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So you are president Trump, you know Obama used a convoluted plan including the UK who can access NSA data to spy on you. How do you say that to the public in a tweet so they all understand? "Wiretap"!
Valentine's Day Card Memes on the rise. BUY BUY BUY!!!! GET READY TO SELL SOON!
APunnyComment
This is as romantic as a felch belch.
therealpoodleofdeath
These are awesome but I have no one to give them to, so I give you an upvote and silently crawl back into my lonely corner.
KingKoopasErectPenis
"You make me harder than the wall I'm going to build."
DrMooses
Happy valentine's, I got you a card with the world's biggest joke on it
Runelea
On the odd chance someone sees this comment, start sending these to goverment officials.
ivegottwolegs
I'd love it if Paul Ryan's office got flooded with these.
zahl
These are the best cards- I know it, you know it. Ask anyone, they'll tell you.
orbitduck
Not sure if girlfriend will like them or if she will be mad; she is very anti trump.
rugmiem
Blorgus
"Blaaaaaap"
BishlamekGurpgork
What the unholy hell was done to this image?
Pulseless
I think there was some slight photo-shopping to make his hair appear thicker.
CutOutTheFuckery
anewshineything
Omg please do that
Vaanhalen
30 million unique visitors get cracking
Otacon86
Alternative visitors
tomyironmane
He said "AT Breitbart." Not their visitors. C'mon, now, it's not like he's hurting anything. I'm sure most of their hate mail is far worse.
nevadasteve
Huesh
AppleFoster
I'm thankful the internet exists now more than ever.
youareanatural
these are so inappropriate it's funny, printing out for vday
knokknokknok
kilgoreissocoollike
Im waiting for that experience so i can tell my kids i lived through this bullshit
ecodude
I'm waiting for it so I can pocket a piece of the wall and sell it for a ludicrous amount of money fifty years from now.
kilgoreissocoollike
Maybe I'll see you down there when it happens, carpool?
ketchupwizard
"I'm China grab that ass"
DittoV
These are terrible +1
ohnosky
This is why I like Imgur.
kapp70
Dude,, you spelled fuckin awesome wrong
thesplashingblumpkins
fuck me #3 ...
balderoine
I can't give these to anybody, you forgot the "to:" "from:" text.
napsmear
I particularly like how little effort was put into these +1
QuietScreaming
It was all fun and games until #10
AbaddonWillows
This. Is. Gold.
NotOnTheRugMan
Thedailywumbo
I fucking love these
sheppo
can't believe trump isn't bragging about his public approval ratings, considering he was great and tv and he won the popular vote. o wait...
DungeonMaster69
The wall is not to keep them out. It is to keep YOU in!
Ialwayswantedtobeawitch
These are horrifically delightful
kylethehuman
I vote for this as an early contender for meme of the month. +1
middleagedman
I second this.
middleagedman
I second this.
nahoval
MoyerTheDestroyer47
I think that may be one of the few people who do, Obama.
CardinalTheBirb
Boy lib central around here. Can't call a former first lady a man in a dress or nothin'
Spazzofspeed
Obama is pretty damn adorable.
helpidontknowmyname
Please come back, Mr. Obama.
alvasalrey
He's the only one that really obamacared
murphyslawinpractice
What's this from?
CardinalTheBirb
And he always will
SalmonSushee
I don't get the downvotes, can't he think Obama is cute?
tomyironmane
They're threatened by his ability to admit that Michelle is more manly than he'll ever be. Don't worry about it.
Nietsallinav
He's being a cunt. "And HE always will", watch the GIF again and reread his comment.
UnexpCreator
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ColeGaming
why tf are you gettin down voted lmao braindead community
Sntyclwss
Just used one of these on a crush, got her number #LoveMeSomeTrump
TKFN4212817
Excellent. Glad I can play cupid for you. Now the question is which one did you send? :)
Sntyclwss
I want you on my side of the wall
LordMotherfuker
Looks like my family has Valentine cards to bring to school now
mossysabertoothtiger
Hey Imgur!
digitalseraphim
Outrageous!!!! I'm a hyper-intelligent shade of blue!!!
popapea
MemeStealingSkeleton
Think again fucko
MrSmilingDeath
Did you just assume my privilege?
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Bruh im a coconut ass motherfucker. (Born and raised in Sweden, Iranian family)
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ClydeTheBelovedBandit
12yearoldkiddoing12yearoldstuff
Well imgur is actually mostly grey if you look at the colour scheme
electrifyingseer
how dare you im ultra violet
RealFuckinNito
Well SOME of us here are lords of death but whatever... There's also an octopus btw. And cera, of course. He's a martian.
anewshineything
I laughed too hard at this
MadScientist356
Das racissss
amoir9365
All kippers are racist
CaptainKCCO42
SuburbanMeerkat
Ay carajo, you beat me to it +1
middleagedman
I'm totally printing these out. On really nice paper. The best paper. From the best printer. I know a guy, he's the best he's Fantastic
matchugegs
Wrong.
middleagedman
MostLikelyPooping
*waves tiny hand for added emphasis*
bringusashrubbery
*giggling intensifies*
thatimgurfella
It's gonna be yuuge.
CardinalTheBirb
Everybody talks about how good his printing is
Trollibear01
It truly is great.
ReverseTransmission
It's a tremendous printer. Really, it is the best printer. Hillary, and her email servers, she prints emails. She's crooked and a liar.
gypsymatt91
You know it, I know it, everybody knows it!
BellatrixSnape
Yuuuge savings!
AngryRamenMan
Sean hannity
Magicanz
No Fantastic, no power!
outlawsoul
it'll be tremendous. believe me.
TeenageMutantWarhead
I really do love this comments. Yes, I do. You wouldn't believe how much I love them. Because I really think they are the best. They're yuge
pres2pond
But is he ... Bombastic?
arretey
Everyone knows that
RandAIFlagg
Tremendous!
mentalcaries
SuharuStormrage
How about "You're like a daughter to me." instead of the Ivanka thing.
middleagedman
That's subtle. I like it. @op
twentyteu
All I've been wanting is a whole post of these trump-style texts.
peaceloveandgraffiti
Wrong. Wrong. Wronggggg.
middleagedman
samsonight
Your Valentine's cards are going to have the best words
RedLemonSlice
Tremendous! it will be yuuuuge!
IneversaidIworkedhere
You should. Everyone says so.
youbee
Is that guy you know mexican
AManNeedsANewUsername
It's not true unless everyone's saying.
8bitjohnny
Yuge!!
milesfromaustin
It's going to be magnificent
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
I when I could favorite this comment
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
Wish***
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
http://imgur.com/mpEMdJ0
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Low energy.
pres2pond
But is he ... Bombastic?
SiscoVonSiegfried
That's the best comment
drinkicedtea
terrific
UkHugo
Sad.
TinHornGeKo
CarolinHR
Believe me
KaneVel
You know who does cheap prints? China. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. Sad.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
http://imgur.com/2XQjjBA
vitaminRmademefat
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Oops, I thought you were replying to another comment of mine: http://imgur.com/mpEMdJ0 (I stole both from Fb)
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Hahaha, do it! I stole it off of my fb newsfeed and cropped the top picture because it was visually unnerving to me
thedarksideoftheforce
It'll be huge. Trust me.
middleagedman
*yuge
DimmadamnDougDimmadome
And everyone's going to love them
Talosdoingcalc
EVERYONE!
Galaxytime
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it