Skullwriter
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Aug 23, 2026 9:58 PM
Skullwriter
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johnblood616
Sometimes the trash takes itself out.
Cashmoneybadger
You'd think that a buried treasure under your home wouldn't be buried any deeper than 6' wouldn't you. Either it was buried there millions of years ago or the true treasure was simply digging a 130' long hole all along...
CallMeMcGyver
Man, that spirit played him... it could have just haunted him, but it got him to dig a bottomless pit and pushed him in... that's some fucked up poltergeisting.
Typhon2727
Are we sure he and the workers didn’t find the treasure and they decided to…?
BeastofKnowledge
Perhaps the treasure was the broken bones that he acquired along the way?
ChopOnBrother2021
Tucker. Tucker. TUCKER
MySushi
An open pit without guard rails and safety net. Really? Right in front of my OSHA handbook? This is why y'all need permits before you begin construction, so the city knows your plan is not in serious violation of health and safety standards. People think these things are optional, but look at what is already happening when workplaces take rules as suggestions or general guidance advisories. No, you fucking follow rules. This man needs to be fined heavily post-mortem, as do Taylor Farms and gang.
InfocalypseRising
The male urge to dig a 130-foot hole straight down
ArenJ6
@UnitConversionBot 130 foot
GorillaFLicks
I’m sure he didn’t die by falling down the 130ft hole.
He probably died by abruptly landing at the bottom of the 130ft hole. Although I’m sure he bounced off the sides several times which wouldn’t have helped.
Either way his spirit has a new friend.
squirreltactics
Ghee! I see he found my secret tunnel... https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2NoaDE3Z3Fua2RhbjN4bmp6MGVnZWN2dGMwdGQ5ejQza2RuZmwzdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/F4d8tSHcRNCTe/200w.webp
zeacorzeppelin10
https://youtu.be/bAIbvlobWDM?is=DhxzLxz7LReUfURo
Verbodentoegang
“When you looking for that one golden ring you dropped that slipped through the kitchen floor boards”
vatroslast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYbSvALbkX4
zeacorzeppelin10
Fell in the hole
Skullwriter
What Hol-OHMYGOD!
*Ominous Music*
GoodChange
After looking at this for a few seconds I have determined that this is not an octopus eye at all; it’s a hole in the floor.
IronCore
The thumbnail got me too.
SilverFoxChaser
Yea. The problem is the treasure was 4 feet to the left and only 6 feet deep.
Pruvyxcz
This reminds me of treasure hunting in minecraft
SilverFoxChaser
Yep. If you dig straight down you die. 100% of the time.
ReallyOG
I believe this is called the Darwin (Award) Law
Mohareb
I really hope i don't have to spend my life at 71 working to try to get some gold. I would want to be financially completely secure and if a spirit goes tell me there's gold below me it's like "cool, can you pass me the good whisky over there?"
WarThunderLeakedMySpecs
Best I can do is late-stage capitalism wage slavery and the promise that someone far worse than you lives a tiny bit better because you have nothing.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
130’ hole without reinforcements on the wall is super scary I would not want to be the rescuer tasked to go to the bottom,
TMPudding
Shouldn't that person person be called a retriever?
Muffyns
if its over 6ft deep couldnt they just cave it in and be like hes burried
HamSlamwich
*well* over 6ft
LespritDeLescalier22
goddammit