Joyika
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Oct 12, 2021 9:40 PM
Joyika
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18
randelung
Fuck off, Brian.
cactuskid1956
Nah , that's yo mom's ?
Skumbo
Yeah, there's no way of getting around it, just hope the fish you get is fresh and not farmy.
quietwalker
If it's in England, thanks to brexit, it might not be a fish shop very longer so everyone will be happy!
motoalchemist
Karens
moecurlylarry
Holy mackerel?
RussellAllison
This notice smells fishy to me ...
StorytellingSalem
“Thats the smell of business. The thiccer the stench; the thiccer the stacks.”
craftinscrap
My business smells of metal and dirt and trash, it does not smell great but it does smell like money
Mister57
Whats that smell?
UncleRat
I like fish shops that smell of fish and not rancid oil. If they can't handle the oil, they can't handle the fry.
aface62
The life of Brian.
SanchoPliskin
I can honestly say any flower shop I’ve been in never smelled like flowers either.
CelestialNavigation
If it smells like fish, it must be risky business ?
reginageorge1
What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish shop?
reginageorge1
“Good morning, ladies”
boomboxapus
yeah fuck you brian
simplejacksoffhismeds
I've been told I smell of cooked cabbage and piss, but that's just like their opinion, man.
doober80
If it smells, it sells.
FlyingTigerRose
I was moved to make an audible comment was when some chick came into the restroom and started to make whining noises about the odor. (1/
FlyingTigerRose
I said, "This is the shit room not a damn rose garden." Silence.
Jamesstin
"I was moved" so did you or did you not make the remark?
FlyingTigerRose
Moved to action.
JStengah
It's may look like a good store but you can't trust it. It always smells fishy.
nekuth
Knew someone who came to the UK, got a full time job immediately at a bakery, left due to the smell of bread. I'm not even joking
StupidCanadianWolfBird
natronnatron
Classic Brian
makarkasaki
Someone needs to tell Brian there's a difference between the smell of a fresh slice of cod, and his wife's old, saggy, dribbling minge.
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
Bet you’d still chow.
Harryteeters
fartymarty42
MadeYouLookAgain
Sound on
MCNewYorkLives
I went there. I WISHED is smelled like fish. Instead, it reeked of updawg
cuterthanyoursister
What's updawg? ?
MCNewYorkLives
LIGMA BALLS!
MemeusCalgar
MaxReboBand
Haha got em!
Hammertulski
fucken ZING
martineb72
However, there is good smell of fish and bad smell of fish. It's like when you buy fish, if it smells fishy it isn't fresh.
LuminoZero
Exactly this. Good fish shouldn't smell like fish.
reallynotalex
Do you mean it shouldn’t smell like you just fished it up? Like after it has been cleaned less fish smell?
Mikey6
It smells more fishy as it goes off
DirtyWhiteShoes
Fresh fresh fish smells like the ocean. Old fresh fish smells like fish.
RadioSilenceDW
The best way I can describe it is as a "hollow smell" like your nose picks feels like its picking up scent but not smelling
CommentsNotPosts
probably got a doofus level yelp review
ThatTransformersDude
Gf and I went to an Asian restaurant where they sold a bit of everything, so entire decor and name of the place told you it served Asian >
ThatTransformersDude
Food, one girl sat behind us and when she met with her friend she asked oh is this Asian? Then asked if they served prosecco and acted >
ThatTransformersDude
Surprised they served sake only, and that they gave her chopsticks... like she never bothered to even look at the sign on the wall.
navagon
Is there any other kind?
Filanwizard
Or someone built high end condos next door or the lot behind.
Filanwizard
Businesses and music venues get hosed when industrial areas go Yuppy. Folks complain about things that are why the biz owner opened there.
GenshiV
Fucking Yelp... nearly as bad as Angie's list for fleecing businesses just so they can respond to idiots.
FireSolvesProblems
I love the line of they pay to be here so you know you can trust it.
simplejacksoffhismeds
Yep.
Baalzak
No, it's Yelp
Treblaine
Only a total fucking idiot would consider yelp reviews at all in deciding where to eat. It's clearly a lighting rod for vindictive karens.
Hotjoe1991
Not always. If 90 out of 100 reviews are bad then chances are its a bad place to eat. The same works in reverse.
Treblaine
No way, it's too easy to get to even 90% negative reviews from a few obsessive losers who live to sabotage review services with negativity.
IAmTheBadW01f
"Consider" is such a broad term. It's part of the equation, but with an appropriate grain of salt
Treblaine
That's like "well I KNOW he's a con artist who's defrauded people, lets consider him" no. Put junk data in the trash where it belongs.
IAmTheBadW01f
It's less the overall data than what specifically is being said. Generic things like "dirty" "smelly" or "rude" are now likely to be 1/
Treblaine
No, liars don't get the benefit of the doubt "oh they were ONLY lying about the things it's obvious they're lying about." trust is earned.
IAmTheBadW01f
Vindictive complaints, comb reviews for specific complaints or compliments 2/2
XXXassclown
If it smells like fish make it a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone!
timelordinsc
Dad…. When did you get on Imgur ?!??
080080
BoneyBaby
Giving your age away there old man
Hairarse
If it smells like trout, get the fuck out
odinragnarok
new to me... what does the latter half mean?
ColdestOne
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tagiau
visa swipe.
LumpWithaLeafHat
Something wrong and covering up the funk with perfume
odinragnarok
NaughtButOne
The vagina is not supposed to smell like perfume. It's a sailor's adage, referring to prostitutes that might use perfume to mask STIs.
odinragnarok
NaughtButOne
"Fishy" is not healthy either. More common before sexual health became "okay" to talk about. Washing out the vagina, "douching", can create>
NaughtButOne
>bacterial imbalance.
mydogisbetterthanyourdog
That’s because people get confused with the literal vagina and the colloquial vagina. When we say don’t wash your vagina we mean the literal
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
It’s supposed to smell like playstation exhaust and feel like a horse is eating out of your hand.
Lakeylake
No wonder I love watching Mr. Ed
boogiemanspud
Slowly unzips...
windowtudawoll
This is the funniest thing I've read all day! Thank you for the laugh
Einstein9073
I have several different questions and all of them involve your game consoles
iSliceBabies
Lmfaoooooo