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finetoroastasimamarshmallow
He just cares too much for money but money can’t but him love. Everybody tells him so.
ChalkCoatedDonut
Musk hire people exclusively to pet him like a dog and tell him everything he did was good, he is in that level of pampering.
filton2018
Wait a minute! Stick a moustache on him and he'd be a ringer for Mike Lindell. Have they ever been seen together?
FiveShiftOne
A quick reminder that he came out suddenly as super transphobic right after Grimes left him for Chelsea Manning.
Copperbrat
I'd pay 8 bucks for that.
FaithAlone
Not enough nerf guns and Diet Coke cans.
Dolenmorgul
You can see his influence in Tesla tho whet with all the recalls, spontaneous combustions and self locking doors etc. That's the Musk touch
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
I just realized Elon is a “whale”.
bigdix69420
Piss
epicurusaquinas
Gamer Girl
itypewerdsonline
top shelf stuff
ShimmerinStrider
Waaaaaaiiiiiit. This is the cover where Tony realizes he's an alcoholic. LOL Nicely done
Strangedays2026
Never liked that one, but just because my experience though. Made it seem like an "oh shit" moment, just didn't work most I know say they1/2
Strangedays2026
Always knew just didn't care. Hell, I knew it would be a problem maybe a month after starting but things held for a couple years.2/2
HeraldOfTheBadger
When I was in my 20s I said I would probably have to quit by my 30s. When I started trying to quit at 29 I didn't expect it to take 7 years
Bovisstercus
Eh, I know I deluded myself for years.
joshybones
Where are they selling that gamer girl piss? You know, so I can avoid it.
PrincessPicklebricks
I wonder if this will get me banned on Twatter lmao
Zetor
Remember, comedy is now legal.
ZorkManZeroX
Only one way to find out!
RustyMcKraken
It's been 6 hours...you get banned yet?
ToasterDent
Elon banned them from everywhere, so they can't post.
MisterLemons
He wasted 44 million on a free website BECAUSE a real sack of shit got banned for spreading blatant lies that almost cost us our republic.
cornflakethief
Billion
makesense
That statement in the bottom left is something I sadly have to keep reminding people.
muggybonehead
Which woman did he buy a horse for?
crodrigues
https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-sexual-misconduct-claim-involved-horse-for-erotic-massage-2022-5
ArcanineIChooseYou
The flaming Tesla sign is majestic
macgerdo
I always wonder how his son X AE A-XII is handling.... his own name.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
He's going to be one of those kids who reinvent themselves when they go to college. In his case, I hope he does.
Taishosama
the gamergirl piss and the knocked over glass is a nice touch
craque
i like the Polaroid of him and maxine jizzlane
Kirj4v4
I liked "Lolita Express" and "Epstein flight logs" along with Ghislaine's picture
Terran81
I missed those details! Thanks for pointing out.
Taishosama
ditto
pareidoliaperson
I'm so fucking glad idk what the former means. Logged out of internet for som time.
Cutwail
Tesla logo on the laptoo on fire
Slayter
on on
Youhavinagiraffe
He could have just got some therapy for a few hundred $s a session
MektaSatakOz
Ah but you see, he obviously knows better than any doctor! And besides, getting therapy is a sign of weakness! /s
ToasterDent
Dude could have hired the best therapist in the world at $10,000/hour and not even noticed the cost. Tens of billions is a lot of money.
hiromagic
People over idolized him for years, and now his mask has slipped. The baby heartbeat story was fake, his education credential in question…
Thorketil
But he still has a lot of fanboys out there, for whatever reason.
secondtalon
So do David Duke and Adolf Hitler.
doobiedoobop
That article by an old Space X employee about how his ego had to be managed was pretty interesting.
machmach
Yverus
Lolita express on the laptop killed me
TigerThong
22 billion. other "investors took a big bite out of the cost"
wombatwobble
On on
PoliticalWanderer
Lots of fun little details on this one. The tabs open, the emerald apartheid bit in the upper left, the kid's name, etc.
rhymeswithmars
what's with him not having any teeth
MinimumContributor
IM with Grimes where she laughs at him
LSAH
The Tesla logo on fire.
ArgentXero
So that's why he hates the "left" so much. Because of how many times he's said it to himself in the mirror.
Deadpool854
SarcasticComment
proof billionaires lack taste. all that money and they drink Canadian, or even worse, 4 cans of caffeine free Diet Coke.
ShimmerinStrider
AW SHIT! There it is!
hergurh
deep callback. especially appropriate with all the fawning comparisons between Musk and Stark
metalrulercid
Shocking story at the time.
IWasACatAllAlong
That's definitely the Trump son that abuses drugs.
ToasterDent
Dang I gotta try me some of that Winston Supreme Canadian Whisky, it looks smooth!
whitebbwolf
40 CENTS for a Comic??? when was this?? the 60s ??
ToasterDent
Later - 60's Marvel comics were 12 cents. 40 cents is 1979 or 1980. https://www.comichron.com/vitalstatistics/mediancoverprices.html
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Inflation is out of control!
Potatokil1er
Yeah, they were 99 cents in the early 90s….
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
That is some serious 5 o'clock shadow going on.
takhat
In case it wasn't obvious, this is Tony during some of his worst alcoholism
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I'm aware.
ClutteredDesk
You think that's serious, it's only 10:45 in that picture!
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Sounds pretty serious.
thatwoodguy
I thought the MCU missed a big opportunity to play the character of Tony Stark this way. It may have hit too close to home for Robert Downey
ThrowTheAccountAway
This arc would be much better serialized, and it's good they didn't push it for the movies. I recall it being a potential plot point though.
FearTheZee
Tony did get drunk in Iron Man II and fight Rhodey. I was hoping they would do more with that.
thatwoodguy
My understanding of the comics that alcoholism was one of the demons that Tony Stark had to fight
Deadpool854
I was too. Remember watching it and being all excited because it looked like they would go with that story. But no, all I got was Ironman 3
Fasrill
I get the impression that they wanted to, but then Disney told them "no".
4vie
Isn't Demon in A Bottle one of the better (if not one of the best) Iron Man storylines?
GoodKingFuzzwumps
This one is where Jarvis(the butler) quits and leaves a letter; a letter actually written by a writer that was quitting.
4vie
Now that's a way of handing in your resignation!
Someshithead241
I think it's considered one of the quintessential Iron Man stories.
THEREDHO0D
It's a great comic they really dropped the ball with iron man 3 not doing that story line
metalrulercid
They dropped the ball on everything else in iron man 3 too
DulothX
Iron Man 2/3 were just... so stupid. A few fun parts. But... so incredibly stupid it broke immersion.
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Iron Man 3 had a great set up that I felt really worked (it also hit right for me) but the ending was basically a cop out.
CityYeti
Genndy Tartakovsky actually worked on the action scenes for that movie
Noob3rts
She probably left him since he uses the excuse "to solve the world's population crisis" as a justification for cheating and having 5 kids
Youhavinagiraffe
He knows the problem with the world's population is that it's high rather than too low right?
PballQhead
He legitimately believes rich people should outbreed the Poors.
FailureFactory
Elon doesn't know shit but also doesn't care, so it's impossible to tell.
CommentBot3000
He cares so much how people see him and is so stupid he had to pay 44 billion just to show people how incompetent he is.
Youhavinagiraffe
I have a feeling he may be thinking of the alt-right's "population problem" i.e. white people are having fewer babies than other races
MurialsCourage
That's what he's thinking, yep.