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Fun stuff.
isetprettygirlsonfire
#10 What a tarheelie
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
spittleteets
#28 So hot
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Like house fire hot!
SJBSavageInk
#16 bro...I have no idea of this is a joke
ShinyRoomba
#4 again
mward1984
#18 ...yeah, s'bout right.
daguq
Explain, please.
HamAdvocate
*gestures broadly at everything*
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
#35
v
Dannyalcatraz
#9 the ol’ “hunt & peck” method.
hendawg2020
#12
titoitoi
https://imgur.com/UBCEtO9 found it
titoitoi
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/travel-stories/hikers-stumble-across-a-bizarre-piece-of-driftwood-shaped-like-a-naked-woman/news-story/3ca65e760f856cf4158ffc3ccfcd4938
Momzy120178
#15 🏆Best meme of the day! Thank you for the well needed laugh.
johnxbear
#7 man I work at pizza hut and when I'm working the counter the computer does that and I hate it. I don't need a damn tip for taking an order.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Just curious, do you personally get to keep the tip, or does pizza hut keep it?
johnxbear
It goes to whoever is signed into the register when cashing the order out. At least at our store. And they get all of it.
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johnxbear
Tipping isn't an obligation. If you don't think the service is worth it then you don't do it.
vagrantvigilantepunk
#23 I would like to know more
mratio
V
gonzar09
#18 Although I don't speak like I was born in the 60s, I have to admit I do have some thoughts... probably more than be adequately summed up in a 500-character limit.
LostChats
#4 not POV
thebonesofmyancestors
Right, all they had to do was change it to POV: You're a cop approaching a vehicle about to arrest someone for a DUI.
alyssaaac
#30
v
LicensedAdHominem
#14 Insane. Someone should do it again.
redpilljunkie
I love how they refer to the price of the artwork as if it got damaged. Idiots are always like this. Those googly eyes absolutely did not damage your precious artwork, calm tf down.
Efreeti
why would a statue of Max Rebo not have eyes
picselator
I am an artist and I understand how it feels when your public work is being subject to random interventions, but I would also say the person getting fined is also an artist and I would fund their gofundme if they want to do it again.
goaldigga
I like you.
profiledit
#15 & #27
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2h4am9yMmk2Z2p5ZjVmZ28xaW1yczRoeHdyeTRqbXE1Y2F3aWZ3diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wgoZpooFm1i2FfYPyY/200w.webp
DarthInsomnias
Thanks DK!
cantreach
#30 If I don't get to watch it slide in, I might just die
deaththeunholy
When you’re in Japan for the week and the DK dump is your bedtime story it’s a great feeling!
tp0d
goto a wendys and get the bacon spaghetti! is good
deaththeunholy
Oh that sounds interesting, I’ll give it a try
dalaiyoda
🎵When you're in Japan for a week, and DK makes you sleep, that's amore!
YouAreTheInsultMaster
No way. Dk is part of my coffee routine. @op you start my day bro!
deaththeunholy
Yeah in mountain time it’s always a morning routine and here it closes the day
CyberHexx
I work night shift anyway, so I'm on Japan time...
MadamPuddifoot
Brag about it, jeez! Lol
DrKonrad
That's ridiculous, there should be no punishment for something so small and so objectively funny
HypoMix
Not the full story, she stuck it on with epoxy I think which damaged the finish and has to be resurfaced. She basically had to pay for repairs.
Endocrom
And how shit is the finish that it can't take a little glue. They gonna fine the clouds when it rains?
Delathi
Has there ever been a greater skill gap than between Tiger’s ability to drive a golf ball and his ability to drive a car?
mooserunningwater
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2U2dXJrNjFxaWhxNHZvNngxaGJyc3hoODZ4dWRyMXhydDl0OG9waSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/200w.webp
EatPieLander
#37
trigonman3
5 quarts
johnxbear
#11 I could probably get that far in two hours if my dog didn't need to stop every 5 feet to sniff something then try and pee on it but fail because he emptied his bladder on the first block.
HillOfBeans
Bring the rotisserie chicken; that will keep the dog right up with you.
johnxbear
Lol and every other dog too
randomwalrus
So pee on it for him. Geez, this is a team effort champ. We're all in this together. When one of us is out, somebody's gotta step up.
HamAdvocate
If I didn't practically drag my girl home, she would sniff things until I died of old age, then sniff me.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
My derpy dog does this, too. I call it air peeing.
EatPieLander
#11 aah-HA! So *you're* the one:
TheSpindrifter
IN THIS ECONOMY?!? WHOA THERE, Rockefeller, you're making the rest of us starving slobs look bad!
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
#12
middlenameconfusion
Babe, that's a collectable action figure and one day it's going to pay for our retirement.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
This seems like a meme @CodyBurkett would like lol
GreasyFingersSmearingShabbyClothes
That's definitely who I stole it from! 😃 @CodyBurkett
CodyBurkett
I do like it! Love me Neolithic memes.
LewdLuteGoblin
DangerBaer
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGVscDZwbXN3NWR3aWNzcGFlaG1pcGFxNWgyd2lyYTdoYThqMm82aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jir4LEGA68A9y/200w.webp
StormCrowMith
Efreeti
Noahbalboa82
Crazy how money doesn't give you brains. If I had Tiger money, I'd hire a driver to take me everywhere. And he would also know karate. And know about science shit so we could have good conversations.
TooSoonOldTooLateSmart
Bruce Lee is not available.
Noahbalboa82
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWtsb2p6ZDkyOWJmNjJrODY2a2NxMTM2a2RrbGU5Mnd1NHJlOHYzdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9LH6idaZywV0ZFSsCk/200w.webp
Toqom
Money corrupts, always
Noahbalboa82
Well, I'm sorry to say I agree. As much as I'd like to think I'm different, I'm not. If I had his money....I just might do something as stupid as he just did
marthafarquar
#8 Fuck them. I stopped buying Nestle products years ago, the only thing I miss is Smarties (basically the UK version of chocolate M&Ms)
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
Is this a crisps vs chips situation? At least those two share ingredients
daguq
I miss Kit-Kats.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Cadbury Breakaway has been my substitute for years.
randomwalrus
Smarties also exist in Canada. But, yeah... fuck Nestle.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Fuck Nestle specifically for not selling Smarties in the US, but also fuck Nestle for being Nestle.
Efreeti
Same, I miss Smarties and the occasional Lion bar but FUCK NESTLE
Oloco007
Give me a break
rbudrick
Yeah, but are they Nestle's Crunch or KitKats? Headline doesn't seem sure.
eronth
Hershey owns KitKat in the US. So if you're in the US, you can "safely" buy them.
marthafarquar
Fun Fact : That's why the Hershey company is almost impossible to sell, they got the rights from Rowntree in 1970 before it was taken over Nestlé. If Hershey is sold the rights revert back to Nestlé and Hershey will lose one of their top five brands.
Efreeti
thirdlittilbird
Aren't mnms peanut flavoured while smarties are more sugar based? Or am I misremembering?
MayMayz4DayzYo
There are Peanut M&Ms and Regular M&Ms (basically Smarties).
eronth
Oh that's fucking weird as hell. In the US, smarties are basically compact sugar. No chocolate.
SMB42
We call those rockets in Canada!
JonnyTightlips
Mmm...flavoured chock. Still love them at Halloween.
Mokisan
In the UK, American Smarties are called "Rockets," while M&Ms are called "Smarties." The UK version has better chocolate.
Mokisan
In the US, British Smarties are called M&Ms, while Rockets are called "Smarties" in the US. There are many varieties of M&Ms with nuts, etc.
JonnyTightlips
We have both regular M&Ms (chocolate covered in candy) and UK-style Smarties (also chocolate covered in candy) here in Canada....Smarties are far superior. No peanut version though and M&M peanuts are delish.
Mokisan
US "Chocolate" is typically made with a blend of fats (not just cocoa butter), and therefore cannot be exported as chocolate.
Mokisan
Also, the US washes their eggs before selling, so they have to be refrigerated and cannot be exported.