canadianalygator
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mritty
#24 doesn't their ignorance of what a pad's wrapper is prove that this technique wouldn't work to stop a mugger who might also be ignorant?
Zalminen
That WillYouPressTheButton one: No need to ever diet or exercise. Just shapeshift and you'll always look like a Greek god. Or goddess.
peechfuzz
The old saying, "dad gomn" is just the two first letters of each word in "god damn" switched.
notyourmosquito
My kids name? Tarado.
EyesLikeTheSky
I don't think Harry Potter is as deep as Tumblr makes it out to be.
Nibtrix
It was so sad when Lupid died.....
jguscalhoun
My kids name would be Jobrro ...
tzxAzrael
my name: DAvid. Mom: MArlene. dad: GEorge. last name starts with D. My child would be DamageD. This is surprisingly appropriate.
DeadyBearr
PBJ is not a dinner but that family might be super broke...
kaitoofrose
#3 Let's be fire ghosts, and just yell at people.
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
As a mostly white person raised by very white people, pb&j is not dinner. 16 pounds of cheesy potatoes is dinner.
MrMeleeRobot
Americans, no good sense what about toad in the hole, stew or a good beef roast with some Yorkshire puddings
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
I understood about 1/3 of that
MrMeleeRobot
look it up
capughe
Pb and J isn't "white people" dinner. White people have actual hot meals cooked too.
AkLonewolf
Never eaten it for dinner... a sad snack after i have gorged myself.. sure
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
was to watch Youtube then just get a treadmill and sit your phone on it. 2/2
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
LordSatanHimself
Seriously though if you changed from something back to your original form in front of people it would happen anyways so it's not a big deal.
zackofspades
Pickles: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2559310/Meet-Pickles-three-foot-rescue-cat-weighing-21-pounds-doesnt-realise-size.html
zackofspades
More people should read about him. Great cat.
accujimmy
Longcat is long.
PhantomFromWoW
As a father that does most the cooking, I can cofirm. My 16 y.o. complains about other kid's parents cooking all the time.
CptRobotNinja
If you "figure out" something about the origin of a word you are almost certainly wrong. Stop telling the internet
berserkerteacup
Agreed. Shucks comes from "something valueless" in 1874 and heck is simply an alteration of hell from 1965 exactly as we know it today.
Nueth
Kids name: Kajaro
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
Wtf I got Moon Moon
dolphindreamsandsatan
Brelpa
Mildphil
Immediately see three tumbler dumps in a row. Nope.
laguna80
My kids name would be Sepapa. Lol
Sillysion
My name is apparently nilani
Megossa
Daeeba
sc1onic
Rashom. That's what my kid is going to be called. This is set in stone now.
IronicUsername
#1 I'm going to assume that, like most etymology factoids I see on social media, this is incorrect.
admiralawesome4213
more importantly what the hell does "what in tarnation" derive from?
PyroJohn
Sure as heck are. They are euphemistic alterations of hell and shit, respectively.
Kavrae
Yeah... just seems like they're finding whatever two words coincidentally combine to make the new word. Kind of a stretch at best.
GlowstickJedi
It's on Tumblr. Any accuracy is purely coincidental.
canadianalygator
Probably. But it gives me a sensible chuckle.
gandalfv314159
THEYRE ALL FREAKING OUT IN ALL CAPS IT HAS TO BE REAL
divingin
Shucks has to do with shucking corn ("he ain't worth shucks" - not worth the throwaways from chucking corn.)
4noku
You would be correct.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
It's exactly as factual as "slang is short for shortened language" and "studying is short for student dying."
Avatar720
See, that second one I can accept if it's made as a joke, but I wouldn't put it past some people to actually believe it.
33WhiskeyTX
FW: FW: RE: FW: Golf means Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden Guys!
OddOod
TBH the origins of slang are unknown. It's as good as any explanation I have heard
phunkyphreshwithaph
Why would Captain America be ashamed in front of Bucky?
Nobodywillreadthis
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berserkerteacup
Because Bucky literally told him "don't do anything stupid until I get back" right before he was deployed.
FuckIfIKnowWhatImDoing
There's a thing in the fandom that they're gay for each other. So bucky would be fucking pissed that his boyfriend almost killed himself
FuckIfIKnowWhatImDoing
And cap would be aware that bucky is fucking pissed and is lowkey waiting for bucky to yell at him
phunkyphreshwithaph
Thanks :)
MaxamillionX72
Are you kidding? Two men can't be close without wanting to suck each other's dick? WTF?
berserkerteacup
FuckIfIKnowWhatImDoing
Hey man I'm not part of the fandom, I'm just reporting on their actions. People are weird.
MaxamillionX72
I wasn't blaming you... just amazed at this revelation you shared.
LetsTalkGameDesign
Did you not know? All close men in all nerd-related things are gay. That's it. All of them. Every of them. Starlord and Rocket even, probs.
AngryFoodTerror
Thanks for the idea.
MaxamillionX72
Living up to your username +1
canadianalygator
I have three mothers. I must need three spawn. Alalro shall be the name of my firstborn. Alsaro my second. Aldaro my third.lol
EbenezerStooge
Middle Earth is that way
weirdlittlezombie
just ... how?
LateNightBunnyParty
Lesbian couple, stepmothers, or a combination of the two is my guess. Pretty simple stuff to explain, really.
canadianalygator
Cult mom. Crazy mom. Cake mom. Aka adoptive. Birth. Step-adoptive.
weirdlittlezombie
fascinating!
bourboon
cake mom bakes cakes? or is super lenient?
canadianalygator
Loves making cakes. She's my favorite mom. I'd like to trade in the other two.
Akumecho
I don't understand the gift wrap one :( please explain
LateNightBunnyParty
Panty liner package, son.
T8ERTOT
It not gift wrap, it's the wrapper for a pad.
accujimmy
Oh so it only works on female purse snatchers.
votress
well no, that shit costs money, might as well steal pads too if you're a girl
accujimmy
This is a good point. So basically, surprisingly, this "hide your cash in your pad wrapper" plan leaves a lot to be desired.
mritty
The fact that you (and the commenters in the post) don't recognize it is proof that the technique they're claiming would be ineffective.
okalies
I think the opposite. If you were rummaging through someone's purse, you'd still go for obvious value& not take a second look at the pad
IJerkOffAlot
Unless the thief is ALSO has a vagina that is bleeding.
mritty
But these people think it's "wrapping paper", which means the contents are presumed to be a gift, and therefore valuable.
LetsTalkGameDesign
I agree. They should get a plain white package with "FUCKING NASTY-ASS PANTS THING" written on it, instead. That'd work.
ProfessorLeedle
Nah, still too obvious, more like "I PUT THIS IN MY UNDERWEAR TO CATCH THE BLOOD THAT COMES OUT MY VAGINA" typed and printed, to fit ofc.
AstroBirds
About the child's name being Naruto, my name would be banana.
ImyourCashier
Susiil... Nope, not gonna happen
dolphindreamsandsatan
Brelpa
TheMissMarianne
Mapapa :(
Qaetan
The more I say it the louder I giggle.
shootawook
Datajo
TenrouIsland
Cowawi here lol
iSukola
Majaja
danny8
Dacaje
Mcmcman
Mine would be Jajujo
teachmehowtoadult
Kagijo
Qaetan
I sure hope my spawn is female then, because I wound up with Lashla. It sounds like a flummoxed pronunciation of a pokemon.
TheKaijuConfederation
Nirimi? WTF?
foxdove
Vijaja. Lovely.
Gizmophaze
Niluge
FrodsAN
Aatrph
Qaetan
That is awfully onomatopoeiac sounding for a dog that flops down mid-grunt.
TerraformTrent
Tyjeda. Doesn't roll off the tongue.
TheFakeRedHead
Semero here
Gorgophone
Moaysi
Arrowpuppet
DAMACH REPORTING FOR DUTY
Dingdingturkeysdone
My boyfriend's would be Homaho
crashcar22
Coshsc...
meooooows
Ajtach. Or Ajtasc. Neither is good. By Boyfriends would be Wiberi.
AvatarYangchen
Beangu
TheShaneShow13
Shmast
Qaetan
That name comes with a free villain-style mustache.
cosmicmatt
Mashst
TeeDubyuh
Fucking Tawest...
BrontTheGoodBoy
Gramla, signing in!
TinyKobold
Mine would be Aratbr
geauxgeauxgirl
Menagr
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
Anchge :(
PrincessNakedMoleRat
GRDODO
Inopportunist
Alreti
Borehole
If this was your child's name you would always be yelling "Enough Alreti!" Hahaha
giraffediver
Mine would be Hesyco. So my kid's name is he's psycho! Make of that what you will.
Hawkmoore
Asdewi
mussylicker
Mufara. So darn close. But at least he won't be pushed down a cliff into stampeding wildebeests by his jealous brother
Misa94
Makrøy would be mine
Tlis
Demino. My boyfriend would have Brmima.
UltraS0ul
Granma, here standing by sir
katiaaaa34
kadepa checking in.
cmklugger
Cotiky!
Zerkonite
Jusijo here
Setsylarper
Mine would be Dadydu. ...My family likes D names.
CapnMerica123
Mine would be Nioole
kurtist04
Kutrege
AikenFreedreamer
My poor hypothetical child Iaelwi...
Teliferous
Wimajo, sounds like some cartoon-villain.
MuslimTruckdriver
Bajeda. Fucki g bajeda
hossenfeffer
DeDiDa
shmooface
Kadiro, which my phone autocorrected to Ladies. My fiancé is Jebola. We are both pretty white lol.
OxyEmphasisontheMoron
Jasuch
dancfontaine
Daelda!
Shadsy
Luneki
illuminate93
Mahakr
PotatoGunnaPotate
Jumajo here lol
LordPuck
Mine would have been Ellune and my child's Coelde
akg1985
Anmajo
illustratorgirl
Shruda
raishala
Nibrjo. Sounds a tad racist, doesn't it
Natakate
Naanga, and my boyfriend is Kathca. My parents would be Animgi and Gajoro.
AlexanderHamilcat
Mine would be Jadapa... poor kid
jocloud31
Joshch.
ASmallSockFullOfSNAKES
Nikama here
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Jotaer.
Ineodox
Jagise. It almost sounds like a name.
mybaloneyhasausername
PaJuJa here.
nohpe
Erdaer, signing in. :T
venomkiller69
Mine is fucking aalich wtf is this shit
Qaetan
Your fictional child is a double A Lich: certified necromancer.
venomkiller69
Well I don't know if I should be proud or disappointed
TheNeverEndingNameHaJustKidding
Dr. Mito
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
Rehost
DangQuesadilla
Fuckin Anmaro
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
My name would have been pakavi. My kid would be copala.
bebisdelfin
Buuuut then your kid's name would be Papala..?
Qaetan
Only if his kids name starts with PA.
PotetWarrior
Jesus, mine would be Jotabri
TheSunless
Jaanbr...
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Kawiti
wishforatrish
Trlada
aleister94
Mine is aljuti
INYOFACETH
Jalulu
Qaetan
That is most definitely grade A branding material for a shampoo.
bloodsplatBOOM
Dajete.
Daqonium
Datada
SpartanOwl417
Petaja
Unicarnivore
Jejaed
FromtheGulag
Samith here
piccololover
Brchri would be mine
Qaetan
Sounds like the janitor from scrubs when he forgot how to vowel.
ToastyPeeps
Cerijo Cecelia Rita John
theimguring
My child's name would be Jojojo.
iamkyleh
Kydeed
kaiydid
Sounds a lot like my username
OliversTryst
Molori. "Molly?" No, Molori! "Mallory??" Ack! And my kid would have the same identity issues as me. *sigh*
COSami
Kamati. Actually sounds pretty neat!
squeakersgirl
I'm Lyelde. Li-el-dah?
[deleted]
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TerraformTrent
I'm probably going to use that name for something someday, thanks!
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
Pronounce it TEAL-ia, and I think we're good
snikis
Najuda and partner rokiga next to me haha
pineapplesuprise
Mine would be Aacici, you know common stuff.
Gaveniterix
Maalma. Sounds like an artistic kid with a bloated tongue crying out for it's absent birthmother.
cemeterymeri
+1 that made me lol
Gaveniterix
That is my CHILD you speak of!
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
Aiwaed. wot
Qaetan
-pulls you aside- Id like Aiwaed with you.
Eilonwyy
Mizoda. Boyfriend's would be Kanami.
limes360
Jedist here. Would prefer to leave my dads initials off. The force is strong with me.
Zarlath16
Xachju
Lutki
Adlero here
BoofBoofPass
Jojajo here, reporting for doody.
crutchez
Jodejo here, but I guess this way my son wouldn't be the 5th...
vonKaiser
You thought it was Jojajo but
ShadeTc
Jajoda is mine.
cheryltuntmuffin
Is this the new character for JJBA?
itsagagname
Part 9 jojo
Boobdick
Well apparently I'm a mirelurk cuz mine is BRLake
MotherfuckingCats
Jusujo, were fairly close my friend.
BonesMagoo
Jomojo here
P4TIENTZ3R0
JoRoJo
CobraFlyingAnA10DroppingSpidersBecauseScrewYou
Is that a JojaJo reference?
Dontsuepeoplepanda
Nishki
randomsonglyric
Artesa here hmm how artisanal sounding
ShockandDawwww
Rasual. It's like a laid back demon. Razul? No man, more casual than that
AmArschdieRaeuber
You're a rad casual
snikis
Like the demon in hell who deals with the sinners who just cheated on their taxes or something
baumbastical
Ervida
iamthatonefriend
: Boiled (in Spanish.{there should be an h})
killernerd
thjaer, sounds Nordic lol
bentwrenches
I got Dapami, But already named him Colton.
NeverNonplussed
Kajeto. I kinda like it.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Kajeto has wares if you have coin
EbenezerStooge
I think you mean El Kajeto has waros if you have pesos.
Ktp925
Kelyst
wierdoarm
I got Najudo over here
SundaySalveation
Ancajo
SundaySalveation
¿hola?
ArcofDarkness
Chanro here
Itkov
Are your parents Ann and Robert too?
raven1627
Amjami - am jammies apparently
DarthDeadpool
Mine is Nimaad
Xander4204
Mine would be nanajo
AliBarber
Aljuke.
Qaetan
Gesundheit
imamermaidgangleader
Lawegr
Unicornismyspiritanimal
Sylima
Sylumm
That sounds like some saying my name wrong
IdontshaveforSherlock
Albero here.
Itkov
Rhanro
20Spades
Chkada
IDoughnutKnow
Ermabi
Joeldie123
Jotean
Youragent
Majoma
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
Mamatr here
CecilHarvey
Chkala.. not the best
dashcan
o.O Jacoda.
Lutki
That doesn't seem half bad
LOOKATTHISNETTHATIJUSTFOUND
Jacodas witness
mcjesusxDDDDDD
Janija
leonbloodbane
Admaje...creative if nothing else
iamthatonefriend
There's a song by cirque du soléil called atmadja. Your child is almost a circus song.
TheNine
Parema. Not bad.
weirdlittlezombie
Rorora here
YoWhatUpItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis
Rorora Zoro
weirdlittlezombie
omg thats perfect hahaha
aPrideofLions
JoViTi sounds like some health shit
Qaetan
100% gmo free, organic free-trade, glysophate free, hemp plastic, trigger-free water. Guaranteed to elevate your vibratory being.
ManDonkey
Lelajo!
tittydix
Aybeda
TheMostUnexpectedUsername
Wishth
danktrees
You misspelled scale
hats4bats
Kakeda... some asian-y weirdness
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
Mine's Keelem, and I'mma gonna KEELEM ALL!
ceralbawx
Doalmi and my girlfriends would be Bijuvi
confusedbear
Maevha
BonoboHandshake
Krelda...
ManDonkey
Well, at least the name will fit when they're old and senile!
Jonahthewhale
The legend of krelda
Shadsy
Sounds like a name for a reoccurring character on Sabrina the Teenage Witch
erg07
Emsajo, no idea what that sounds like
Sharktoothqueen
Raweto I sound like a Pokémon
littledevil9
Miasna...
iamthatonefriend
Prjaro
SeriousPotato1
Mialbr
punishmewithpain
Midybr
LlamaBacon
Casasc.
TheHeathLedger
Scabma
Apophisto
Tolara *shrugs*
WilltheGinger
Wigiga
Hokie5
Micada!
Thenthereweretacos
Tamaju
JordSuth12
Joshle (the female version of Josh I guess)
LedTemple
Tecara :)
Borehole
Sasuro
TomSparky
Thyvga. I guess we could move to Iceland
Mrkas121
Mamama here
Qaetan
Mom. Mommy. Ma ma. Mama. Mommy. Mom. Ma. Ma.
Qaetan
Dang it! Just thought of one better for this: ma ma ma, ma ma ma-anne, taaake my haaand, mama-anne, cause youre rockin and rollin ...
XthaKung
Axbeto... Sounds like an ancient egyptian god or something
StillNotDrunkEnough
Nasito. Sounds like Narutos fascist twin.
Kakar0t
Brkepa
TheUltimatePunMaster
Pacrka
methadonegirls
I would be shglwi :/
ReignOfError
Skstja reporting in. Consonants for the win.
UltimateBooty
So you're Welsh?
methadonegirls
Metis. A mix of Cree and Scottish with some English thrown in for fun