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Feb 2, 2023 2:58 AM
DCA4242
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Edit: *an dammit
Shaows
That's not how you remove blood clots from the lungs
OGshogun
Erulogos
BeardedWonder82
gearsfan1549
Rodltwo
Mxlespxles
VTjeffapotamus
BIKES!!
icurays1
whitey211
Well, this looks like front page material!
CorneliusTunt
aSpectacularAndTrulyWittyUsername
Said the snek
DadOnTheInternet
DarkParn
Funny I thought this was about the snake going down that woman's throat while she slept.
chefsoda
Oh yeah, that's nightmare fuel
sherlockhooves
I'm curious how such s huge leach got in there to begin with
Taliska
first question that popped into my head... how?
JamieSommersWonderWoman
My question as well.
hiromagic
lurker2013
Spice must flow!!
Reemerarius
Fucking hell, I forgot I was in usersub.
TheSilverSeraph
Don't worry. It will be on FP soon enough
ijustwantedtocommentonsomething
It's here...
StabbyMcMurder
Oh gosh
JPRiddles
"Watch your profanity"
Keyloq
ohsoserial
isetprettygirlsonfire
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
jebstat59365
LordNoKids
Millions of leeches, leeches for me
imgjim
Millions of leeches, leeches for free
Carbonmonoxide
Movin' to the country gonna inhale a lot of leeches
varyael
Leeching the sinuses is a medical procedure, i think they might still use cocaine to numb it all up too
laskoCandyHero
This sent me down a pretty weird and interesting rabbit hole
varyael
I dont mean that one, that's a goddamn nightmare
KillTimeAndLife
HermioneDanger00
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
To the front page
whyisallthecheesegone
Congratulations and fuck you in particular.
Johnsky
Those bastards deserve it...
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
Hey, I was just innocently scrolling here? What did I do to you?
gifworthy
If ever there was a job for usersub this is it
Dunothar
Aksuuuh
And here I was taking time off from usersub on the front page. Dammit.
SpoofStain
Been in the depths of user sub for a week, this is end first thing I see when I decided to check back in on FP, GG
TheElusiveEnchilada
Yes, but also
OneTheory
Take that, front page!
LowSpeedHighDrag
Well, I saw it on the front page...
HeadedForEternity
BukkakeRider3000
This was the first thing I saw this morning. Thanks guys.
indified
this is the perfect example of why you should not, under no situation, snort cocaine off of an octopus
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hogeyegrex
You probably shouldn’t snort cocaine off of your gut, either. Or at least do a lot of stretching first.
DCA4242
JustBeCoolBruh
@TinyOctopus what say the grand octopus?!
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus thinks that because cocaine is water soluble, and an octopus' skin is moist and porous, that coke-topus isn't the best choice.
TinyOctopus
But heck, the octopus is gonna have a good time, so you know. You do you. Tiny octopus will stick with the caffeine and metformin.
Woahouch110
Wtf am I gonna do on Tuesdays now then smart guy?
Oultnil
Well, there go my weekend plans.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Huh, I was wondering how it got there.
Thegreenestthumb9
Would that get the octopus high too
Hoop66
But what if...no, you're right.
Excultist
So a snake is fine gotcha
d3jake
What if they used dial and dawn soap to clean off first?
smax410
hitdog42
"Will they be able to get it out?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
Zoroasterisk
Nightmare fuel is TIGHT
smax410
“But how did they get a giant leech out of the bronchi?” “Super easy! berry an inconvenience!” 1/2
smax410
“That looks like an inconvenience! It looks like something an audience wouldn’t believe would happen. So what is this” 2/3
smax410
“Well this is how the movie happens! And how else would we make FP uncomfortable?!”
FenyxKnight
"fair enough!"
Anitahardick
A- I hate spit. B- I'm terrified of leeches. C- I've never had such a visceral reaction to anything in my time in usersub. +1.
kadaeux
Are you ok? You seem to be having difficulty breathing?
justadudewholovescats
“Let me do it for you”
JPRiddles
We're way beyond spit, my brother in christ
Anitahardick
Oh I know. I actively gagged while watching this, but did it all the way through. Still only looking at comments now
UndeadGopher
What does this do for you?
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Aldante92
I have never been so terrified of a human being before
Anitahardick
Not grossed out, but not aroused either. Typical Thursday afternoon, then.