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Sep 24, 2019 3:40 AM
PL4T0NiCF0Rm
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ChardeeMacdenn1ss
ashrog82
Having a child makes it less weird to hang out in certain places. Playgrounds, zoos, toy stores. But, like, I just like those places too..
cedarcomb
"Whoa, whoa. Dig yourself out of this one. I'd love to see this." - Panel 3 for those having problems reading the red font.
DrGonzo1805
Fuck this guy and his bullshit laugh.
soupnazi
sean lock makes this show!
RetardVillain
Reminiscing the days of being a kid
negoshi8
pls sauce
kilgoth1
He's right though. Watching children play is kinda going back to when i was a child. Memories.
Grics
I agree. Pixels are overrated.
AdamGenesis
Not a big fan of children.
CarolinHR
that's how you end up on a watchlist
Omnimorph2112
Good. I need a new watch
Ketheres
Ha, as if I wasn't on at least a dozen of those already!
Mokelzwerg
So true though... hysteric parents all around
CaptainMisanthropy
Not sure it's hysterical to be concerned about someone staring at your kid for 30 minutes.
Mokelzwerg
True, but I doubt someone just enjoying to see children play would stare at one kid only.
Ijustcomehereformemes
Well I would like them all to be mine but I don’t have room in my basement
PlbMak
TarrkertheNewt
It's almost like and, hear me out, you can be a man who likes kids without being a goddamn pedophile. Crazy, I know but it's totally true.
Specskankular
Easy there Michael...
KRS101
Why isn't he allowed in the park anymore more?
RealityInflicted
Because of the social stigma that paints all men as potential pedophiles, especially if they are near children that are not their own?
Rorysaurus
This is John’s OCD talking. It’s a horrible thing to have too.
vote4mclovin
aha aha aha AHHHHHHAAaaaaaa
overcookedchickennugget
"Mine is gone but he loved that swing"
TheTexasLefty
and then they fucked
memorminey
Dark.
Coopernius
That's certainly a way to get soccer moms off your ass.
TerryCrews
Or on it if you can play the pitty card right.
sliveroflight
That would be effective.
horseheadfleshwizard
Ouch
HerrBisch
Is it just me or was his answer actually really moving?
Gdan79
It can be an issue. I was working at a park setting up a new display board for their little league field. Took a lunch break and decided to-
Gdan79
-have my break in the park with a sandwich. I'd say within 15-20 minutes I had been approached asking who I was with.
Serkus
Go with the truth. "Who am I with? I came here with little Derrick, but I'm leaving alone, satisfied and full. Derrick is my sandwich."
Solomon13
Jon Richardson is 40% comedy, 60% tragedy.
pinkhelga
And 100% crush-worthy.
Omnimorph2112
Can't beat 8 out of 10 cats
SherMattLockSmith
The other 2 are slow enough to catch.
doshult
The best!
megalodonburi
Cats does Countdown.
DefinitelyAHumanBeing
2 out of 10 cats disagree with that statement
GingerLaird
Not with that attitude.
Orangicus
I can beat all 10 cats. Cats aren't shit.
Ketheres
The cats know kung fu
Skuggen
Cats can kill commoners!
monadi
Is that not Would I Lie To You?
StarkRG
No, it is a different set and doesn't have David Mitchell, Rob Brydon, or Lee Mack.
Omnimorph2112
David Mitchell is a goddamn national treasure
StarkRG
Yep, he should be put in everything. He should be worked into an early grave. I mean, no, wait...
Kahneolus
Nerp
GondwanaCraton
Now would I say something that isn't true.
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
like 40 british comedy shows with the same people on them
Sebofthelandofsleep
You can, by adding some Countdown.
Omnimorph2112
Can't beat a bit of Rachel Riley... Oof
PwnageHobo
This guy gets it!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
WILTY...especially any episode with Bob Mortimer
dalaiyoda
"Yes, a hand lion. And you'd put it on your hand, and set it to 'lick'."
DesperateDunn365
Love Mortimer. He's such an odd man that anything he says could be true.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
...but there's a sinister side to cottage cheese... heres Vic to tell you about it...VOODOO https://youtu.be/ht1vouSNy4I
icyanddicey
Could be? Every fucking thing is true. "We beg your pardon, but we are in your garden" and "Fuji IX"
rezpawner
When he's on WILTY, you can just say "true", because it fucking might be. The dude is nuts.
Sauroctonus
I never noticed the acronym is WILTY. What an amusing set of letters.