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Artist's Tinyview: https://tinyview.com/the-other-end
KaptenN
The horse is going to eat that baby.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
That's my favorite one.
VictusVonGuyver
I'm imagining Seth McFarland's Santa saying all this from Robot Chicken.
Sirquietasfuck
I read Santa's lines with Rick Sanchez's voice. It checks out.
LariCheltsy
Saved for relatability
Theniyaal
CyberHexx
Kringle from the Dresden Files.
cyberimg
Strange. In my experience, Santa has no qualms giving poor people kids no or lesser toys.
DutchBoeremeisie
Imgur won't let me attach the screenshot from Cunk on Christmas. I've tried almost 10 times.
pilomotor
cyberimg
That his first wife?
dfhowes
Blacktusk
kheltan
ok, i just feel dumb here. Did Santa just rip off the tablet, and the kid is another distraction gift? or was santa distracting the parents while his elf was supposed to rip off the tablet and the elf took the kid instead?
TI99Kitty
The baby was a gift for the next kid. The set-up was Santa saying he realized a living creature was not a suitable gift for a child. Hence his reaction when he realized he'd been about to make the same kind of mistake with another child.
WalkingNature
As he said, Santa realized that giving a live animal as a gift is more burden than gift and therefore not a good gift. Then, the next house's gift is a child and you assume that the kid there asked for a sibling (and thus an even greater burden than an animal).
kheltan
oh! ok... thanks. it's a good thing i don't presume there are suspicious layers of hidden context to up-front situations in real life because that could get complicated.
darthstormer
Still waiting to see what "Christmas Magic: the sex position" entails......
onecowboytoo
It definitely has a yule log.
ReleaseTheBeeees
Come over, I'll show you
wazztastic
It’s an “around the world”
Yamusa
Your wish accepted. Prepare your chimney, boi.
Munchman347
You only get to cum once a year...
HuxleyWasAHorse
pilomotor
I assume it involves sitting on Santa's lap.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
and a red nose and a sled, also a big sack
InDogsWeThrust
It’s my duck in a box
InDogsWeThrust
Of duck you, autocorrect
randomwalrus
Egg nog, lots and lots of egg nog. Funnel is optional.
pilomotor
Roog bog: /gallery/root-beer-egg-nog-oSTYWrh
PacMan4Life
I'm theorizing it relates to the words "jingle balls" somehow
Bubbells
That is a different item, urban dictionary has that listed
JapaneseGeneticists
I'm not sure on the exact details, but I do know that red and green ribbons play a part.
Case71
one in the turkey two in the chimney
pilomotor
Depends on whether you've been naughty or nice.
darthstormer
It's a paradox, gotta be nice to get it, but it puts you squarely on the naughty list when you do.
caerulakid
Probably gotta get on the artist’s Patreon for those deets.
fractalsphere
Oh I assumed it was a 3-way with Santa in the middle?
gamblingpoet
It involves a fog machine, a red clown nose, and a harness
kadaeux
That's the dirty rudolph, and you forgot the LED blinker to install in the nose.
skwint
Ask the angel on top of the tree
cuddleskunk
My suggestion? Tying someone up with braided tinsel, then covering their junk in snow until it starts to go numb...then you warm them up with your tongue...so they get that pins-and-needles feeling at the same time as the relief of the cold going away...which *magically* makes them cum way harder than usual.
malachilenomade
cuddleskunk
Oh...and the safe word is "Santa, baby"
MrKNRJ
I'm guessing it has something to do with 'down the chimney'
NM156
And Eggnog!
pilomotor
Roog bog: /gallery/root-beer-egg-nog-oSTYWrh
pilomotor
Or shibari with a string of Christmas lights.
TheMightyMollusk
Considering those things can get pretty hot, I sure hope not.
Astramancer
But you just said it was totally hot!
SilverFoxChaser
Or a 'lump of coal'
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Oh god, maybe putting a "Lump of coal" in a stocking and then "Dropping it down the chimney." I shouldn't think about this.
SilverFoxChaser
Anything smaller than a racoon...
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Chimneys aren't at the bottom, they're at the top...