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Mar 30, 2022 6:53 PM
PiercedViking
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Oh wow. Disaster averted (/s, obvs)
varonicaED
And in Europe they have toilets that both sexes use, trans or not, can't wait for that one, it will be a number one thriller!
AMBM2
Soooo… nothing happened to her. Prime case of someone not realizing they are the asshole in the scenario (the woman writing, I mean)
Showsni
The woman writing was being satirical... They've been the one advocating for trans rights in other threads.
TalanRhodes
Kept calm and got through what? Another human using the bathroom in a public setting? Oh god, the horror!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Wow, glad she made it out alive..? /s
mikeatike
/s because your not glad? :)
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Because her life was never in danger.
Metlahaed
I think it’s funny how someone else going to the washroom is described as something that happened TO her, like umm no nothing happened to u
Imakethingsweird
Bonemamma
This was a satirical post making fun of people worried about trans ppl. The whole point is they used the loo normally.
StarSumiaki
Poe's law strikes again!
illmeetyouin2129
Right. If it was sincere, I feel like they would have used a much coarser term than "transwoman".
3nd3rwiggin
My thinking as well.
CorneliusCornwall
I've used the ladies room a number of times with no issues. No one's gonna be mad at ya for NOT shitting yourself at a Wendys/speedway
LespritDeLescalier22
If only this had an /s at the end
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Read that as tradeswomen
SqueakyB
"bastard didn't flush, left some 2x4 just sitting right in the bowl!" ?
CorneliusCornwall
That's even worse!
DisgruntledFerret
What, you think plumbers are real people like the rest of us?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Luigi....that is all
StarSumiaki
You better not be badmouthing our lord and savior!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
All I said was this piece of fish is good enough for Jehovah
doesntmatter
They sure don't use the toilet like I do
FirePrinceZuzu
This reads a lot like satire.
arawhotdogsuspendedinatupperwareofvaseline
It's gotta be. Transphobic people would just use he/him pronouns for transwomen
Bonemamma
It 100% is satire... Its gone over most people heads that the post is making fun of ppl like that
seyne
Surprise! Sometimes we have to pee too, just like everyone else!
iatezola
THAT IS AN OUTRAGE AN OUTRAGE HOW DARE YOU
PiercedViking
Ew... Pervert! /s
iDrinkDrano
SOMETIMES? I'm on spiro. I always gotta pee.
tangybreath
Drinking Drano probably doesnt help
iDrinkDrano
Keeps my pipes clean!
Saturniidae
Half the time they can't even identify a trans woman. People have accused 5'3", 130lb me of being trans because I have blue hair!
AdrianDunne
To paraphrase a post I saw earlier "I can't believe some scumbag would go and take a shit in the cocaine room".
VaultGirl69
How dare this person use the bathroom like some kind of bathroom! /s
theomni
Also, these people are notoriously bad at spotting transwomen. Good chance she was cis with a short haircut.
arawhotdogsuspendedinatupperwareofvaseline
People think I'm trans cause I have buzzed hair. I've always been cis, I'm just a slightly butch lesbian. They don't get the difference...
Burnteye
I honestly don’t know how people can tell sometimes… I try not to look at other people when I’m in the bathroom.
procrastinatingagain
She's so brave! /s
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
It's almost like Trans people aren't inherently perverts. Battle shits transcends sexes.
Gryffindorky
If you know the genitals of the person in another stall, YOU are the creep.
SnailCactus
mumsnet is a hotbed of terfy bullshit
TheRimOfTheSky
It's so funny because if that transwoman was slightly more convincing in their presentation, she wouldn't have known, and then it would've
TheRimOfTheSky
been a perfectly normal bathroom trip, while she is blissfully unaware of the terrifying trans person in the vicinity.
GreaterDog
I'm going to use this from now on
ZeroUmbrellas
Pretty sure this is the sound Simon and Garfunkel were talking about.
TicklishOwl
I mean, I have military grade tinnitus. Silence is fucking deafening.
GreaterDog
Lol the silent scream. Mine's constant scree around 9 kHz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-rmI3rT028
TicklishOwl
Mine is between 5.9 and 6kHz, I took an audio program and made a sine, moved it up and down. I think each ear is a little different.
tumantorak
In other words, a fellow human used the toilet normally, yet they felt compelled to post this. Perhaps one day they will have an epiphany.
nzconcon
It's almost like they've forgotten that the toilets in their own homes are unisex.
eddbrowne
quack22 was being sarcastic.
BurningVeryImportantThings
I've resorted to using the ladies room many times over the years I've spent traveling around the US. I've only ever had one incident when
BurningVeryImportantThings
I entered as a woman was leaving. Once I was even being told by a young mouther changing her kids diaper
BurningVeryImportantThings
"if you gotta go that bad I really don't mind" and dropped a fat one while she cleaned up s slimy one. She even giggled at my toilet toots.
BurningVeryImportantThings
basically what I am getting at is that this is a made up problem. It wasn't a thing till someone with a platform made it a thing.
tg2222222
They've worried about thia for a long time and now aee having their fears challenged. Eventually they'll learn nothing to be scared of
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
It ‘s sarcastic. They would have invented a fake outrageous incident if they were a legit transphobic.
kargul
This reads like it's probably satire to me but you never know
nopost
Unlikely, most of these people have an most 2 brains cells that bounce around their skull like a Windows screensaver
DustInComp
Tragically, unlike a screensaver, there aren't any corners they could hit.
EatsBees
no no no it's when the braincells hit a corner perfectly that you get one (1) thought
BurningVeryImportantThings
The most common cause of death among people like this is when their last brain cell dies of loneliness.
EatsBees
hey now, i only have 2 braincells rattling around my head and i don't wanna be associated with people like that :(
TheWombatStrikesAgain
People I don't like due to dumb prejudices having the audacity to do something normal? I demand a culture war crimes trial!
Dpunch4
Oops imgur struggles to understand comments sometimes. This person is very clearly an ally if you can read.
porcupinebuttsniffer
is it not painfully obvious that this is sarcasm?
madeejit
It's all certainly painful anyway.
varesya
Poe's law and all. It's all but impossible to separate sarcasm from serious posts.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
For the avoidance of doubt
Bonemamma
Its really going over peoples heads.... the user name is legit Quack as well
Tootsie1
No, and more importantly, it's actually possible they were serious. That's what's scary.
autonomousAscension
It's from a TERF gathering place called mumsnet, this is very real
autonomousAscension
It's possible this particular post is satire, of course, but this is what TERFs really sound like
pkrichieuk
Got through what ?? A person went to the toilet FFS, The most disturbing part is it was on Mumsnet, ignorance is breeding
zimirken
This has the same vibes as that "journalist" that said shooting an ar15 gave him ptsd.
charlie2979
Mumsnet is a fuckin cesspit. You don't even wanna look at what's going on in the Uk.
Showsni
I mean, it is satire. And every reply to the post was just a discussion of fast food, for 11 pages. (I checked the Google cache).
CameForNatalieDormer
I wondered why their Twitter handle would have "trans" in it. But I am also QUITE high as giraffe pussy so idk
Sironagold
Well, firstly, they're different people...
scatcatt
After a few seconds I realised it must be satire too. Otherwise there might have been a point to the story based on some sort of fear.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Where did they post this? Im not familiar with that format
SteveMND
https://mumsnet.com/ presumably. It's like you took all the parenting comments of Twitter and Facebook and collected them all in one spot.
storebrandproductmascot
That looks like some kind of clickbait spam site that nobody actually uses. People really use that site?
RunawaySpoons
Yep. It's an entity in itself, even somewhat influential in certain areas.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Thank you very much kind stranger
nomorehate
Sounds like hell
ChloeRed
hell is upwards from there
OtterDoom
Just sayin... would have happened the same way for me regardless of them being trans, public restrooms are so awkward
Sutashi
What's the worst that's going to happen? They walk out think omg that was the loudest wettest nastiest shitter I've ever heard? But you...
Sutashi
could be standing next to them 5 minutes later & they have no idea it was you.
LyraTheLycan
Ages ago I heard one story of two old ciswomen being outraged at seeing a lady in the women's restroom, and they walked back out lol
carriedeservedbetter
Source? Am confused
TheLastBootyBender
Shy poppers unite! In separate bathrooms!
bekindtoanimals
They really are! I avoid them like the plague
zwinzCookieTerror
You wouldn't write a story like that I suppose or did you and did it feature a trans woman by coincidence
StabbyMcMurder
Ain't that the truth.
beziot
Same but.. i wouldn't want to write/speak about that.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I once shidded really loud and felt bad because poseidon bogarted my ass and it was nasty sounding.
Jamesstin
That experience actually stands out for you? You seem young or unfamiliar with your body.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
I'm 39 and haunted by the shiddening. Thanks for judging me.
darkusblack
Especially American ones with the big gaps in the doors where everyone can see you shitting. Weird country.
terajack2048
You obviously have not been overseas , some places I’ve seen are holes in the concrete slab with garden hose , and it’s unisex No dividers
darkusblack
Where?
terajack2048
Malaysia comes to mind , Was pretty funny in a mall every level you went up the bathrooms were nicer and cost. Hole in the ground free1/2
terajack2048
Top level wonderful music , bidet, towel to dry. Attendant to give you towel at sink and sprits you with cologne of choice after….
minant
Yeah, the dividers in the US seem waaay too high. Apart from being creepy, it makes me worry someone's going to steal my bag off the floor.
terajack2048
bag in lap or on coat hook, you really want it touching the floor?
minant
No, but my bags are usually large and heavy.