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Russian Fey are especially dangerous.
May 12, 2025 3:32 AM
ewakemanVA
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Russian Fey are especially dangerous.
astronomypictures
Most normal Russian encounter.
azarza
Old Russian dudes do not F around. It was hilarious watching the younger vs older gens with this
YoureGonnaNeedABodyBag
I wish this were real
aface62
The coolest shot would have been a closeup of the 'shroom with that dude blurred in the background.
YippeeKayakOB
They were warned
HumanCats
Me - "Meh, obviously staged".
Me when I hear the Russian accent - "Ah yeah this makes sense".
Lordborgman
This is like that time in Tangled where the entitled Royalty stole Gothel's magic flower.
VKost
Imgur has more and more russian content. Why, murderer lovers?
TheFunionKnight
Never get between a gnome and his gnluch
Myrani
In soviet russia the mushroom eats you.
Nekron35
the way the mushroom dangles around when touched, the acting of the "old" or younger guy with fake beard...seems fake to me.
azarza
you believe the mushroom is fake because it behaves like a mushroom?
Nekron35
how dare you act like somebody that knows how a mushroom dangles xD No honestly. I often go for a hike and sometimes touch wild mushrooms and in the video, it makes me wonder why the connection of the top plate and stem is so wonky. It should be much more stiff. Made me think this is just some plastic toy they guled on the log for the skit. Yes, I believe it is fake.
azarza
This is how some of the mushrooms behaved in the carpathian mountains
CogentMoment
He makes a fair point
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
a fair(y) point
SheepySleepySmuggler
He demonstrates how important it is to stick to the point.
tallyhoho
It is pretty rude to photograph another person's mushroom without consent
implosion3
Fey? We just call them homeless usually
ATacoWalksIntoABar
More whimsical, like the Russian version of Appalachian hill folk 😂
TheDildoOfConsequences
I don't see the problem. Putin did it to Trump and I'd say that's worked out pretty well for both of them so far.
tallyhoho
Trump was fine with it but putin had a hell of a time finding a camera lens that had a high enough resolution for miniscule mushrooms
TheDildoOfConsequences
The first time in history someone had to hire a micromycologist in order to blackmail someone!
sarahsaurroar
I like the idea of this trenchcoat man seeing these guys and thinking to himself 'You know what? I'm gonna screw around with these nerds.'
KuriyamaSoManyNumbers
Dude was dangerous. This wasn't just 'screwing with nerds', he was violently hostile. I d9nt think that's something someone should aspire to be
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KuriyamaSoManyNumbers
Holding a guy back from eating a mushroom that you are trying to photograph (which he's only doing to be an asshole) means you get to swing a large stick at someone with enough force that you could get seriously hurt? OK. Remind me to stay far tf away from people like you while I'm trying to just enjoy nature
PicassoCT
So, here me out. We collect sticks in the forest- walking sticks, but gnarly.. then we drill in two small grooves. One becomes a solar cell- the other a micro controller with a speaker. If the stick is moved a little, it complains about the youth and if its moved a lot (orientationwise), it curses loudly.
NachoPete
How old is old enough to get away with that? Because I'm getting close and it's finna be lit! (Did I use the youth slang correctly?)
HandoB4Javert
"ute"
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
No hard age limit. There's personal hygiene to consider as well. What you lack in age you can make up with smegma
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
It’s important to let the smegma to fester to increase the potency of the stench and so that you in turn can go nose blind. Follow the steps in this guideline and someday your stench will be powerful enough to kill a water Buffalo
reverendbonobo
You have to be able to grow a great big fuckoff beard, full of twigs and mice.
sundaymondayhippyday
She finds that harder to achieve even without grooming rituals?
A fake one may suffice?
LaPotrilla
Bro, no cap
VadersCallGirl
There is, in fact, a cap right there, though
LaPotrilla
Where?