Phone Dump

Jul 4, 2019 1:20 PM

Jezi23

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It's a solid dinner.

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49 (these are my favorite go check out his Instagram)

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51? I miscounted or doubled a number. Oops

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三十の

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Somebody has to do this, maybe with a piccolo, tho

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Firefighters are the worst fucking people alive. Think of all the jobs that are created if one orphanage burns down.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number 9 is an actual psychological tactic used to get through things people think are unbearable. It's pretty awesome

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think " oh no, you're fine" is a Midwest response. I'm from the West coast. I think it's just an overly polite white people thing.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I said it to someone just this morning. I'm from the southeast.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today was my first "first Wednesday" outside of the midwest. Was really bizarre not hearing the siren.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was today years old

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd wondered.A bunch of YouTube group chat things automatically use those for B for some reason.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#41

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg that's awesome

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh no you're fine" is Canadian for "I am so sorry that you thought you needed to say sorry."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seems like the midwest is east coast Canada in disguise

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#42 That man is butchering his lawn.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL midwesteners and I (a Canadian) are one in the same

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For those non Midwesterners: they test the tornado sirens the first Wed of every month...then sometimes the second Wed...then sometimes..etc

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Our test is every Friday at 11 am

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved to a town that tested the first Tuesday and that first time I heard it it was storming so naturally I got in the bathtub lol

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's every Wednesday during tornado season in Columbus.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is just about everywhere in central and southern OH.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Number ten is funny cuz I live in Houston, TX and we do the same thing but with heat and humidity.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

which region of the us do u think this persons from

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd say play guess the state but it doesnt take long to look at my recent comments to figure it out ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd actually really recommend reading that firefighter article. It's really insightful, not a condemnation for joining (link at the end).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Basically, it recognizes that theres sexism, racism, and homophobia in these organizations. Women, racial minorities, and gay people are

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seen as too weak or incompetent to do the job. They face social exclusion and professional barriers. Not only is that wrong, but it makes it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Harder to do the job effectively. 4% of calls are for emergencies, but 64% are for medical emergencies. It's in these situations that having

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sympathy and empathy for the people you're trying to help is very important. It's when you can do a better job if you're more connected to

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The community. This atmosphere that exists emphasizes stereotypically masculine traits like strength and endurance, and downplays typically

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just gonna take a wild guess. You're from the midwest?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Jul 4, 2019 7:14 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Bish I'm from Illinois lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I believe you...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to Lycos, the top searches on 9/11 were: Twin towers, dragon ball z, Britney Spears, and Nostradamus.(1)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the weeks before that Britney and Dragon Ball Z were in dead heat everyday. It’s fair to say Britney was a defining moment of the 2000s

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Can we just take a moment to recognise the majesty that is "Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds" in the background?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EVERYBODY POOPS 10 MILLION POUNDS!?!?

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

This is the main story in this dump!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping someone else noticed that!Wth

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That's 342 pounds a day if you live to eighty

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every. Damn. Time. ... you opt for the taco box of gluttony at Taco Bell

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What kind of enchantments are on this box of gluttony? Is it anything like the gauntlets of gluttony? (+2 strength)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Think it ups charisma, strength, and endurance +2, but intelligence debuff -3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?? Which one was that?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dog's name is Sasuke...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does he run with his front legs back

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 The main reason I do this is because I use the plastic bags as garbage bags for the under the sink garbage bin.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*三十番

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love being up in the morning and trying something new. Sort by new and several things I looked at are not in front page. Neat.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now on front page.**

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Midwesterner, I can confirm all of those memes lmao

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, finally understood the "it is wednesday my dudes" meme.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#41 Yes I most certainly did

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite midwestern things are the phrases “yeah, no” and “no, yeah”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Labor or porn... which is number 8? She's freaking me out.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 They're all porn, aren't they.

7 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 7

That's really up to you, isn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That number 8 though XD

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: They are both!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

One is the 1st step if they didnt use protection, the other is someone's fetish.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. If you're perverted enough....

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

???

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe 3, 7 and 11 are genuinely childbirth. Perhaps even 4. As a fact, I know 9 is porn (that's Riley Reid).

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

10 also maybe childbirth

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One of these days I'll remember to look for it

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's like Where's Waldo, except I won't have an orgasm as quickly.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Very recognisable face. Even when somewhat covered.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, just the ones with their makeup done.

7 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

That’s actually becoming a trend.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a friend put on makeup to give birth.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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I woke up in Kansas like I do every morning. Actually pretty stoked about it.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Yeah but wait until a house falls on you and some bitch nicks your shoes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Condescending Coloradoan stare*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess it's better than Alabama, or Florida.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kansas pretty cool?

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Hella. "Hella" is still a thing, isn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

NO. Do not let Satan coax you into coming here, all we have to look at is corn and dirt, and many cow.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is it a cool cow?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So rustic charm?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And water. Lot of that some places. Where it shouldn’t be.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a big fan. Lots of open space, a few cities, something for most.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lewis and Clark were right. It’s an uninhabitable wasteland. 0/10, would not recommend.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But they were under a lot of stress at the time. Would they have said the same thing if they were well rested and feeling good?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0