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NightOwlRally
#4 and getting caught on fire at random. Don't forget to stop, drop and roll!
TheNonSequiturFairy
#19 Look, I get that influencer culture is annoying. But come on.
Mason jars were built for preserving food that was typically also pickled, candied, or put through some other process. The idea that it would protect unprocessed food is obvious when you think about it, but...who thinks about it?
Well, somebody did, it got noticed, and a trend started. I don't think this post is crediting the trend setter for the idea so much as crediting them for bringing it up in a way that resonated.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#33
shakinbones
Mason genie takes it to a whole nuther level
3Davideo
#2 Very interesting seeing this in *early January*.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
You gotta start that early
MrStealYourGiF
#8 strangely similar to Eminem's recipe.
sesamestreetfighter
#11 I saw the date on this and thought, "how did he tweet from the future?"
I need my semester to start neow
Evenmoreuselessname
#23 just checking and they only sold 4 of those in the US
RobotDeathSquad24
#2 Way ahead of you buddy. I did that years ago.
admweirdbeard
#11 me to my elderly mother upon throwing away things from her pantry: "oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was your emotional support 15-years expired, bulging topped can of tomatoes." After several examples of pantry items that would actually kill her, she consented to my disposing of anything so long as I did so while she was elsewhere.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
My sister and I have a game whenever we visit our parents: Who can find the most expired food items in the house. I found a box of Malt-o-Meal that was expired in 1995.
tallquasi
A stacked pantry and freezer requires a commitment to eat whatever is oldest or about to go bad, constantly. Those 12 oz packages of bacon for $1.74 weren’t going anywhere but home with me.
NicronusPrime
#5 y'know, a few years ago Australia added black to its heat maps.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
#30 I stitch with cat sized dogs and have MASTERED two potato recipes. #lifegoals
Ndadn
#19 sus
MayMayz4DayzYo
#19 … see the problem with that is now I’ve to clean a mason jar 73.6s after filling it…
JadeNB1729
Unless you're mashing the fruit in there, it shouldn't be much of a clean-up job.
AntaNce
It's stupid. Wasting a lot of water, towels, vinegar, & time. Just eat the fukken fruit.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Vinegar??
AntaNce
Yeah, the video I watched said to rinse the fruit, soak in a weak vinegar/water solution, then rinse with water- again. Then, dry them on a shitload of paper towels, *then* put them in the canning jar which has also been washed, rinsed, and dried. It's baloney, just eat the fruit. This 'technique' is moronic and a waste of water, time, paper, and sanity. If you really want to preserve fruit, do it properly, using recommended canning techniques.
AbelardSnazz
#5 minus 63? I don’t think so
AmyBethMegJo
Wind chill
cybergeek
I waited for the school bus in Minneapolis in -70 windchills, *twice*, because Arne was a punkass shithead who didn't think extreme cold would be detrimental to children. "The roads are clear, they can go to school."
AbelardSnazz
Ah, so not a real temperature just a made up number
AmyBethMegJo
It is like the heat index. Humidity plays a part in how hot it feels because it negatively affects your body's ability to cool itself. Wind plays a part in how cold it feels because moving air pulls more heat away from your body. I live in SW Ohio, and this map resonates with me.
Neednoggle
#9 yup, I've been on vacation about four days too many and it's beginning to wear on me a bit.
Ndadn
#14 And I was already like “throw it in my garden! A big plus in this economy”
JohnFerrell
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Yes, that’s the joke.
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#19 Wait is this real? Or a joke about preserved fruit?
bronx72a
#4 Also (not all problems) seances, private detectives, costume balls, amnesia, magicians, St. Bernards with small whiskey barrels around their necks, and dog catchers.
BenderRodriguz1010
#5 *laughs in Chicago* It's true. All of it.
barbarian818
#11 it's trivially easy to resoften brown sugar though. Take a chunk of terra cotta clay (they sell tablets for this, but you can just break a flower pot) immerse it in water for an hour or so. Pat dry and then pop into the sugar bag and seal tightly. In a day or two your sugar will be moist again.
Turkleturts
Or I could just buy a new bag of sugar for 50c...
SparkleTwinkleTitts
A piece of bread also works. Then you don’t have clay in your sugar
Shardinian
Toss a chunk of hardened sugar in a bowl, cover with a damp paper towel, microwave for 10-20s.
backrideup9
#19. Mason jars were invented in 1858. The girl who started the fruit in mason jars trend has long since left the mortal world.
jesuisgur
Aren't you supposed to cook the fruits in them or something ?
Clayman8
Or she could be in a giant mason jar. Alive. Flourishing and laughing at your frail mortality
ThatQuietlySmirking
That's just your assumption. She could still be alive. And serving in Congress.
RexFury
you just cant ever EVER open the mason jar
SabineRaven
Amazing
Frederf
What if she made a giant mason jar?