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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/military-expert-confirms-first-us-citizens-who-will-be-drafted-if-world-war-3-breaks-out/ar-AA1UEVdS?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=69712975191a425abc373634caa02f55&ei=79
Gimpster!
DrSchlepenstein
He needs to die already.
rbudrick
Quick, somone give that carpet a big tug.
rattytom
Next medical incident/emergency…they’ll be sneaking him around inside a box marked ‘equipment’ to and from the stage past onlookers like Adele. Oh crap…did I just give them an idea?
Iblamemyparentstoo
TheSpectralPenguin
I hope he fucking drops dead of a brain bleed
theyallwenttoMexico
👍😊
daianaaaa
Come on man can you just die. He should’ve died during Covid
Mreman71
https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-limping-donald-trump-struggles-1631743 Not much of a limp.
Telemapus
He's clearly heavily favouring his left side at the beginning of the clip, and he manages to smooth it out a bit as he comes toward the camera. There are other clips from the side where he looks much worse. This isn't us criticising your granddad, this is POTUS.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
Preferably a dirt nap.
windsmokefograinunite
Acceptable ⭐️
kisampa
Has anyone considered another explanation for the crazy could be drug use?
GreenMnM
His dementia ridden orange fuckstain of a child predator needs to fucking die
RaMaLove
FRONTO-TEMPORAL DEMENTIA looks like this
vintagebroad
DamnedIfYouDo
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the job is taking a toll on him and I couldn't be more excited about it.
thechelonianshelmet
He probably hurt himself looking for the bunker.
Awmph
https://www.thedailybeast.com/sleepy-president-donald-trump-79-struggles-on-airplane-stairs-arriving-at-davos/
Iftheyredeadtheyrejusthookers
here i was hoping to make a gif of him stumbling or something. He literally just looks like an old person walking down stairs.
Awmph
this one upthread more accurately depicts what is described in the headline
there are other incidents of Trump being unable to walk a straight line out there
Awmph
https://twitter.com/i/status/2013962623658713373
EricPisch
Diapers full
windsmokefograinunite
Gimps gotta gimp. Living the gimp short-life
redsmerf
...wrong link?
CallMeCourierSix
YEEEUP! @OP posted a completely different link. Almost as @OP is a bot...
kittilypuff
https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/breaking-limping-donald-trump-struggles-1631743 -- actual link, shitty source.
vizeroy42
video link of him walking... or trying to:
https://twitter.com/i/status/2013962623658713373
seenunseen
Maybe, or possibly intentional for laughs
inthepines
Stop serpentining!
frischcode
We're not with him! -- Zev and The Gimp
elvisdumbledore
Fine, upstanding citizens by comparison.
FortifiedWhine
*Zed
windsmokefograinunite
Get this falling apart ancient dog a scooter… let’s see if he can even scoot straight, doubtful
Antrobus55
I know I'm gonna get some heat for this, but if Trump does the honorable thing, that gives J D Vance (if indeed that is his real name) the time and opportunity to become attractive simply by virtue of not being Trump.
windsmokefograinunite
James Donald Bowman Birth name, given by his biological father, Donald Bowman. Bowman must realize son is garbage
James David Hamel Name after being adopted by his stepfather, Robert Hamel, forget anything Bowman
J.D. Hamel A name he used during his early adulthood, rejects father, hides relationship. Hamel not impressed with loser jd
J.D. Vance Name adopted identity crisis continues
JD Vance Sold out, fell in love with Donald
Marsupialmessiah
Oh! So it wasnt an "electrical malfunction"? If AF1 has an electrical malfunction thats does validate my lack of confidence in THE REST OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE , make america great again, our president rides an american airliner!
Spiritdove
link has nothin to do with the photo
battery1979
He hasn't been able to walk in a straight line for a while. Part of why people keep saying he has dementia, because it's a sign of dementia.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
sadurdaynight
*yackety sax intensifies*
smegheadenergy
WTF? I thought this was a benny hill gif? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMG5teG50eWYwcnptOTU0MTNkNnR6amp0Mm91N3FnbDBnYTk4ZjVkOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tpspSp3WMlI40/giphy.mp4
Catsbycat
Benny Hill was such a good comedy that would never fly in today's times.
rattytom
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
thedarkcanuck
I'd feel sorry for him if he weren't such a dangerous cunt
CirB
Nah... not even then.
DVSBSTrD
Average driver in Massachusetts.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWtqYWIzNmYzMzFvcmZuZXgydHZzdWI2YnEzcnAzd2dldHh5eXhwZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aD2v3Q0tgTE9xja/200w.webp
MarisFreeborn
This needs to be set to Yakety Sax
NepLeet
And this is a video from last year, I believe. So its only gotten *much* worse.
RevengeIsIceCream
I had a look at the video, doesn't look all that much worse tbh
Eucrow
He's gotta take up the whole red carpet, lest someone else step on it and force him the share.
azimir
Every time he looks a direction, he goes that way. He's having trouble maintaining his walking direction without aid of his vision.
swofromtherock
Yes, this is an important detail...what does it mean?
CrazyFrogs
He's a RoboCop!
MostAwesomeDan
It means he's had at least one stroke (I know I watched him have one on camera, wouldn't surprise me to know he's had more) as losing your ability to walk in a straight line is a well studied side effect of having a stroke.
Here is an example article discussing the link:
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3196659/
lovingspace
"I watched him have one on camera" link?
MostAwesomeDan
It was at the 9/11 memorial remembrance. The internet blew up about it for weeks. Don't worry, I come with receipts. lmk if you want one of articles from a doctor saying the same.
Skip to the 30 min mark. Face has been drooped for >60s. He then looks at his left hand, moves it. Then looks at his right hand. Doesn't move. Looks back to the left, then back to the right. He gets a quizzical look on his face. After this he was walking slantways.
https://youtu.be/USGxGARJ7FI?si=fOPmYS_Kk1D6n6QY
TexMexHex
Do you know what sucks? Many folks from uneducated countries think he is awesome. I have a Nigerian and Pakistani worker(s) who think he is a God send. The commin denominator is stupid ; the thing loud piece of shit is smart/good. Humans need to become extinct.
somebackup
Grifters love grifters. That's crazy
forelle
Ask them why. When they answer ask why the answer is a good thing. This is usually enough
Iftheyredeadtheyrejusthookers
"uneducated countries" wow. which countries are educated then?
TexMexHex
As an American, any with free healthcare and free higher education for all genders.
lightfoot2
so another stroke?
RaMaLove
FRONTO-TEMPORAL DEMENTIA
taez555
Three more on his punchcard and he gets a free 6" sub.
NoRose
He's a 6' sub with a 6cm dick.
WhatisBug
I remeber when you got a footlong meal deal for five strokes ot TIAs, even seizures counted! Stupid inflation
windsmokefograinunite
No, 6 foot pine box 📦
taez555
You might not need a box that big for what they find after the explosions.
Johnsky
A shoe box then
windsmokefograinunite
Acceptable
windsmokefograinunite
Room for some cronies and sycophants!
CallMeMcGyver
He's probably dying... I hope he's dying... can he die soon?... please die.
Eschscholtzia
And then it'd be jd vance and the shit show continues.. fuck this timeline
BarryTheCyborg
Even a year ago wouldn't have been soon enough. He should've been hanged after the insurrection.
bloxxing
no, sooner than that!
wolfbro86
Seen a number of doctors giving 2-4 months. He's been showing clear signs of FTD for a while: watch when he gives a speech or is talking to people in the Oval Office. He can't turn his head laterally independent of his body, and every time his shoulders move his head turns with them. He looks like Michael Keaton in the Batman suit.
TheUnspeakableh
The guy that would replace him has called for an immediate replacement of the government by an Evangelical theocracy. It will not get better.
Zephyr86
He's dying and too narcissistic to get himself hospitalized......hopefully
Eddyrock
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windsmokefograinunite
I want to speak to your supervisor, that is absurd… do you expect us all to wait around that long ….
Eddyrock
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Gestalt7
The best predictor of mortality is genetics. His father died at 93 with Alzheimer's. Unfortunately, the world knows that his brain is already cooked. Top that off with the fact that he has access to the best healthcare on the planet. We're stuck with him for a long time yet, unfortunately.
billstranger
Best healthcare, but worst diet (and zero exercise). They cancel out and he's straight up the middle.
Gestalt7
Hardly. His father was no picture of health either (alcoholic smoker) and I think you're seriously underestimating how much Cadillac health care can address.
MadamPuddifoot
He literally cannot die soon enough.
windsmokefograinunite
Keep praying, it can only help
firlefranz
windsmokefograinunite
Your request is accepted ……… P R O C E S S I N G…..
Quebeker
Process faster. plz…
windsmokefograinunite
Toxic substances with mind numbing dementia require additional handling, please stand by
Kassing
How much to expedite shipping?
windsmokefograinunite
Depends on calibre utilized… processing
dudeinjapan
。。。。damned lag 。。。。
imgurianitarian
3andAHalfLivesAgo
*dialup noises intensify*
CausticCake
he's probably not that far from a stroke, but he's led a hate-filled life; got to really rile him up to induce something. Surprised he didn't stroke at the Ford plant with the UAW worker.
HouseOfEvil
If I upvote this comment, am I put on a list?
windsmokefograinunite
The Clever list. You are approved for elite membership
Oban
Evil never dies. Dictators always seem to live for way longer than they should.
fillerbunny9
We are already past that point, as far as I’m concerned. It’s overdue.
TyrannusEquus
If there are gods, they favor the fool and the criminal. Everyone else is on their own.
wadatahmydamie
Salazar was removed from power, but they didn’t tell him. They just confined him to his home and told him his decrees were going great
Oban
That 100% would work on Trump. Just use his Truth platform to update him
unsneakyLurker
It's the 24/7 access to a medical team. Mostly.
BarryTheCyborg
I'd argue those doctors are violating the Hippocratic oath by keeping him alive.
Lampmonster
I don't want him to just die. I want him incapacitated. I want him to see his little cabal crumble, and I want him to see all those who kiss his ass abandon and turn on him while he drools down his chin and shits in his diaper.
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Well...is he not already doing all of that? They'll continue kissing his shit loaded diapered butt until he dies
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
They were literally wearing diapers in solidarity with him for a while.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I asked a fortune teller, they said he'll die on an international holiday.
huffnpuff72
Australia day is pretty soon.
Olarn
It will BECOME an international holiday.l
ILikeFood2000
April 1
billstranger
"Die, you fools!" - Gandalf or something.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Because it will become one.
SerialChickenLover
Please be this year, and what does that mean? St. Patrick’s Day? Easter? Am I really going to have to wait until Christmas?
firlefranz
How about June 14? That way we could celebrate his birthday and the anniversary of his death together… /s
unsneakyLurker
The punchline is that everyone will celebrate on the day he dies, to the point of it becoming an international holiday.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
It's a variation of an old joke. In it, Hitler goes to a fortune teller, and asks when he's going to die. The fortune teller answers "On a jewish holiday." Hitler asks "Which one?" "Doesn't matter. Whatever day you die on will become a jewish holiday."
firlefranz