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https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DSxztHsPM/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Jul 15, 2026 8:08 PM
tractorist
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954
34
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DSxztHsPM/?mibextid=wwXIfr
DasBeaker
This was just the 90s lol
bbartolome5342
STOP STEALING CONTENT FROM CRACKERMILK AHOLE!! F u!
philmoregraves
Just australian things
Fuckimgurcunts
Okay Australia new funniest country thoughts? Every single bit I see out of the land of Oz or NZ just fucks. All of them
All funny
Ahroo
She did the worm too early in the routine. Is why she got got
Cilvaa
KnottedAndLocked
Braxton Haytch
flemtality
Dude, he's so hud.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I hate it when that happens to me when trying to impress Braxton H.
kaijuuGold
crikey
SemperFiZero
Is this what people consider entertaining now?
nyarlathotep777
I love that Braxton H is a contraction
MissivesFromTheTower
You know what they say, Larry Bird catches the worm, or something.
splud
Larry Bird catches your rebounds.
cuzitsthere
Wow... A Facebook link to a popular YouTube channel? You make me feel young...
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cuzitsthere
Not really the point, but that makes it.... Slightly better? The Facebook is the point. OP shared a Facebook link because they (presumably) found the video on Facebook which means they were on Facebook.
dooremouse
Yeah they all individually are on Facebook too. You can follow each one and they post Crackermilk videos in their profiles too
Shiznit007
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aDZweHdhbDJlNmR5aHYxM3gzczBoN3lyOHk5cDJwaDlhb3ljZ2Q0OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH/200w.webp
Bytencoder
Q
bhobby1212
During my wife’s pregnancy she absolutely hated when Braxton H. started coming around, using made up fake ass contractions.
langri
Well played. Take your upvote.
Anarric
It took me a lot longer than I'll admit to catch your dad joke +1
Righteousdew
Can you explain the joke for me?
bhobby1212
Braxton hick contractions is something that a pregnant woman gets that indicates false labor.
Righteousdew
I see. Thanks.
hanmerhack
She forgot they live in Australia
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
johnathanrossshoulddie
Did Braxton just sniff test his balls and transition into a high five?
SpaceISIS
must be one of those "Alpha" moves I keep hearing so much about
johnathanrossshoulddie
Yeah he's checking for bugs before he goes to open beta, probably years away from being suitable for the public
egoAristippos
SubiBryant
Bye https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWN2ajE0a3A4NWl2YW1pM2ZocGJqa3o0cWVreWN3cG0zdmJrbTM1aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xT9IgG50Fb7Mi0prBC/200w.webp
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
So that worked perfectly cause he like, for sure noticed.
PatrickDenStore
CrackerMilk on youtube. It's an excellent channel indeed.
keyblader1985
I always recognize them from the Incense sketch
sundaymondayhippyday
Wow I’m glad I’m not a good sister!
dooremouse
If Nichameleon was my sister, her interpretation of my diary would be correct lol
PatrickDenStore
Alabama white trash representing?
Cilvaa
Right?! Regardless of what my diary actually said, I wouldn't say 'no' to her present
PatrickDenStore
This is what porn does to your brain, you're now OK with fucking your own sister.
TELunus
No, they're okay with fucking Nichameleon
keyblader1985
Dude, it's a joke
Rimiku6828
Note to self: "Never do the worm outside"
johnblood616
Facebook?
vurcease
The dark haired woman looks like she could be Olivia Wild's little sister.
Delebriel
She does cosplay too.
captainsweatypants
blahblahbushes
https://www.instagram.com/nic_the_pixie You're welcome.
captainsweatypants
b00guy
Has she ever cosplayed as Olivia Wild's little sister?
dooremouse
And she's a welder.
eronth
Yo what? Who is she?
dooremouse
Nichameleon, a cool lady.
JerzeeTomato
I heard her brother's into incense.
Cilvaa
dooremouse
A man who needs to get his priorities straight, if you ask me.
leaderofmars
1. Don't stand next to Nichameleon if you want to get noticed.
2. Tamara is the hottest 6 I've ever seen.
tentacularfleshscape
Which ones who
dooremouse
Nichameleon is black hair.
tentacularfleshscape
In that case I agree with the above sentiment
dooremouse
I don't normally rate women on a number scale but Tamara McLaughlin is definitely better than a six, imho.
leaderofmars
https://youtu.be/kauSrIZIhXY?si=doVnLs7f59Ytwacu&t=135
dooremouse
Oh yeah! I forgot about that one! Fuckin hilarious lol
corpofilth
did this motherfucker just pronounce the p in pterodactyl?
Hotcheesepanda
I always say P, as in Pterodactyl. Confuses the shit out of people!
ColoniaCroisant
Australians. Not even once!
RuNacken
PotatOSLament
The P page goes “Ptolemy, the psychic pterodactyl, struggles with psoriasis.”
Ankylosaur
Classic Braxton H.
WillemHellfire
He must know Elle Cordova.
VincitQuiSeVincit
how do I put this....Braxton....he's a bit of a tool.
senslesssensei
PatrickDenStore
See, that's how us cool guys pronounce it... Now you know why you're not a cool guy...
Fuckimgurcunts
That pmutherfucker!
thedill2000
That pmotherfucker
Fuckimgurcunts
Plisten. I clearly expertly navigated from 'pmufucka' to 'pmotherfucker' without leaving any evidence. How many lights are there, Picard?
mondeca
He's not, not smart
RecurringNightmare
hes probably european, so he pronounces it the correct way...
AHundredBillionBottles
It comes from πτέρυγα/ptéryga, the Greek for "wing," and they pronounce the "p"
discorage
Nahr. I mean yeh.
CaldariBob
It's a land filled with petty criminals and scofflaws.
sundaymondayhippyday
Scofflaws ?
North American informal =
I have never heard that word before I thought it was made up!
I had 2 look it up….
“A person who flouts the law, especially laws that are difficult to enforce!”
anderlan
Ozzies...
Frothington
..but I, ....oh.
savemebabyjebus
you don't??!!
backrideup9
Could've been worse. He could've smelled his taint juices in the first 5 seconds.
Imademyselfsquirtle
He sniffed his sweaty hand balls!
ZiomalZParafii
Wait, in English p is silent in pterodactyl? Did I learn something today or is it some joke I didn't get?
spinbutton3
Yes. Weirdly the p is silent. Same for other pt words like ptarmigan. Same for words starting with pn (pneumonia) or ps (psychology).
ZiomalZParafii
TIL, thanks! 💪🏻
getadogupya
Why would they put it there, if they didn't want it said out loud?
malbec
They’ve all been saying it wrong for years, and as a fellow peterodactylophiliac I salute you!!
Shovi
Yea, i hate silent letters SO MUCH!
trueunpopularopinions
People thought the man was mute, but he was really talking in Silentium, where all letters are silent
spinbutton3
English is full of words from other languages. In English the p sound is dropped from words starting with pt, pn or ps. Pterodactyl is pronounced "tera-daktile", pneumonia is pronounced "new-monia", psychology is pronounced "sy-kology"
fartharder
You should visit France
TheMindEntropic
Phrance, you say?
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
More spit
TheMindEntropic
Pfphrannthe
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Queue... Just the letter Q standing in line jerking off
EverNotRelevant
If people pronounce the P in helicopter, they can do it in pterodactyl
androgenoide
Absolutely!
MrStealYourGiF
You gotta stick with chopper or whirlybird if you're not willing to give it the full heely-coater.
RemtonDulyak
I call it the merry go round, especially after I but a stick in the rotor's axle...
savemebabyjebus
i am not sauing the p's in chopper!
GuyWithDog
That sounds super British in my head
Fentex
Fun fact: People tend to think it's heli-copter because of our familarity with the word and imagining copter is something about flying, but it's actually helico-pter, as in helico (whirls around) and pter (from Greek pteron "wing" , akin to why pterodactyls are ptero - dactyl { fingers })
slinkydust
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NTAxbXlxejZqMmUzdGlzeHZsbjJram9ocXplODdiajY4NHNuaWl4aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UQPXwv9RJ7encjWmQJ/200w.webp
FaeVikingPrincess
so it's Heel-icko-tear
chrispisme
Sooooo…. Whirly-wing?
Fentex
Yup