NegasonicAdultEMP
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Jan 14, 2026 9:54 AM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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ICanChangeMyUserNameWheneverIWant
#4 I'd absolutely leave the door open, too!
ATLandNerdy
#12 What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?
nlmaya
#12 and Death is very fond of kittens and could murder a curry
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
#2 If you lived to 100, you have to get dicked roughly 20 times a day to meet that quota
TheobromineAddict
#10 What a clever way to get your date into bed.
chaoskitten1331
#48 Have you heard about my good friend Jesus?
He’s some emo kid I used to work with who’s really good to talk to if you just need someone to vibe with you.
He *really* liked ATL.
That’s… All Time Low, not… Not Atlanta
nickelrocket
#31 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amFiajZpejJmOGdndnR1bjF0am9vOXcwcjRvZGVqeW8waWZhcDd2NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/M34qPW6WjtZXMFltwu/200w.webp
Shaodyn
#24 If I were slapped with a $50 fine for something stupid like that, purely because some guy complained, I'd definitely at least want to do something like this.
RElGNMAN
#27
bl0ke
#9 Ello, it's Bri'ish, innit?
Dannoboyo
Eventually, even Death Gods need to think about sustainability. Death Cults however do not.
Grapeape2000
We already have a death God.
MissFace
#28 Tell them you only drink the finest spirits and bring a bottle of absinthe. Then tell them their chalice must be filled. Watch how classy you feel in an hour.
slightlybrokenegg
#12 exists her name is Erecura she is the Celtic goddess of motherhood and death.
NegasonicAdultEMP
Oh yeah, that’s the comment I needed to send me down a new rabbit hole
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#12 i thought discworld DEATH had that covered
jamesdeanshat
Lotta smelly fart memes in this dump.
NegasonicAdultEMP
That’s how I roll baby
MissFace
#24 This is The level of pettiness that I live for. Because at this point I'm 90% spite.
grandfalloon
#13 I think it's the Gnostics that believe this. That the material realm is the sinful creation of an evil demiurge, which we have to suffer through until we can be released to the spiritual realm, which is the REAL one. Theologically, I kinda like it. Makes more sense than Genesis. Realistically, we shouldn't give those evangelical pieces of shit any more ideas about destroying the Earth.
MissFace
#8 High heels were also first made for men.
vanishing
#12 I AM NEITHER PROTAGONIST NOR ANTAGONIST. I AM INEVITABLE. I AM THE TAGONIST.
Dannoboyo
That must be very tagonizing.
NegasonicAdultEMP
No idea how I managed to repost a bunch from the other dump
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Wheretheheckisjason
Wow. No idea how I’m about to repost a bunch of these too.
pareidoliaperson
#4 It's confusing if you watch this video midway.
Masterveil
#26 That little moment when you know the joke landed, priceless.
citizenbs
Aber beflecke nicht das Sofa Sofa
NegasonicAdultEMP
BUT WE DONT PROMISE IT WILL KEEP YOU OUT OF MISCHIEF!!! STAINS ARE INEVITABLE
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
#10 we get it, Simmons, you made a fuck-couch.
DdCno1
Ads from this era make me think that the writers were paid by the number of words. Less is more. When I want to read a creative writing exercise, I'll read a novel.
shitheadtookmyname
#10 imagine an ad in 2026 using "pre-supposes"
Masterveil
#11 At this point, reacting “normally” would mean pretending nothing’s wrong.
Masterveil
#34 Deeply impressive how we managed to overcomplicate this.
friendsofsandwiches
#9 poppet
sacrosanctt
Verminia?
ILDL
GasBandit
Savvy
DamnThursdays
#4 The bathroom door stays open as I poop in the greatest toilet in the world. I don't care if there are other civilians present, Kathy, my genitals aren't as majestic as the view you should be taking in.
Fanner50
Richard Branson has his throne room on Necker Island.
https://youtu.be/uY0NK7UOogw?si=EaSPSazdvZtu7ceH
DdCno1
Speak for yourself.