Water capacitors

Jan 9, 2024 9:32 PM

quackmasterj

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Chrysopogon zizanioides...?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a recent comparison with some colonizer saying his family had been here for 4 generations! And the graphic compared that with lawn grass that went 4" deep and showed native plants like this to show how indigenous peoples roots go soooo much deeper than that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great, now I have to pee

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

Imgur being Imgur. Completely innocuous joke being downvoted en masse because of Monkey-See, Monkey-Do mentality.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Kinda disingenuous. Native plants are better for many reasons, but this is only why you don't have to water *MOST* native plants, it doesn't cover them all under all circumstances. The idea that no native plant anywhere could ever be benefited by a watering just isn't accurate.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Exactly. All of the environmental factors that contribute to what makes the native plants thrive. They still get the water they need in their native regions.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget erosion control. Dirt doesn't flow so easily when it's bound like that.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Thats another reason why many people are starting to do No Till gardening. On top of erosion control by leaving dead roots your leaving food for worms to turn into castings and nutrients for the new plants.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can someone post a video of this at work?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only that, but they're sequestering carbon. They're carbon sinks.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Won't grow like that here unless they are really good at going through hard packed clay.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US top soil ~100 years ago could get upwards of 15 feet deep of mixed soil & native root structures. US top soil today is on average 5-10 inches and of extreme concern.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Native to where?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been a landcare service provider for over 20 years. Installed and managed dozens of meadows. Studied plant ecology etc. with other practitioners with more experience than me. This is quite oversimplified. Yes, generally native plants growing in conditions to which they are adapted won't need supplemental watering after they are established, but will often need help (water) to get started. And, not all plants have roots that deep. And deep roots' main purpose may not be absorbing water.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It's what plants crave!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

interesting, so I don't need to water them like my rocks?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, obviously those things have to go. Unsightly.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Native to which country?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll let Gilgamesh and Noah know about this theory of flood control.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also why you don't make living grass roofs out of them. Would have looked cool, but no... So we are going with the short meadow grass and flowers thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuss

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but rain follows the plough.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chernozem soil, baby

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite accurate. Long root systems are more indicative of the life cycle of the plant (e.g. annual vs perennial) than they are of whether or not the plant is invasive to wherever this image is supposed to be from.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately, it's also why you don't have to water invasive species.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I recently heard that native prairie grass has 8 foot roots. I want to replant my yard now

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They did, and that's why the dust bowl happened. We replaced those plants with corn and wheat, shallow rooted plants that did nothing.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean I want to replace my fescue or whatever and eastern grasses with native

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Professional horticulturalist here. Native plants still need water. Those are buffalo and bluegrass specimens, they are prairie grasses, they have big roots. Native plants are by design made for their environment, not just their roots and watering resource consumption.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:cries in Dust Bowl:

2 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 3

My great grandma as a teen just before her parents abandoned their North Dakota farm and relocated to Oregon due to the Dust Bowl. Starting over from scratch. Their car was like the Clampetts, and they left their cattle and horses behind as well.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This is so cool! How many pics do you have of her life?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a fave of her parents. My great great grandma was named Clementine. <3 I even love the damage to the photo. There's so much character and story here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not many digitized, but my grandparents have an enormous family photos collection dating back a few generations that i can't wait to digitally archive. This was her as a toddler "hollering so as to make the gobblers, gobble."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, until you have fucked enough with the natural water ways, drained the swamp and changed the climate. Then suddenly watering native plants comes into the picture.

2 years ago | Likes 333 Dislikes 1

This is a really bizarre graphic. It should focus on keeping soil alive instead of nuking it with pesticides, herbicides, and fertilizer. Living soil, regenerative farming, holds a hell of a lot more water

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There's a neat book called Beaverland that talks a little about how different our waterways were before we hunted/trapped beavers down to their current population.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Water? Like out tha toilet?

2 years ago | Likes 569 Dislikes 5

Oh wow, splendid, top comment!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could really go for a Starbucks

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Concentrate on shitposts man. We all could go for a handie right now.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this guy, Not Sure, is the smartest man alive, and he's gonna fix all our prolems, in one weeeeek.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't have electrolytes!

2 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

Cows don't crave it!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's what plants crave.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It's got what plants crave

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Came for this, got it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Costco. +1

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I went to law school there. Couldn’t believe it myself. My dad was an alumnus. Pulled some strings…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love you

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Native to where?

2 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Just native bro. All plants that are native have those roots. Move em and they dont.

Stop asking so many question and just upvote already

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 10

all i can assume from this image is that plants that need watering must have come from space

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Or wetland environments like a swamp.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or the tropics

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

good question - and I was going to say, well, all plants are native to somewhere right?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well yes, but still no. Plenty of plants have been selectively bred to the point they have almost no similarity left to the original plant that was definitely native to somewhere. Others, like invasive weeds, have evolved in their new environments to be quite different from the original plant that was also definitely native to somewhere.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What are folks using to generate this style of caption+pic combo?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

BlueBeam

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can do it in PowerPoint or the open equivalent

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually use my image editor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use MS Paint. It's easy to throw a white box atop an image.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Computers

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hAy-I. i'll see myself out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

paint

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To anyone using MS paint, I can cordially recommend paint.net -- it's basically a drop-in replacement that adds some features I dearly miss in paint (mostly: layers), without making it so complex that it's impossible to use. Is also free.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paint?

2 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

No, I’m pretty sure they do it on the computer.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Good question, you see a lot of this type of thing

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Loose morals

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Rarely is the question asked, is our morals loose enough?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0