mdstimpy
183960
6045
31
Opening in the floor.
This was the floor cut out for the safe in the back of a closet.
Money Found in the safe
$1700 in brand new bills.
All of the 1963 or new series.
Stack of 45s
Beatles, Elvis, etc.
ReindeerGames
I ripped open my wall and all I got was a dead cat.
guti41
Decent chunk of change in 1963.
DirtDiver
YAY
TheyCallMeTheHiphopopotamusIgotFlowsThatGlowLikePhosphorous
If he had bought gold, that would have bought over 48 ounces at that time. Which would be worth over 78,000 dollars.
Agouti
For those curious, the $1700 in 1963 was worth the equivalent of about $13k at the 2013 rate.
hongkongfooey
these 45's are viynal and not acetate . . also the bills , even if they had been sealed would be discoloured . . lies lies and more lies.
WeeblesWobble
My dad had a safe once and locked the combination inside before writing it down. I wonder if it will make the front page 40 years from now.
marsgoose
1.Use inflation calculator to figure out how much was $1700 worth in 1963 2.Cry
theroguex
Those bills.. seal those suckers up. In that condition they might be worth something more than $1700.
lulutulu
ahh i wanna see more of these safe photos! so cool
Jonmbram
You need a zoot suit to go with all of this stuff.
cogs
You're only off by about 20 years.
wassamattayu
And he'd just perfected his nasal "Take that, Tojo!" voice for the newsreels, too. Shucks.
chemistrydoc
Do the safety dance.
hallowsnothorcruxes
Well I found half a lollipop in my purse the other day. BEAT THAT, OP!
Eveofn
And everyone thinks I'm crazy because I pull up loose floorboards and whatnots in each new place I reside!!! Good one OP!
PizzaGuyXLII
Just ripped up my floor... Downstairs neighbors are pissed!
MagnificatOH
I once thought I found buried treasure in my back yard, but the bag was filled with clam shells...
MyNamelsNobody
Same thing happened to me but the bag was filled with my twin brother.
TacoMcNacho
Please let mysterious safes become a thing! Anyone with secret rooms or vaults please post!
bitemypixels
i have a secret room, you can only enter it naked trough skype and i can't promess you'll like the treasure you'll find there sweetheart
HolliePocket
I'm pretty damn positive there is absolutely nothing in the other safe.
Flappyjacks
Oh how right you are, guy from a year ago
girlsomewhere
I'd like to see a dusty handwritten note in the bottom of the safe with a simple gotcha written on it.
wassamattayu
or the previous owners found out and came back, which is why we haven't heard from OP.
reversed
This made me laugh so much.
brakefortoads
Don't say that!!!!!
overloadedcoffee
Looks like you struck bank in record time.
theoncefutureking
HIII ohhh!
glitterfists
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
rotfl
Clever.
Moorglademover
Yeah, i'd stack my old records on a radiator aswell. :/
HarryPotterGeek
I literally said out loud: GET THOSE RECORDS. OFF THAT RADIATOR. (Punctuation for emphasis, not bad grammar.)
Areeb2373
How can everyone keep finding things
AnotherExhaustedMillenial
Seriously, i'm about to start ripping up floors and shit.
khora
$12,898.11 when adjusted for inflation. (Not the 45s)
theroguex
No, it's still $1700. Cash doesn't magically increase in value. Their condition makes them worth up to around $150 for the $100 bills...
AlwaysAGent
Invested with 10% annual returns?
mmurrbles
Unfortunately the money didn't appreciate while under the house. :(
UnlikelyMotivation
Did anyone get that BIG safe open?
ripmonk
it will be opened when you least expect... at least thats what my mom always said
PresidentKimJongUn
Im wondering the same thing.
IWillHaveASteakTheLadyWillHaveASalad
Why in fuck isn't my house filled with secret shit?!?
justlivinthedream
It is . . . keep looking.
PedanticYetEarnest
I don't think I've ever seen that style of 50 with the circle. You should mail one to me so I can examine it.
SweetBabyJesus
BRB going home to rip up all my floor boards.
PrfctDrk
I live in an apartment, can I tell my Landlord/Manager you gave me the idea?
SweetBabyJesus
Yes, tell him SweetBabyJesus gave you the go ahead.
temotodochi
My grandfather hid WW2 weapons under his floors as did many of the veterans back then here in finland. Last year when my brother (1/2)
temotodochi
(2/2) renovated the floors, i crawled in the sawdust insulation for quite some time just to make sure none of the ammo is there anymore.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
I did that, only to look at my downstairs neighbor, she wasn´t all that happy about it though...
MyTenderloinsBringAllTheBoysToTheYard
Did you really?!
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
the story is good, the truth should not spoil it :Þ
theHarlequin
There's a Telltale Heart joke in here somewhere... Oh, *here* it is. It was under the floorboards.
bananasforsale
You don't browse imgur at your house?
SweetBabyJesus
shh, I was at work when I wrote that. I'm home now...
bananasforsale
your secret is safe with me friend.
cattaclysmic
All I found was the neighbor from downstairs...
DrWhoodles
Me too and they look really mad
WhoYouCallingPinhead
I did that and then i realized that I build my house
OakTree21
I did that in my house, all I found was 12 empty beer cans, a similac container, and a coke...
boredommademedothis
well hey..recycle those and you still get .. $1.75.. try not to spend it all in one place
OakTree21
Well, I'll be that much money will cover... The gas it takes to get to the recycle plant...
LovingLearningSharingJudgingATimeToLaughAndShiverAndCry
I found some porn mags in the woods close by my school once. That's about it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Rayxor
I miss that old couch.
MrNames
By a creek. Mostly buried. Revealed by a lock still visible. We smashed it open. My first pornos. Tis a shame this will never happen to 1/2
MrNames
To future gens. But what an age where porn will no longer need to be smuggled with great sill and difficulty. 2/2
thesilentslayer
Dude, put them back. That was my emergency stash!
oncled
I found a large stash of porn in the tunnels beneath a swimming pool I worked at. All early 90's mature stuff, must have been a connoisseur
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
Ah the years before the internet when you found your porn in the woods or near a rail track. When we searched for porn, we actually searched
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
"...And you try telling the kids of today that and the wont believe you."
Rayxor
They think its just a way to trick them into going outside.
emiwii
I, too found someone's used porn stash in the woods...I also found used needles though..
BillStickers
That happened to me at Scouts as well, they were in a carrier bag and we shared them
818Pumpkin
Me too. It was gay porn, in the woods in Canada...in two seperate spots!
shadowlev
When I was 3, I opened up a secret compartment in the used van my parents just bought. Porn. Depraved Porn. Lots of it...
drinian
Dude, you got wood?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Dude, did everybody find Dave's porn mags? Now I feel dirty.
kittykat1988
Been there. Then my friends and I hung all the pictures from the branches of the trees - things I did before the iPhone ...
AHornyRhino
Burnie: It just feels illegal to throw out a box of porn this big.
YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire
Thinking about, I think everyone has found porn in the woods. WHO TAKES PORN TO THE WOODS?
ripmonk
Fact: Bears love Boobs
IDontKnowWhatToMakeMyNameButImGoingToMakeItAsLongAsIFuckingCan
Bears, Boobs, Battlestar Galactica
Fangride
Sounds like a great sitcom.
longshadow48
me to...
Disastromatic
In college, a friend of mine found a stack of 80s Hustlers behind a bookshelf in the washroom. He put them to good use immediately (1/2)
Disastromatic
By cutting out pictures of the women in them and taping them to a remote controlled car and driving it around town. (2/2)
MuchDogeWowSuchShibe
I expected part two to end so much differently than it did. Damn you, dirty mind.
kattpappan
So your the one that raided my stash?!
LovingLearningSharingJudgingATimeToLaughAndShiverAndCry
N-nej, det var någon annan. Jag svär!
kattpappan
http://imgur.com/AjAhnlT
FireIsTheCleanser
Be careful, I hear that's a technique pedophiles use to soften the kids up for sex.
HamaTime
Stiffen*
chaoswolf1982
Never heard that before. Then again, according to the news, everything is a scheme of either pedos or terrorists or both.
FireIsTheCleanser
1/. Yeah, if kids find the mags, then they start thinking about sex, then the pedos come and say "Hey, you like sex? I'll show you sex!" and
FireIsTheCleanser
2. then they take them to their cabin and then they do their thing. Or maybe they're some steps I'm missing. I read that a long time ago.
killerkadoogan
Quit giving away all your secrets...
chaoswolf1982
sounds like a bit of a reach, plausibility-wise. Who's to say those mags weren't belonging to some kid who stole from dad/bro and hid 'em?
quintusfontane
I sincerely hope you got people to hose you down after you handled them.
LovingLearningSharingJudgingATimeToLaughAndShiverAndCry
I don't remember. It was like 15 years ago or so. :P
quintusfontane
Well you're still alive and (Presumably) aren't riddled with all manner of vile diseases, so it looks like you got away with it ^_^
Cammaster
The 45's are the gold here.
JudgeVegas
Doubt they're still playable.
trustmeimascientist
Quick get them to Pawn Stars and they'll appraise it on what used to be a channel on historical documentaries.
amirelevent
"I can give you $2."
kellovesorangesoda
Unfortunately Rick would only offer 5 bucks for them
Koantum
Probably about 50 popular records, no sleeve, questionable condition. $1700 can buy you a much nicer vinyl collection.
amirelevent
I just pointed that out. Unless they are some specific pressings, they probably aren't worth terribly much.
shadyflamingo
GET THEM OFF THE HEATER NOW MOTHERFUCKER
ThomKlanc
And don't leave them stacked like that either. Gonna fuck up the grooves even more than they probably already are
wassamattayu
I know, right? Sheesh..
lumpybluecrayon
Found the hipster.
DirtyHobo
*newly rich hipster
DanHubel
boooo
rageman
Hahahahah.
peedrinkingcrapface
yes, your love for music, history, and combinations thereof relegates you to a detestable subculture of pretentious morons.
iamdefinitelynotarobot
Damn hipsters. Making all the awesome things shameful. I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I LOVE PLAID AND DARK RIMMED GLASSES!
dimmidice
to be fair, that kind of sums up a hipster perfectly.
peedrinkingcrapface
don't forget an affinity for cheap beer and all things vintage. what a lowly caste of subhuman cretins.
ILikeTuhdles
i'll take a hipster over a jock, or even a hipster over a snarky computer programmer. they def. arent the worst
peedrinkingcrapface
but thank god for hipsters, vegans, and militant feminists or we wouldn't have ANY socially accepted prejudices for our tired punchlines.