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deathbycanton
Who cares he sells t-shirts! This is still one of the most entertaining posts on imgur !!!!!!
SaintMaceToTheFace
THANK YOU. It's like people here are allergic to people trying to make money.
GrandSiyaking
This isn't the platform to do it and you know it.
antidentite22
Looks like @ruffcats got jalapeno business...
oreckvacuum
The guy with the fake profiles is ridiculous. "I am an evil genius and people are my puppets" You made a fake profile get over yourself dude
BumbleBTuna
Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.
IncognitoPanda
A furry, a sociopath and a stalker logs onto the internet. They're browsing imgur.
TuxedoKamen17
Technically a psycopath
Completelyoriginalusername
Is this three logins or just one?
DylanSchiester
Now there's four other ones just because fuck yo comment.
MrJimmyRustles
I'm glad I inspire you Dylan, but why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan. That shit just clownin dogg, C'mon, man
TheGhostMinx
Yes.
iDrinkDrano
The other three comments in this chain are them.
cuddlefurnace
I've been around furries long enough to tell you that those three categories seeeeeeriously overlap more often than they should. '~';
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
yEs.
TanstaaflTovarisch
Relationship talk: If merely looking at nudes made you fall out of love, you weren't in love in the first place...at least not at that time.
Shoes102
I was about to comment the same thing. Well said
ilickzombies
It sounds more like he has associated his sister with the dopamine rush/feelings your get after masterbating.i guarantee its infatuation
Tostitosaurus
It might also have to do with the fact that he probably sees her little sister in person all the time. But, I agree, just cause I like 1/?
Tostitosaurus
porn doesn't mean I love my significant other less. It just, you know, gets me in the moooood. 2/2
TyrionLannisterTheImp
You watch cow porn, don't you.
PicklesPickles
I want to upvote this 1,000 times.
PandaBearSoup
I imagine strong sexual attraction to someone close to you can detract/distract you from feelings for someone else.
Glumerlink
yeah but that's not love, that's lust. seeing someone nude should never make you stop loving someone
OzaiR2k
Love isn't absolute, there are many things that factor into one falling out of love with another, and it can happen fast.
Glumerlink
yeah but if your love was founded solely on your physical attraction then it's just lust. Love is about so much more than sex
DMGuy
Excuse me, but is no one else going to question why this guy's girlfriend apparently had naked pictures of her own sister on her computer?
Agiamsa
The sentence is rather confusing but I think he meant it was on the computer of his girlfriend's sister.
DMGuy
Yeah, okay, that makes waaaay more sense. It's just the syntax is super fucky.
BetterLuckyThanGood
Its a hard sentence to word properly, because what you need to say is 'on said sister's PC'. Unfortunately not many people talk like that.
DMGuy
...I might talk like that...
DarkWingDarling
I mostly agree with you but I also think that its easy to engage in activities that drive a wedge between you if you arent paying attention
IridescentLotus
Is anyone else worried about the probable child porn problem here?
BetterLuckyThanGood
Presumably a person wouldn't voluntarily submit a story where they are involved in an act of child porn; she is likely an adult.
Wildehiphopopotamus
That's pure infatuation
diddiz
I'm still wondering why she might have nudes of her sister on her PC ...
bedburrito
Relationship talk: If you're playing with someone's asshole, you better be ready for whatever comes out of that hole. WHATEVER COMES OUT.
sherbetty
I agree, I tell my boyfriend if he wants to do anal it's on him if he gets a poopy dick. Its an assne
sherbetty
Asshole*
iloveyourusername
the one who made up an imaginary social network should probably just play the sims..
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
I like how he says he doesn't care what happens but won't post about what the group is....
OrionthecatAttack
I'd like to see some of the stores left off the main posts. Maybe a B-Sides edition of Stay Classy?
Lassannn
Thanks for not quitting, Ruff. You're awesome.
ladyleens
Googled #1.... "If the egg is unfertilized it will break down before a person starts their period" (1/2)
ladyleens
"Therefore its very unlikely that someone would be able to find the egg (or bits of it) in their menstrual blood. (2/2)
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
She probably found a coagulated blood and thought it's an egg.
forkinthemoat
I call bullshit on the first one. The egg passes during ovulation, not during your period.
Yagocamus
Yay, more stay classy!
L34dP1LL
never touch your dick after handling anything spicy. I learned that the hard way too.
Gonnaderpya
I did it once, and for a while it felt pretty good, then it started not feeling so good.
L34dP1LL
then it felt like my dick had gone to hell
Gonnaderpya
Precisely
itssebass
I have to say this is pretty tame compared to past "Stay Classy" posts.
CookieMonsterMakesDatDough
Last one should have dipped his jalapeñis in cream cheese, stuck it in her yeast hole, and called it the appetizer.
TrueA
I don't know why you got downvoted, this comment is pretty damn funny.
GingeraffeTW
I cringed so hard on the miscarriage one that my asshole may have produced a diamond.
DaveTheLandshark
The one written by @jacobspears2
DaveTheLandshark
Yeah no that one totally happened.
SheiktheOgre
The real question is why was there a lump of coal in your booty hole?
leftyshuckles
Is your real name Cole?
Joemammaangiedaddy
It took me a minute. ....well done!
TheRicM
Is this a diamond? Ah, yes, indeed, it appears to be a diamond.
PissOnYourLeg
Go to the many cringe list posts and you'll become a diamond factory.
catromance
I feel the need to explain that many women experience miscarriages before they even know they're pregnant. It can seem like a heavy period.
IridescentLotus
Except all at once just whooshes out of your body super fast along with tissue and the fetus either right away or over the next few hours
catromance
Not sure why I'm getting DV. 80% of miscarriages occur within 3 months and symptoms are heavy bleeding, cramps,and ab pain. Same as periods.
bearbadger
Most women have miscarriages so early they think it's a heavy period. Why would she have reason to believe it was a miscarriage??
goodiecornbread
May have had tissue clumps come out, too. Bigger than a regular period
catromance
If you're me and don't have a heavy period then the extra blood might tell you. Or if it wasn't during a regularly scheduled period time
catromance
The main point I was trying to make was that it wasn't like a fetus fell out of her. She probably just bled really heavily on the guy.
Psychethos
I don't believe that one. It's too purposefully gross. And as a woman, I don't believe she wouldn't have felt the cramping before.
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
I miscarried. There was lots of cramping. And I was only a couple months in.
litterboxjen
I wasn't even 6 weeks in and had lots of cramping. But more importantly, I'm sorry for your loss.
chickenchickenwheresyourdinner
Thank you. You too.
litterboxjen
Thanks. Fortunately it was early enough that it was just an egg, no baby; a few months later I got preggers with my son. He'll be 1 soon.
CephalopodsLie
My mom had a miscarriage and had no clue until she got into her car and then suddenly her lap was completely bloody.
Psychethos
Huh. I guess that can happen then, I had no idea. I was mistaken.
IridescentLotus
It can come out of nowhere - cramping is not always involved
kraftmegaroni
I don't feel the cramping, just a vague nausea. Sometimes I can't tell if its lady things or some unpleasant food.
wobbu
how often do you have miscarriages?
Psychethos
Sorry if this is too personal of a question, but then how do you know it's a miscarriage? The quantity of blood?
boredomsnacks
Im genuinely curious about this
iamherakles
If you normally have light periods it would probably be a lot more blood than usual. Or outside normal period times.
litterboxjen
I had a miscarriage and it was night and day different from even my worst periods. There was weeks of light bleeding leading up to the
litterboxjen
final day, I had lots of cramping, felt like crap in general (low energy, just didn't want to do much), felt like my body needed to push
DreamRuiner
apparently if these dont make it to the frontpage with votes, imgur will automatically push them to the front page...
yddadymsikord
That miscarriage is horrifying....
cellove24
It was super early on, so just a lot of blood- nothing clumpy
ElNein5
depending on how early it was it could have just been more blood than usual. Not a fetus or anything.
ElMexicutioner
The real question is, why did your girlfriend have those nude photos of own sister on her PC.
FightOligarchy
Just in case.
ash274
I read that is it was the *sister's* PC.
PandaBearSoup
Read that one again.
chuckles34
I think I've seen that movie
strumfooligan
You're at 69. Out of principle I cannot upvote you. But know I would have. I would have...
myusernameismyrealname
careful, at 69 they have a miscarriage on your face
strumfooligan
conversechik1282
Since no one else has said it yet, you CANNOT see an egg when you have your period.
hellowhodis
I know! It's literally a tiny speck that your body expels before we even start our period! Did she never bother to google her obsession??
thebirdbiologist
I mean, hypothetically, one could search for it if you filtered every bit of period material, but it's not likely. source: used to 1/2
thebirdbiologist
work in a cloning lab and my job was looking for eggs in petri dishes 2/2
thebirdbiologist
*ovum, technically
Ulin207
The egg isn't released with the rest of the "period material" though. I imagine you could find it if you looked when it was expelled?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Sometimes I have a pretty good idea. Like giant glob of discharge one day, period follows soon after. Ah yeah, that was probably it.
ruffcats
yea, my girlfriend told me that after. she said it's probably just the clumps
dontmindthescreaming
Fucking ew, my god!!!! >:)
FreddieBW
It's just blood that's clotted. Sorry if you've not eaten yet today!
halborski
https://ochemonline.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/clamps.jpg
LongDickOfTheLaw
Mmm clumps.
MyDogJake
Also, isn't an ostrich egg a single cell. Pretty sure I can see those...
thebirdbiologist
The yolk begins as a single cell, but an entire bird's egg is not one cell, no.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I feel like I can trust you know something about things like this for some reason...
bigalcakemixmasterMC
EGGS are a single cell. EGGS. Chicken eggs. Human eggs. Ostrich eggs. They're all a single cell.
MrRadthorne
Sure.. before they became fucking large and visible with the naked eye. A single cell can't become that large, lol.
bigalcakemixmasterMC
MrRadthorne
"prior to fertilization" Yeah, I said "visible with the naked eye". I was wrong on that part. but that doesn't change anything.
GiggleCat
Oh my, you need some schooling...
bigalcakemixmasterMC
GerhardRammelhausen
that still doesn't make the whole egg a single cell
GiggleCat
I meant to type it as he needed to do schooling of other folks. Yolk does = one giant cell.
Catfactory
Sometimes I wonder whether all of these submissions are from the same person, and whether that one person just leads a horrifying life.
NutellaBabyBump
I know they're not, but I Like to imagine that they are.
DrantonMason
I can assure you that, as a male, I have never had a miscarriage.
playingguitarwontgetyoulaid
Calling bullshit in the miscarriage. That shit you feel way before blood start spraying.
DarkTowerRose
Exactly. Cramping like you can't believe does usually make a person want to have someone nom on their lady bits.
DarkTowerRose
Doesn't*
OhCaptionMyCaption
Had a miscarriage recently (don't feel bad for me, it was and unplanned and not entirely welcome pregnancy). Went to the ER because I >>
OhCaptionMyCaption
thought my appendix had ruptured. That bad.
cellove24
As the person who experienced it, it was so early on in the pregnancy and only an incomplete miscarriage, there was almost no pain
playingguitarwontgetyoulaid
Yeah, but you still feel something is not right. And the thought of being in a 69-position when your ladybits are acting weird. No way José
cellove24
Fair enough- I didn't notice much but I know a lot of women do
playingguitarwontgetyoulaid
But you noticed some?
cellove24
Honestly just the swolleness you get when you're really horny
CheeseJuggernaut
So everyone has forgotten that bullshit a while back? whats happening with that?
BarbaraTheBabe
I'm missing something here. Would you mind explaining?
CheeseJuggernaut
Apparently ruffcats was able to break some imgur rules cus he had a deal with imgur, while other people got punished.
BarbaraTheBabe
Oo, es no bueno. Thank you.
SaintMaceToTheFace
It wasn't a big deal to begin with. Most of us on this website actually have a life
geyserkid
#8 you sound like someone who needs a clean slate, and some support from real people. Seek professional help!
Sprinkleton
I bet it's chemistrydoc
gammaraycharles
I would like to know a little more about that one...
Badnewzbearz
Hunter moore
FaxCelestis
Me as well.
Abominor
Sounds like an edgy teenager tbh.
clearandbright
Seriously. Had an ex in hs who wrote and talked like that. He felt like he was "above" emotions and other humans. Such a douche. 1/2
clearandbright
He called himself a "misanthrope" and fashioned his own "self-worshipping" religion. Sounded exactly like this guy. 2/2
professorfuzz
Yeah... secret principal, "puppets in a game", test pick up lines, nudes, "I don't care what happens"... trying wayyy too hard.
KingDizi
I've had jalapeño dick once, as a result of making southern cornbread one evening. Lemmie just say that almond milk doesn't help.
mechanimated
If you're desperate, cold mint tea/water can help. Just don't make it too strong or it'll be just as painful as the burning.
Sephority
Almond milk does not contain lactose like normal milk. Lactose is what helps with cooling so no it wouldn't work out.
bythetimeyoufinishreadingthisyouwillhaverealizeditsaysnothing
Uh...no. Capsaicin is fat-soluble. Nonfat milk *also* wouldn't work. Your best bet is to use oil (canola,olive, etc) and wash up with Dawn.
BoopingTheBooper
Wow hitting "show bad replies" was a fucking rollercoaster.
catromance
I upvoted you just to try and fight the downvoted fairies!
BoopingTheBooper
A futile attempt to be sure, but appreciated all the same.
catromance
I'll stay here all night!
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
Is it safe to ride?
BoopingTheBooper
Not only safe, but necessary
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
done...and done....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ash274
When a internet forum for Furries wants to throw you out for going too far, you've really accomplished something unthinkable.
Goronhead
You might be surprised. There's quite a number of things other furries do/have done that turn us against them.
BeesechurgerProductions
*coughfuckingotherkincough*
DrantonMason
Yep. I cringe to this day...
doubleormuffin
We may be weirdos, but most of us, I'd like to think, can still recognize the fact that that's a fucking stupid idea.
Clitastrophe
Haven't people actually run tests like it though? Something about it back in the Vietnamese war or some such. I wouldn't doubt it.
Clitastrophe
I'm not saying anything was successful, just that such testing may have occurred.
Armyguy0
Pre-WW2 in Russia.
ash274
And I can respect that
DrantonMason
I was quite the retarded 12 year old I will admit. I remember my dad getting so pissed off at me for opening a new soda every 10 (1/2)
DrantonMason
minutes because I kept forgetting where the last one I opened was. (2/2)
doubleormuffin
I'm sure most of us had equally dumb ideas at the age of 12. Just not all of us, thankfully, had the means or will to communicate them.
Kasai
Shit my grandpa does that and gets pissed at himself when he finds the old one, not but 10 to 20 minutes later, as he sets down the new one.
MrJimmyRustles
I hope you're spending plenty of time with your grandpa. If you don't, one day I'm sure you'll wish you had.
nessba
Why are all of these getting down voted? I thought imgur enjoyed ruffcats and posts.
zackofspades
The blatant merchandising from it pissed off users. Tbh most of it is envy...many of us are poor af and hate thinking users generate $ on us
angryinch2001
I don't get it- upvotes for everyone
Shadow113
Cause he broke the imgur terms and conditions but imgur's cool with it cause $$$$
BarbaraTheBabe
Having never read them, would you kindly tell me how?
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BarbaraTheBabe
Cheers, but my god people care about things too much on the internet.
Dumbstatz
Imgur loves to gang up on random users for stupid reasons, idk why
TenNineYellowColdSadPurple
Stupid drama going on about ruffcats and t shirts. It's stupid. Look at the post, if you like it upvote it, if you don't, don't. Simple.
jinky74
But the first one after the drama hit went FP. This one just sucks
MrT800
Then what are downvotes for? Righteous purposes only? Even if that were true, who defines "right"? No. If you dislike a post, downvote it.
PunchItChewy
I really dont care about the Imgur drama. I downvoted because there no longer funny.
CthulhuCups
You shouldn't be downvoted for this. +1 for honesty.
GaiusOrpheus
I think it's because a lot of people lie in these. We enjoy Ruffcats but we don't trust the people who submit to confessions to him.
Baconmac1234
i don't care if they are true or not they make me cringe/laugh. If everything funny had to be real there ould be nothing funny.
NucularCrisitunity
I like the way you think! I also don't care (at least most of the time) as long as it's entertaining :)
GaiusOrpheus
Not everything needs to be real to be funny, but the pretense for SCI is that they are real, making these disingenuous and upsetting.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
It's not easy to determine someone lied or not. One man is not a judge for hundreds of statement.
GaiusOrpheus
No, it's not easy, which is the problem. It becomes a nagging thought at the back of your mind that someone is playing you for a fool.
Covarr
I think it's the latest "edgy" thing to do.
RangerRick9
and why just because his other posts were popular does he need to get upvoted each and every time he posts. This particular post is bad.
RangerRick9
How is it edgy? If people don't like it let them downvote. I think the latest "edgy" thing to do is say something is edgy.
Covarr
I can dig people not liking Stay Classy votes. I can less dig people clicking on strictly to downvote them AS WELL AS EVERY COMMENT ON THEM.
RangerRick9
Fair enough I agree as well. I have just been seeing that edgy comment everywhere lately haha
FaptainPicard
Not shit talking, just seriously curious. How does this make the front page a full day later with these stats? http://imgur.com/BjLO0mr
CthulhuCups
Imgur favoritism, probably.
ruffcats
i honestly don't know, i just got home from school and was wondering the same thing
unresponsivenipples
Dude don't play dumb. You're getting under the table promoted by Imgur, you make money off it, & you admitted to talking to Sarah about it.
jinky74
Got proof? I smell more drama cookin.
ruffcats
i'd also love to see proof
jinky74
You gotta admit how fishy it looks this showing up FP the way it did. All the makings for another shit storm.
unresponsivenipples