Dec 30, 2017 6:20 PM
tractorist
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MetaSomma
When you have to brush down a bear at 8 but are meeting your girls for drinks at 9
Spongybunny
That bear is gonna be show quality in no time.
jayar1st
Neat
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
That pile of hair reminds me of every June with my GSD. He sheds like it's his job.
doesntmatter
Put... put your garden tools in it
Dani3113
I don't know how mine isn't bald. He sheds so much it doesn't make sense.
ThisOneTimeInZelda
Try a corgi friend they blow out their coats like this all year long
LuftwaffeLolis
The goodest biggest boi...
TrilobiteSushi
At least he is more patient than my dog is when I take more than 2.5 seconds to clean off the brush when I'm combing her butt.
Reini98
FartsAtUrinals
Right to bear arms?! In soviet Russia we have right to WHOLE bear!
Isaacprksh
That's so bear
hypermirth
tmspmike
This needs more updoots.
Mayyybe
Look! She’s got a whole shed filled with bear fur!
Drewdude
Best guard doggo ever!
Zahnradfee
Brushie brushie brushie
Best
Lowzenza
I wonder how hard this bear was beat in order to act tame like that. Reminds me of circus bears...sigh.
PraiseJebus
I was also wondering that :/
applepiealamode
Animal cruelty
nicoerwan
In soviet russia..
Rretap
Three days latter.......
SugarShane
Her two at once game is pretty strong...
JavertGives0fcks
Why is she dressed like she's going out to the clubs?
That's standard among many eastern european women. At least under a certain age. After that they don a headcloth and become this: >
mikegxxi21
To the front page.
abruptlycontriveddingo
That is the exact outfit I expect a Russian woman to wear for this activity. It's one of her 5 outfits, but still...
VaryaVanity
bears always look so cuddly to me. go medvedi
ThatPaTaterGuy
In Soviet Russia we have pet bear, we name dog
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Do they want to die??
TheConzult
Not a dog, not a dog! NOT A DOG!
DeakVanNyke
swolen good boy
I understand why so many gay men like these, i think they're super cute too
WhiteWeaselMLAS
It took me a moment but then I chuckled.
Herffmanzata
Don't google shaved bear, just don't do it.
Default87
is that where they get the stuffing for the Build A Bear workshops?
azgrak
Probably a market for stuff woven from bear hair. Maybe I'll jump over to Amazon and see what's available.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Try not to end up with the wrong kind of bear
Creyton
Or perhaps like dogs, bears also shed their winter coat in warmer months. The human is probably helping it along just like dog owners would.
XFMR
I’m curious if their fur is good for a shave brush.
DonteHaversham
They have a course layer of guard hairs, according to google. So it may make a nice brush.
kilometric
You gotta get it off of em first though
So... befriend the bear brusher?
And therein lies the problem. Sounds like a niche product, and expensive to boot
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Horse hair is best
Uhhh... this is sarcasm right? Because I’ve got a silver tip badger brush and it’s significantly better than my first brush which was horse.
Nope. That's what us good 'ol boys use. Silver tip badger? Fancy
I mean... by that logic you might as well use a disposable razor too.
MidwestNiceOutEast
Very large dogs in Russia, comrade.
absinthemindedprofessor
https://media2.giphy.com/media/tLzrexfmdZaLe/giphy.gif
Idriveboats
Someone edit this so it is a dude giving an upvote.
hiroshimaFried
cowfucker
Why
PostPerfectThingsV2
Hell no lol
omdy
.
boratpajama
Onthewrongsideofheavenandtherighteoussideofhell
sauce -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHambDDVhFQ
MrPeebles
Yes, let us teach bear our domicile is source of food, comrade!
haveyoueverhadbutteronapoptart
Oh my that is terrifying
DaCrazyBeggar
It's fake though, it's a glove that looks like a bear hand.
IAmNotACatISwear
It's real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHambDDVhFQ
oh dang, those claws looked so fake to me, thanks i guess.
pineapplepuppy
Ftfy:
Drosophilamelanobastard
You know what they call fear of bears? Sanity.
teslathemaxpuppy
Oh fuck those murder mittens.
I have seen what bears can do to a person. And no matter how much i pretend that ill fuck up a black bear. I know im dying before i move
I know its a grizzy. I also know i wont see it before it kills me. A black bear i might. This dudes just gonna eat me. Ill see him after
demolitionlover09
You just made me remember a picture i saw of a person mauled by a bear. They looked like they had been sawed in half.
MetaSomma
When you have to brush down a bear at 8 but are meeting your girls for drinks at 9
Spongybunny
That bear is gonna be show quality in no time.
jayar1st
Neat
JeremyClarksonDidNothingWrong
That pile of hair reminds me of every June with my GSD. He sheds like it's his job.
doesntmatter
Put... put your garden tools in it
Dani3113
I don't know how mine isn't bald. He sheds so much it doesn't make sense.
ThisOneTimeInZelda
Try a corgi friend they blow out their coats like this all year long
LuftwaffeLolis
The goodest biggest boi...
TrilobiteSushi
At least he is more patient than my dog is when I take more than 2.5 seconds to clean off the brush when I'm combing her butt.
Reini98
FartsAtUrinals
Right to bear arms?! In soviet Russia we have right to WHOLE bear!
Isaacprksh
That's so bear
hypermirth
tmspmike
This needs more updoots.
Mayyybe
Look! She’s got a whole shed filled with bear fur!
Drewdude
Best guard doggo ever!
Zahnradfee
Brushie brushie brushie
jayar1st
Best
Lowzenza
I wonder how hard this bear was beat in order to act tame like that. Reminds me of circus bears...sigh.
PraiseJebus
I was also wondering that :/
applepiealamode
Animal cruelty
nicoerwan
In soviet russia..
Rretap
Three days latter.......
SugarShane
Her two at once game is pretty strong...
JavertGives0fcks
Why is she dressed like she's going out to the clubs?
Zahnradfee
That's standard among many eastern european women. At least under a certain age. After that they don a headcloth and become this: >
Zahnradfee
mikegxxi21
To the front page.
abruptlycontriveddingo
That is the exact outfit I expect a Russian woman to wear for this activity. It's one of her 5 outfits, but still...
VaryaVanity
bears always look so cuddly to me. go medvedi
ThatPaTaterGuy
In Soviet Russia we have pet bear, we name dog
theitinerantnaturalist
@TheMajesticHarpyEagle
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Do they want to die??
TheConzult
Not a dog, not a dog! NOT A DOG!
DeakVanNyke
swolen good boy
doesntmatter
I understand why so many gay men like these, i think they're super cute too
WhiteWeaselMLAS
Zahnradfee
It took me a moment but then I chuckled.
Herffmanzata
Don't google shaved bear, just don't do it.
Default87
is that where they get the stuffing for the Build A Bear workshops?
azgrak
Probably a market for stuff woven from bear hair. Maybe I'll jump over to Amazon and see what's available.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
Try not to end up with the wrong kind of bear
Creyton
Or perhaps like dogs, bears also shed their winter coat in warmer months. The human is probably helping it along just like dog owners would.
XFMR
I’m curious if their fur is good for a shave brush.
DonteHaversham
They have a course layer of guard hairs, according to google. So it may make a nice brush.
kilometric
You gotta get it off of em first though
XFMR
So... befriend the bear brusher?
DonteHaversham
And therein lies the problem. Sounds like a niche product, and expensive to boot
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Horse hair is best
XFMR
Uhhh... this is sarcasm right? Because I’ve got a silver tip badger brush and it’s significantly better than my first brush which was horse.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Nope. That's what us good 'ol boys use. Silver tip badger? Fancy
XFMR
I mean... by that logic you might as well use a disposable razor too.
MidwestNiceOutEast
Very large dogs in Russia, comrade.
absinthemindedprofessor
https://media2.giphy.com/media/tLzrexfmdZaLe/giphy.gif
Idriveboats
Someone edit this so it is a dude giving an upvote.
hiroshimaFried
cowfucker
theitinerantnaturalist
Why
PostPerfectThingsV2
Hell no lol
omdy
.
boratpajama
Onthewrongsideofheavenandtherighteoussideofhell
sauce -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHambDDVhFQ
MrPeebles
Yes, let us teach bear our domicile is source of food, comrade!
haveyoueverhadbutteronapoptart
Oh my that is terrifying
DaCrazyBeggar
It's fake though, it's a glove that looks like a bear hand.
IAmNotACatISwear
It's real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHambDDVhFQ
DaCrazyBeggar
oh dang, those claws looked so fake to me, thanks i guess.
pineapplepuppy
Ftfy:
Drosophilamelanobastard
You know what they call fear of bears? Sanity.
teslathemaxpuppy
Oh fuck those murder mittens.
teslathemaxpuppy
I have seen what bears can do to a person. And no matter how much i pretend that ill fuck up a black bear. I know im dying before i move
teslathemaxpuppy
I know its a grizzy. I also know i wont see it before it kills me. A black bear i might. This dudes just gonna eat me. Ill see him after
demolitionlover09
You just made me remember a picture i saw of a person mauled by a bear. They looked like they had been sawed in half.