danwickes
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#funny #comedy #twitter #lockdown #covidmemes
Nov 15, 2020 5:55 PM
danwickes
74545
1975
42
#funny #comedy #twitter #lockdown #covidmemes
iamthisguy247
Yeah, and...wait all the porn? Like ALL the porn? You sick son of a bitch!
DamagedDingo
Now watch them in reverse
technofiend
Me too, if by "watched all the porn" you mean "ate everything in the kitchen" in which case yes I did. Multiple times.
r0twhylr
There is more porn in existence today than can be viewed in one human lifetime. If this were true, he would have worn his skin off by now.
MoschopsUK
He didn't think ahead. First lockdown; record self watching all the porn. Each subsequent lockdown; record self watching previous recording.
kamosey
When is YouPorn season 2 coming out?
Bootysnax
There's always more porn
DougDeNasty
Hell, adding 'not' to your search will give you enough for the next two pandemics.
graehall
"Death or inconvenience?" "Nuh uh, neither! I'm just going to pretend it doesn't ex" "You chose death"
The701
graehall
korndogg83
I don’t like current porn. Two ebony girls do a white guy. Now due to covid restrictions, I’m forced to believe they’re his step-daughters.
GreatDaneGirl
Know a guy who in 2009 had a terabyte of porn, by now it might be 3 terabytes. So I don't believe you watched it all.
LurkingAtTheOffice
Trust me if you haven't clawed out your eyes there is still porn you've yet to see. There is some fucked up shit out there.
commentsivehadafew
This time you can go back and read the novels they were adapted from
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Berenstein Bears
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
First Blood
BaklavaMatatas
Well I for one am ready to watch Tiger King all over again for Lockdown 2.0
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Do you think if we watch tiger king again, things will reset? Like, we all watched it the first time and things got fucked.
BaklavaMatatas
Idk, we were already in the middle of a countrywide lockdown and mayhem when it aired on Netflix
ImplodingPumpkin
Written smut is better than video smut. Fight me.
PlaidBastard
What are you going to do when you find someone who prefers fights about smut medium over all other kinds of erotica?
sicsided
And they did fight. Fight with throbbing wangs. Sweating, glistening. Wangingly.
firefighter26
As someone who went through puberty before the internet was a thing, written smut can certainly get the job done.
JenniferLawrenceFishburne
Time to watch Lost again, again.
hrcmstrbl22
This one got me! Lmao
OneNameHere
I have completed PornHub.
stink3rbelle
Man, fuck ALL y'all who stopped locking down. This is on you.
DaveyLD
Been through Porn Hub....all of it....twice....twice....I think my desk is pregnant.
hangalefthalfpastnowhere
Even the German stuff?
Manbehindthemadness
Feels
theamazingmrbiggs
You know there's other categories, right?
UncleRat
I find a lot more character and plot development in the porn of the '70s and '80s. But the dependence on the bassline in the music sucks.
yoyo42
Watch them each from 5 minutes in this time, you haven't seen that bit yet.
Cargobiker530
Skipping to the parts you get off to doesn't count people. You have to watch from the horribly stilted intro lines to the mouthwash scene.
Counterfit
I actually have watched far less porn this year than last can't really think of why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DeadManRay
That'll go right next to my Mohammed Cartoon drawing!
Alfadorfox
More porn's being made every day. Find new stuff.
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
*make* new stuff..
Alfadorfox
This. Don't consider yourself attractive enough to do stuff on camera, or don't want your identity known? Try drawing erotic art. Not a good
Alfadorfox
enough artist? Try erotic literature. If you're capable of writing complete sentences in an Imgur comment, that puts you ahead of quite a bi
Alfadorfox
t of the published "romance novel" industry! :D
Godawful8888
I think even the porn industry has been affected by covid
FuzzyBear
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/honey-gold-only-fans-coronavirus-porn-industry_uk_5f0315c1c5b6ca97092152a7
Alfadorfox
Affected, yes. Stopped, no. Can't find videos of people having sex on a set? Try erotic art and literature. Expand your horizons, and in so
Alfadorfox
doing, expand erectile tissue.
Artoris
Note to self, by stock in hand lotion.
RoovyRoo
Oh he didn't masturabte. He simply watched in a dark room with a glass of wine.
Animorphs
Do people really need it to masturbate?
explainer
Those that are circumcised do
Zreen
.... I do?
Animorphs
I’m circumcised and news to me.
Shpielers
... Do you not? Serious question. Maybe you're asexual?
Animorphs
Far from it.
comacomacomacomachameleon
my penis provides its own lubrication, so no. If you are circumcised i guess i can see why'd need it
skrimg59
buy* :)
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
krysty23
Any Joe Pesci movie
Smayds
There Will Be Blood.
Gallia
Inside Man
GborCseh
Gaaaayyyy
Bubbells
Off by a few years, but "40 year old virgin"
DoctorDelta
A Quiet Place
HardcodedNumber
Gone in 60 seconds
ImplodingPumpkin
There will be blood.
railski
The Big Lebowski
TrazynTheArchaeovist
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
hellsgunslinger
Home Alone
ohbotherwhatdoiput
The Forty Year Old Virgin
helloit
Holes
L3M0NSHARK
Home Alone
jamslive2
My wife...Waterworld
nimroPandaTerror
I'm not there
ActionJohnnie
Leave it to Beaver
funkAsDruck
Toy story.
JamesGodden
Lord of the rings
kaoticgirl
Is there a movie called 'long term relationship but I'm still all alone'? If not I guess I'm using a documentary
Radtastical
101 Dalmatians
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Enter the Void
Iseeyourpointandraiseyou
Nonexistent (2010)
mdzmdz
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The3DPrintingPolak
Tomb raider
dumb2die
Fast & Furious
ForeverMunching
Schitt's Creek
filthysouls
It Might Get Loud
stinkbeaner
It might be TV but I really like "2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place"
MacAwesome
That is indeed tv with ryan reynolds and nathan filion
stinkbeaner
Oh shit. Might need to be 2 guys another guys and a pizza place then.
ForeverMunching
Fantastic 4
TheS4ndm4n
Gone girl
ForeverMunching
Charlotte's Web
Manbehindthemadness
Alien
palmo
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
supervillainsevilmoustache
Red Heat
NordicusMaximus
Shaft
DIINKELBERG
This one is great
PooPculture
The Disaster Artist
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
The Hobbit
assmaster4000
Single man
Baroonz
Paul blart: mall cop 2
FabulousEyebrows
Misery
ahbrannon1
Home Alone!
Jagshusband
Night of the living dead
thefucksnotgiven
Street Fighter : The Legend of Chun Li
Blutsaugher
Despicable me
MoreButterForMyHam
Safety Not Guaranteed
nesticRAW
Wanker.
NateintheNorth
28 Days Later (than the last time)
ThereIsAJifForThat
Tremors:Shrieker Island
zerozolo
Into the spider verse.
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Non existent
nanamonster
Jurassic Park: lost world
ForeverMunching
Extremely Dark and Incredibly Close
ForeverMunching
No country for old men
Tyanet
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
AntRam95
Alone
RichardCypherRahl
Zach and Miri make a porno
bschm003
Ready Player One
MarkSengenberger
What Dreams May Come
rickrolledisnotdead
Fast and furious
TheLeanWolf
Something Wicked This Way Comes
28dayslaterwasawarning
Three men and a little lady
BigGuns911
Epstein os that you?
28dayslaterwasawarning
Maybe I'm the little lady
Ienjoylurkinganddownvotingselfies
LesMiserables
ForeverMunching
Enter the void
Cglikespie
It follows
bundleofwoodensticks
Big Trouble in Little China
TheSi1entSloth
The Hunt For The Red October...
floxsyu
Sausage Party
PoliticalWanderer
Much Ado about Nothing
Emulen
Lord of the rings
Bliepbloop
Mission imposible
blumpk1npie
There will be blood
justarocknroller
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
ComputerWithFeelings
+1
TitillatingPterodactyl
A History of Violence.
BrokenWhiskeyGlass
The Dead Zone
ForeverMunching
Trailer park boys
noticemenow1101
A series of unfortunate events
fairlytwisted
From dusk till dawn
Renzworth
Expendables
GiantSquanchy
Mission Impossible
eatyoualive
For a fistful of dollars.
shoutoutsworldwide
Against all odds
remnant24
The Lost World
Phreddlicious
Paradise Lost
HungryAmericanFatass
XXX
MacallanNeat
40 year old virgin
Chimponzoo
The Matrix
blackmane171360
Home Alone
HipsterFett
Cinderella man.
JCrashB
The Black Hole
ForeverMunching
Hot Fuzz
LangdonAlger
Cool Hand Luke