Chick Mush ...

May 18, 2017 1:00 PM

"I just want to play!"

....... pretty much ..

Stick your trunk down her pants.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Hot girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. Fucking creepa

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9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

watch me whip..watch me nay nay..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all funny now, wait ten years when that elephant is four tons and still wants to wrestle.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In reality girls don't laugh when you do this. Trust me, I know what I am talking about.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that trunk..."Imma toucha dat titty"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elephant rape is never funny.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 7

Its so weird, seeing an elephant this size, essentially grapple a person. It looks like a man in an elephant suit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except maybe that one time in France

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But when it is, it's hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjU5xFS9xQ0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Elephant rape is never not funny.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's not rape if she's laughing right? That's always been my rule.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Honka Honka's his clown rape horn*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the girl's body had an elephant head attached to it..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 girls 1 trunk

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

LET ME LOVE YOU

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Rape train has no breaks

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if the elephant does that is cute, but if i murder two kids im the bad guy? sad

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But if I do it, suddenly I'm in jail

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think is this is the elephant orphanage just outside Nairobi

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The camera frames out the 4 dirty Thai dudes with half their teeth missing smoking cigarettes and touching their crotches while they watch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No means no, even if you're hung like an elephant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By now every man on Imgur must think women are naturally fucking gorgeous

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

By now you must be really good at generalizing people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ummm...they are.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

actually "chick mush" is incorrect...it's "gash mash"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I approve.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's trying to pach hys derm, for sure..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I put your bitches in my trunk".....Baby Ele probably.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Alright where's the Brazzers logo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@elbowdeepinhorse?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When your trunk is that long you can get away with anything

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Underrated comment

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always nice to be appreciated

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only difference between my dating technique and that elephant, is the long trunk.

9 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 3

trunk-envy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

big on the streets but small in the sheets

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And I'm assuming the way that the females react

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So sorry. Get a giant 4X4.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you admitting to having a small trunk?? Does not do wonders for your dating game...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Saves on the disappointment. How frustrating do you think women find it, when someone tells them it's a whopper, yet only pack a tiddler

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you rock a small toddler.. remember to check her fingers.. if your tiddler is longer than that you're most likely good.

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9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Neh... there are plenty of women and men I find cool but unattractive. I've even met creepy, attractive people.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But really tho ^

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