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Ryyyyyyyan
I do think that anti-aging medicine is a legitimate and important area of study. Average lifespan has been going up for a very long time, but the top end number hasn't significantly changed. But I don't trust this dude to get any real work done.
djevelen
as someone whos had their body turn on them and their immune system start attacking parts of the body, that sucks, but my issue was tied to a bone marrow mutation for which i got a transplant. This dude is just a dumb ass. Hope the pain was worth it, because its gonna be VERY painful most likely.
Yasashii93
stronomer
And he claims "sugar" he consumed as a kid. Of course not the gazillion pills he took afterwards. People: don't be scammed by self-centered idiots that just want to sell you their product.
Spanky93
FAFO
InfocalypseRising
Maybe harvesting more child blood will help
DoctorDerk
The irony is that he had a prior autoimmune condition, and yet he insisted in innoculating himself with someone's elses blood on a regular basis and then ingesting 100+ supplements of dubious efficacy probably didn't help much.
DamnedIfYouDo
I absolutely do not want to live forever. In fact, I don't even want to live past 80, or whenever it is that my body requires constant medical treatment. I'm.fune with dying at an age that humans are meant to die at.
RobertRossAD
At least he's putting forth funding for the condition. Hate him if you must but money is being sent to the right places
johnblood616
Sometimes the trash takes itself out
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
"Eat the rich!" -Bryan Johnson's stomach
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
good stomach
cosonfused
He's also blaming it because he "ate bad" in his youth. fucker is delusional and will try anything to spin his narritive.
StarscreamAndHutch
2-5%? More like 3-5
RigidGristle
BlindGardener
You know what’s ironic? Man’s only 48 and he looks like he’s in his late fifties at the youngest.
SixSixxtySix
Resistance1000
Back in my day, the equivalent was when the "everyone should eat nuts and berries and bark" guy died of stomach cancer.
Grimlinnan
I hear another influencers shit down his own throat to cure that. You should give it a try. if it works Like and Subscribe.
JustLoitering
I get a lot of ads with him telling me to drink olive oil to achieve immortality, which I always felt was weird as his own technique was to feast on child blood. But apparently even that doesn't work...
spazztastic
Didn't they say he had this way before he went live long crazy?
foxpotate
He was using his son as a bloodbag for his stupid youth experiments. How can we be sure this isn't some horrible as yet unknown side effect of that or vampirism?
Alistairetheblu
Clearly it's sugar, didn't you read what he said? /s
CaldariBob
If his dad ever sends him to get his skull measured, that kid needs to run like the wind.
LittleChickadee
I some article about it wherein doctors suggested it was years of taking 100+ supplements a day that more than likely triggered the condition. Whoopsie daisy!
dannne
Is this true or did you really want it to be true so you didn't check any sources? I too want it to be true because then I can shove it up my girlfriends face xD
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Oh, it's THAT fucking idiot?
Draygen
Short run TV show from the dude that did Supersize Me had people living 30 days in various scenarios, and one was a guy who wanted to go from Zero to Absolute Unit in 30 days, including injections and supplements. He only made it a couple of weeks before his liver started threatening to fail.
Emjayen
Just as likely he doesn't actually practice what he preaches ('cause you know, grifter)
Freak0zoid
Any source for that? Because I want it to be true, but I'd need to read about it first
PithyCommentBelow
https://www.unaging.com/diet/bryan-johnsons-blueprint-assessed-review/
InfocalypseRising
Stealing his son's blood probably didn't help either
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
Unfortunately, that probably did help.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
I'm sorry, what kind of fucking vampire-witch hybrid is he trying to be?
InfocalypseRising
There was some shady study in mice like 15 years ago that supposedly showed that giving old mice blood from younger mice made them more vital and active. The sample size was tiny and nobody's ever been able to replicate it but that didn't stop a bunch of rich psychos from latching on to it.
BlindGardener
Frankly, using young blood for old people to ‘become younger’ predates modern medicine and everyone who’s tried it has died all the same.
I keep telling people who say ‘unfortunately Musk is gonna live forever’ that we’re no closer to immortality than we were back when people drank mercury to try to find it.