. Sort by new and several things I looked at are not in front page. Neat.
Esclah
Now on front page.**
HellaGayFanboy
As a Midwesterner, I can confirm all of those memes lmao
Urdok
Holy shit, finally understood the "it is wednesday my dudes" meme.
SherwinKillems
#41 Yes I most certainly did
ExplainThisClarissaPOW
One of my favorite midwestern things are the phrases “yeah, no” and “no, yeah”
turkletoon
Labor or porn... which is number 8? She's freaking me out.
MicrowavedFrenchFries
#2 They're all porn, aren't they.
ShiftingPattern
That's really up to you, isn't it?
FrostyPOS
That number 8 though XD
cosmicapotheosis
Plot twist: They are both!
darksniperknight
One is the 1st step if they didnt use protection, the other is someone's fetish.
HedonistBeard
Yes. If you're perverted enough....
TheDerpDoctor
???
TheSpanishInquisitor
I believe 3, 7 and 11 are genuinely childbirth. Perhaps even 4. As a fact, I know 9 is porn (that's Riley Reid).
Sweaterbomb
10 also maybe childbirth
lovehandlesmessiah
usersubbordercontrol
One of these days I'll remember to look for it
UnitsToNesquikGuy
It's like Where's Waldo, except I won't have an orgasm as quickly.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Very recognisable face. Even when somewhat covered.
lucklesscoin
Nah, just the ones with their makeup done.
hashtagyoureit
That’s actually becoming a trend.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I had a friend put on makeup to give birth.
LasciviousHedgehog
UnitsToNesquikGuy
I woke up in Kansas like I do every morning. Actually pretty stoked about it.
FerbIsMySpiritAnimal
Yeah but wait until a house falls on you and some bitch nicks your shoes.
IOnlyPostBlowMemes
“Condescending Coloradoan stare*
Asteroidrules
I guess it's better than Alabama, or Florida.
wheresmybanana
Kansas pretty cool?
geekyfarmer
Hella. "Hella" is still a thing, isn't it?
ChasiIsI
NO. Do not let Satan coax you into coming here, all we have to look at is corn and dirt, and many cow.
wheresmybanana
Is it a cool cow?
geekyfarmer
So rustic charm?
Thornaxe
And water. Lot of that some places. Where it shouldn’t be.
UnitsToNesquikGuy
I'm a big fan. Lots of open space, a few cities, something for most.
Muenyn
Lewis and Clark were right. It’s an uninhabitable wasteland. 0/10, would not recommend.
geekyfarmer
But they were under a lot of stress at the time. Would they have said the same thing if they were well rested and feeling good?