one truck to lead them all

Jan 8, 2022 1:51 AM

Bagelcatdog

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In Whoville they say, his dick grew three sizes that day.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

General rule of thumb, never drive through flood water. you can’t be sure how deep it is, and you don’t know the condition of the road below

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Leeroooooooooooooy jeeennnnnkins!

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

*mmmJeeennnnnkins!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One truck to find them. One truck to bring them all into darkness and bind them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Probably the one time he’s actually used that pickup for pickup stuff

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Line of people waiting for the idiot to check the water depth - seems a pretty smart move on their parts.

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 5

Yeah I was waiting for it to disappear into a sinkhole.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did no one else catch the BIKE on the right who went through in the beginning!?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Everyone thinks it's a man driving.....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toyota Hilux, nothing can stop it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Canyonero!

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Came here looking for this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All that water would put out unexplained fires

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Canyonero!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This road needs Post10.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta admit, I'm really disappointed he didn't get stuck / wash away.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Well admitting that you have a problem like being an ass is the first step to recovery lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Turn around. Don't drown.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Hilux... Totally unstoppable!

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Poweeeeeerrr

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish they sold them here in the US. They look better than the Tundra or the Tacoma IMO.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well,,,,,,,, that one was ?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fine for a truck and maybe a SUV, but a sedan can have the air intake very low to the ground = hydrolock from a few inches of water.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toyota HiLux…it can not be killed

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

COME ON, SPEEEEEEED AND POWAH!!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The reason you don't cross has nothing to do with the depth. You don't know whats underneath that water, could be a hole, could be a bomb.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Had water crest over the hood more than once in my 86 Toyota pickup, and towed my friend’s Jeep more than once. Miss that beast.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet driver could feel his balls increase in size and harden for all to see as he pulled away.

4 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 6

Pee is stored in the balls. Medical FACT.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It seems unlikely that his balls did change size or texture, or that they were visible to anyone.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I don't know about you or the driver, but ensure my balls are exposed the second i enter my truck.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Your poor balls. They need to get out more.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If one of your testicle ever gets hard see a md right away. Strong indicator of testi cancer

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

How hard we talking here mine are like toght

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah if your balls don't clink like steel when you flick them then you're not a real man

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never miss balls day at the gym.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or some Really serious frostbite ?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How'd you get frostbite on your... No, I don't want to know

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go ahead and YouTube "the balls harden"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should never do this by the way. This time truck boy got lucky. Next time he won’t.

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 8

Unless you know what you're doing. I cross water deeper than that all the time, but I know what I'm doing.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Caused some ligth panic once in the army, when after heavy rain I drove my heavy offroad vehicle in to a puddle that was 1,5m deep - the ->

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Message buzzer from the crew space in the back started ringing like crazy once the water rose to the flatbed. Fun times

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are 100 percent the problem. One day you’re going to find yourself in water too deep to cross and someone is going to have to rescue you

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You are 100% ignorant of what you're talking about. If I do need rescued, it'll be by the guys I'm wheeling with so sit down and STFU.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Turn around. Don't drown

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

In Australia, 'If it's Flooded, Forget it.'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Toyota, pay attention, here is your next commercial.

4 years ago | Likes 573 Dislikes 10

How about the nurse in Paradise, CA that drove hospital patients out of the fire in his own truck? Toyota replaced it from all the damage!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free advertising

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Just play this. On tv. As is. During a football game. Make all the money

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Hilux, worldwide truck, just the US gets a shit Tacoma

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I'd take a landy over a lux if we're saying.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This particular example doesn't really show much so no, no commercial.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Toyota: We would rather show off the capabilities of our trucks without using an impatient asshole's potentially unsafe actions.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Bs.... they had a commercial of a guy demoing a cabin buy driving through it to prove how tough it was

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This. Unless you know the depth of the puddle for certain, hang back a bit.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

WTF with the guy walking out in the road like hes trying to get a shower?

4 years ago | Likes 863 Dislikes 1

His last fuck washed away long ago.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The person crossing the street in stopped traffic is the problem and not the one entering oncoming traffic and going through standing water?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

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4 years ago (deleted Apr 11, 2022 7:57 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Uh it pisses me off so much, especially when I need to merge into that lane.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me just stand in the middle of the turning lane 100ft from a crosswalk wearing all black at night while I wait to weave through traffic

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

that's how you become a statistic

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2025 12:41 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd agree, but either the junkie ratio has gone way the fuck up (possible) or the quarantine lawlessness has persisted (my bet).

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

City dependent. Seen strollers used while crossing without looking on Buford highway in ATL.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Soak me daddy"

4 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ya. That’s maybe a foot of water

4 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 12

A foot of water is like the Mariana trench for my Audi

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya. I know. I was just going from my 40ish years of driving. If it’s not flowing fast, idling through shouldn’t be a problem

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude. A foot of water can completely wreck your car. Never go into water first.

4 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 3

yup. ex-GF hydro locked her engine cause she drove through a puddle that was just under a foot deep.. 17k car totally fucked

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Yep looks like a foot, until the road has fallen out into a section 5 foot deep. Then you're just fucked.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Turn around dont drown!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, if you can't see through it you don't know what's really there, could be a sink hole, could be debris. Truck took a big risk

4 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

And he went way too fast - go through slow and feel it out

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truck took much less risk than one of those sedans though. His air intake is way higher.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is the tricky part.. how deep is it? You going to risk floating away or drive through it?

4 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

It only has to be a foot of water to wash a vehicle away. Less even, if it's moving fast.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only if your vehicle has less than a foot of clearance. Otherwise you'll just get your rims washed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on if I’m feeling froggy or not.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

You have lost your wagon on the Oregon Trail.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

1 Yup. Did that once and got the splash guard ripped off the bottom of my car and wedged under the top of my tires cuz the current was so

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 so strong.... never again.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seriously, the water doesn’t even get up the the truck’s bumper, I bet most of those vehicles could make it easily

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 11

More than likely they were unfamiliar with the area so didn't know depth.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but most people don’t want to risk their 2nd most expensive investment on “it’s probably fine, but if I’m wrong I’m fucked.”

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Except that truck is higher up than most of the cars, so of course sedans arent making it through.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Unless your air intake is at the bottom of your car, of course

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

What happens if the vehicle is amphibious?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that common on cars? Seems like a bad design for any situation involving water?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cold air intake and tuned engines can have it. So unless sport car with custom mods you should be fine at a slow but steady

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0