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Jan 19, 2021 12:17 AM
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AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
SOME...
sarahbuska1
MikeKeyser
I watched a marine hold the door as one of his aids stole a bust of Lincoln. Don't mean to criticize, but that should not have happened.
allmypostshadnopantson
Do they also have a firing squad?
sydneygirl
Asshat was late to Remembrance (Veteran's) Day and totally missed the 'At the eleventh hour on the eleventh day of the eleventh month'
grantavius
Isn't a firing squad a send off in a way?
shyasen
When people spell his name tRump I think of it like T-Rex as in Tyranosaurus Rump aka Tyrant Ass.
thechelonianshelmet
How about TinyRantofSoreAss?
shyasen
I laughed! +1
BonnieEnright8417
Trump for president in 2024 please!!! Save us from the feral left.
furriephillips
21 gun firing squad
PrinceOfWhales
He dodged the draft, but he'll never dodge the loser label as he's written into history.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Him firing General Mattis was not a good sign.
anuenue
SpiderDetective
That was a bit that nearly made me choke on my breakfast. It was pretty good
anuenue
I genuinely laughed out loud. He seems to be running out of patience lately.
SpiderDetective
Cuz he can see the end and it's taking forever to cross that line. Like walking behind someone who's way slower than you
DidItForScience
As a whole, they would never do that. Too much class to stoop even a bit to his level. Individual soldiers will apparently follow him.
wasistlosinderhose
Marines don't "take a knee" Nor would they while on duty show any disrespect to the office. Regardless of the person in it.
Bizarkly
The *best* military send-off would start with a court-martial and end with a necktie party. I have heard that Trump *loves* neckties!
Chaapai
Maybe Putin will arraign a nice little reception for him when he and Melania land in Moscow.
Trankia12
So does that mean he finally admits he lost?
OneOfTheOnes
Isn't that a military crime? In the UK you salute for the Commission not the Officer.
ufoara
SirRuppOfFigs
As soon as the Air Force One door closes behind trump, the band switches songs to "Happy Days Are Here Again"
DorkJedi
or "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead"
Spongebobsbae
imgurianitarian
salmondogs
My sons a marine, nice cartoon?
salmondogs
Oh I’m being sarcastic
103Brewer
Fucking THIS!!!!!
GingerLaird
Instead of a send-off, they could just throw him out like Uncle Phil did with Jazz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9vUNDY45Jc
FromTheBeyond
They should all take a knee instead of saluting him
IceWeaselX
His cult would claim that's a show of fealty...
wasistlosinderhose
Marines don't "take a knee" Nor would they while on duty show any disrespect to the office. Regardless of the person in it.
FromTheBeyond
I know, but it would be great
Cyberpope67
Respect.
DavidHoag
But I don't think the guards would ever dishonor their uniform by doing that during the ceremony... unlike the Drumpf.
wasistlosinderhose
Marines don't "take a knee" Nor would they while on duty show any disrespect to the office. Regardless of the person in it.
Z0mbiejoe
Idk if you’ve ever been to a marine corps ball but I have seen some heinous shit all in dress blues lmao.
Calicoastin818
narcissistic liar denied! A 21 middle finger salute would be better
MikeKeyser
Remember that batman movie with the 21 gun salute with live ammo?
captainswoopty
We’re too professional for that, the civilian sector could learn from us on that front. ??
fbutt09
allmypostshadnopantson
Nah! Soldiers have too much respect.
BobaFettApproves
principles ... they have too much principles
G4M5T3R
I think the word you two are looking for is Dignity
Nuttburger
No the real answer is the soldiers have too many NCOs
ShipsPassingintheNight
Remember when he saluted a North Korean General?
cucharatorcida
Is that wrong?
donutposse11337
So wrong. And especially when you’re the leader of a country with inifinite resources to spend on people to vet and prep you for ceremonies
cucharatorcida
Oh, ok. I thought to myself "aren't you supposed to salute high raking military?". I'm guessing only from your own country...?
MantisTobagganMD
And even Kim Jong Un looked at him like "What the fuck are you doing, you absolute idiot?"
dalaiyoda
Yes. Yes I do.
Cyberpope67
I heard you only initiate a salute to a superior officer, is that right?
OopsPoops
Yes, or as a sign of respect. The former is protocol, the later is seldom done and not in the situation he was in.
wasistlosinderhose
Marines while on duty would never show any disrespect to the office. Regardless of the person in it.
ReturnOfHeebies
Yes, everyone knows this, thanks. It's a joke.
wasistlosinderhose
A joke done in poor taste.
orphanhammer3000
I’m a Marine and it doesn’t bother me. It’s a fucking cartoon.
wasistlosinderhose
Also Sempfi Devil
wasistlosinderhose
I'm a Marine as well. While a cartoon it may be it depicts the Coprs and it's Marines acting contrary to what we stand for. It bothers me1/2
wasistlosinderhose
Because the readers don't understand what it means to be a Marine and would think that a Marine would behave in such a way while on duty.
FoodTastesGood
He asked the Pentagon for a military sendoff and they told him no. LOL
rando84
The military: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yoy4_h7Pb3M
YoureABlizzardMary
AdultPersistentAngst
? LOL
orionrh
Why would they salute an insurrectionist?
Holylin
What's a military send off? Like a firing squad or what?
charhan
How about throwing him out the back door of a C-17 at 20,000 feet?
BlameItOnTibor
https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2021/01/pentagon-wont-throw-traditional-farewell-ceremony-trump/171408/
Pseudosim
And amusingly enough Fox keeps saying that's what he will be getting.
InternetHasRuinedMe
Thank goodness!
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
After he insulted veterans? Pathetic
RevengeIsIceCream
Tinfoil hat on: It’s because he’s not leaving! They are pretending to not like him so the military presence won’t be questioned before coup!
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
Not only that. But, are you gonna do the military send-off parade you do for every president leaving? We have no plans to do so.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
As far as I know, presidents usually get a low key send off. Attend the newcomer inauguration and fly to their home state on air force one.
AeroEngineer
The flight home on Air Force One is a traditional good will gesture from the new president. The departing president has no right anymore.
seesaw123
It becomes air force 2 when the president becomes and former president.
Rovylern
Air Force Two is the moniker for the Vice President’s plane.
laurenlena1
Let the Gravy Seals put together a militia ceremony. It will be exactly as classy and dignified as Trump deserves.
holmestrix
It will make easier to arrest them too.
Pseudosim
One might shoot him for being a deep state traitor tho... or by accident when their fried chicken fingers slip.
PeeterGrant
21 Jazzy salute.
mmmmbrains
99 bananas salute
TheRealFireFrenzy
Banana flavored whiteclaw salute
MagicBaconBits
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Nah, send him to a hospital for the criminally insane for the last years of his life and pump him full of anti psychotics.
D0cH0lliday
I prefer the firing squad like a traitorous piece of shit wannabe dictator deserves. Also he pushed to bring firing squads back so, poetic.
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Yeah, you're right. A mental institution is too good for him. I mean, a mental institution 100 years ago, now that's a different story.
Crookie281
I wish. Don't get my hopes up.
dogdays2025
Wasn't he told no because they have to spend so much $$$ and military support protecting the Capitol from his whackadoo supporters?
OperationBusterJangle
.
Cthulhuchooseyou
They don't like their ex-"presidents" to be treasonous nazi sympathizers.
catsandcoke
I hope so
OverpricedCrayon
I thought it was because he wanted to do it in Florida, but that was hearsay. I haven’t seen a specific written answer anywhere.
IrishWhisky24
I believe he's trying to plan his own send off after the Pentagon said no. That one may be in Fla.
OverpricedCrayon
Whats the pentagons reason for saying no?
IrishWhisky24
They haven't really given a reason why they denied him... But I imagine most of us could guess
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
They don't like him. When the new SecDef was sworn in the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff sent a DOD-wide message to the effect of 1/?
IrishWhisky24
https://www.defenseone.com/ideas/2021/01/pentagon-wont-throw-traditional-farewell-ceremony-trump/171408/
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Hell of a missed opportunity to fire him out of a cannon if you ask me.
Rehjee
AdultPersistentAngst
ALSO LOL ? +1
FarkasMacTavish
"You're fired." *BOOM*
Gryphonosiris
Sadly, since the Saddam gun was never completed they is no cannon with a wide enough diameter to fit him in.
BennyRevolver
Don't you mean *whispers* Q-annon *crickets*
clydefrogjones
Or we could just stick a dynamite up his butt like that beached dead whale in Oregon
mouseasw
Cuz that worked so well last time
mcharend
Navy here - torpedo tube might work....
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Does the navy have an Iowa class nearer than the Wisconsin? Should have some 16 in guns still?
Gryphonosiris
Nah, I doubt he'd fit in one of those either.
KeyMasher
MattMcC980
I think you vastly overestimate the bore of all the weapons in our arsenal.
DonteHaversham
Hahahah. He'd be a misfire and prove he cant be successful at anything. Load another shell and see if it clears
AlphaIndustrial
Unload very carefully and carry to the sandpile
SirBagels
I just don't think you're trying hard enough to make him fit. He's very squishy.
hahamadeyoucry
We instead can drop him from a bomber plane like we did, Fat Man and Little Boy.
mouseasw
Something something, Epstein's buddy, pedophile, something Fat Man and Little Boy. There's a joke in there but I don't wanna make it.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
That’d work because he’s both.