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It’s happened to me. They are good.
The whole “I only drink beer” crap is stupid. I drink whatever tastes good, but a cold beer it’s my favorite around the house. Woot! Made it to the Front page send boobs and butts
Cole2999
I'll drink anything from an Irish Trash Can to a Sex on the Beach, whiskey neat to vodka Sprite. Fuck it, if it tastes good, it tastes good
RyukR
And then the whole bar clapped!
Drzhivago138
The name of that bartender? Albert Einstein.
Affray
Zasep
Oh shit is Budweiser selling beer now?
alprey1
I've said it once and I'll say it again beer tastes gross
TheJazzGhost
To you it does. To other people beer can be super delicious.
Direwolf05
So today I learned I can't read the phrase "fuck, you Kyle" in anything other than Cartman's voice
idiotcube
fuck yeeeew, kaahl!
TonyTonyChopp
Suck my balls
sticksosteel
I like to drink beer. Anything harder makes me feel ill. My brother, however, once wore a dew rag, and looked big/mean. He liked to glare /
UnknownSquid
I'm oddly somewhat the opposite. I find beer too gassy and high volume. Strong drinks avoid the bloated feeling. Small stomach, I guess?
Rulweylan
Depends on the beer, and the pour. If you're drinking fizzy lagers from the can/bottle you're gonna get bloated real quick.
sticksosteel
At people over his “fru-fru” drink while stirring the umbrella... menacingly. All while occasionally doing that blind search for the straw/
sticksosteel
With his mouth that looks super dick hungry. He cracks me up
skellington01
He sounds cool. I would totally hang out with y’all.
IDidntWantTheBetaVersionHelp
*do rag.
Gianttesticlemonster
Blue Hawaiians are delicious. Only issue is that afterwards you look like you blew a smurf
UnknownSquid
imgonnahurtu
I personally can't stand the taste of beer, so I stick with hard alcohol and mixed drinks.
TrapsAreIllegal
People that drink Bud (literal piss water) are not allowed to comment on other people's drink choices. Those are the rules.
Drzhivago138
But with that judgement of Bud, are you not making a comment on another's drink choices?
TrapsAreIllegal
But I don't drink Bud. I have taste buds.
Drzhivago138
Again! That's what I mean! You say not to make a comment on another's drink choices, but you did that very thing just now!
TrapsAreIllegal
No, I said don't make a comment if you drink Bud.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Dude if it dont taste good why the fuck am i drinking it. I can get drunk and not have to deal with piss water.
ooohwee
What the FUCK is up Kyle? No, what did you say dude? Step the fuck up, Kyle.
capsxlocked
Ahahaha was looking for this exact comment!
ChangedMyName
Also this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahhTbqSC-sA
pyroplumbus7
To each their own. Why should you give shit what the other dude us drinking
roadhunter
As long as it's not Coors Lite.
repurposedschleem
So you have someone to protect your own insecurities on
PeteThePerv
look at this fucking chump and his small dick and failed expectations I mean typo. Heh, get rekt.
poopstabber
Well maybe it could just be two friends giving each other shit. You'd think nobody on Imgur jokes around with each other
flyingmonkeystick
Right? Guava juice is where it’s at.
Arisor
Fun fact: It said "to each their own"(German: "Jedem das Seine") on the gate to concentration camp Buchenwald.
nodisco
Appletini - easy on the tini
Thijssie88
HerrFraeulein
That's... surprisingly liberal for Ron Swanson. Tbh I only know him bc of imgur, so I'm not sure :-)
khazaria
Nothing more manly than drinking a margarita and still getting a girl's number.
nitrowrench79
Fruity drinks just taste good. Sometimes I want whisky, sometimes I want a Mai Tai or fuzzy navel.
riicochet
I drink cider. I get endless amounts of shit from people for it. I like whisky n such, but I hate beer. Cocktails are remarkably good though
tomatoboy
The only beer I’ve had and loved was a pre-hops historical ale recipe we found. Turns out I just don’t like bitter flavors like hops.
ManiacOnTheFloor
Same here- love cider (#1 Thistly Cross). It's exceptionally difficult to find a good range though
tomatoboy
Yup. An endless stream of comments about it being too sweet. And it’s even leached into the cider market, as now almost nobody makes...
tomatoboy
...anything but dry ciders as a result, in the desperate hope beer drinkers might tolerate a cider here and there.
UncomfortableQuestions
Bourbon with a splash of butterscotch.
FNORD5
ok i have both components right now im gonna make one that sounds great
silentwolf1999
Butterscotch liquer? That Dekuyper one?
Theamazingpop
That sounds yummy!
Whiskey461
Gonna have to try that
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Beer tastes like piss and has low alcohol content. Drink margaritas. They’re basically 25% alcohol slurpees
ChuckZombie
Long Island Tea ftw.
HormonalWoman
Strawberry daiquiris are divine!
Pablomar24
Sipping a mimosa right now and loving it.
BushiestCream
Your first favorite type of alcohol should be free. Your second should be cold.
Hurro
I had a friend ask what kind of man orders a peach bellini and I just said real men order whatever the fuck they want. Was a good drink, too
StarryPlough
Sure you did
Isthe4thtimethecharm
A true man does what is right and what he wants. Never stopping to think about others opinions. And never hurts anyone not hurting him.
flameshark11
When you get so fucked up on a fruity drink that you cant take a sip without remembering the hangover. Have fun man I miss those days.
thenewimgurappforandroidsucks
I was a bartender and I used to give the men who would tease their friends about ordering girl drinks umbrellas and all the fruity garnishes
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Those 'girl drinks' usually have higher suvar contebt. It makes me chuckle when people say you cant get smashed on them. You often get
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Smashed even faster.
Nothingtogetyourpantieswetover
Shiit have you ever had a frozen bellini? Absolutely fanfuckintastic.
carsai89
Damn straight. Brunch drunk is the best drunk.
thepunnypenguin
Brunch drunk and nap time. Perfect Sunday.
viila
ManiacOnTheFloor
Genuine question: does this happen often, & is it more of a US thing? I rarely see it happen in the UK but could just be my experience
Hurro
I'm Canadian but ya its here too. He was a farm kid who did everything "like a man"
donglover33
Driving a Prius is my version of this. A real man drives whatever he wants and gets 50 miles to the gallon. It helps to have a big dick tho
NativeIndian
Well it's wine and peach puree so yea it was good
ItsDrRocksoBaby
I'm the same way. I fucking love peach bellini's, vodka cranberry, whatever I like. I could care less what other people think.
pollywog73
my friends used to rag me when i ordered a banana daquiri at the bar. I drink wtf i want...no one makes fun of the nose tackle's fave drink
IamMrGoodfellow
"The kind that's been banging your boyfriend on the side"
davidthemonkey
i have long hair (guy) and often get "you should get a more manly hair cut" i reply with, surely a mans hair cut is w/e the fuck he wants ^^
TheV0IDBRINGER
The Hurro we didn’t know we needed.
LivingCactus
Just say"Me" in the gayest voice possible next time. Maintain eye contact, establish dominance, then fuck him yelling "WHO'S THE MAN NOW?"
Strongharbour432
I've done a variation of that before, was fun as hell
FrodorBaggins
a variation of homesexual rape?
Strongharbour432
Remove the fuck part, and add in increasingly homosexual commentary until subject sufficiently rattled about their sexuality
elfton
Then make sweet love to him to really show him who's the boss!
fiery831
"'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' made me think if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they just fuck me." -F. Boyle
robertloblawlessthethird
Don't forget to say No Homo
kinggavman
Solivoid
I'll take 500 for "things you're never going to say"?
MouthSpiders
Too sugary imo. Sugary drinks can give you worse hangovers because the sugar dehydrates you as well as the alcohol.
iamthisguy247
My wife drinks those. I’ll usually have a sip or two of hers. They are delicious.
nitrowrench79
Raileks
Is this the equivalent of her stealing fries off your plate?
iamthisguy247
Maybe. I’ll be honest she rarely steals food from me, but I wait on her like “oh you getting full, I’ll help you out.”
kalkail
Try it with pineapple juice or mango puree, makes any well grade prosecco taste like a decent demi.
mymanmaverick
There’s a couple boozy brunch places in NYC who have endless Bellinis. I give the waiter a 20 and get a Bellini every 5 minutes on the dime
theworstname
Was it Linus??
mechanimated
The funniest thing is a mixed drink is always stronger than a beer, and the sugar makes it hit like a fucking truck, so who's really tougher
cowbellrx
It also depends on the context. If hes a good friend and is having a bit of fun then, joke back and forth. If some trump "make america>
Hurro
Hah he's a friend from work and veryvery macho farm kid. It was an attack on HIS character for me to order the drink with 10 others lol
cowbellrx
great again" follower says that then he can go fuck himself and his old senile ways of thinking. As long as its having fun, let people be.
cowbellrx
Unless that fun comes at someone elses physical expense then that needs to stop immediately.
johnnydarkside
Real men do what they want without worrying about what other people think "real men" should do.
savagestarshine
Well minus the icky stuff like beatings as family control etcetc
johnnydarkside
Why beat your children when emotional scars last so much longer?
ThatTransformersDude
And real men don't shame each other for liking what they want. Which makes me glad to have the friends I have to do whatever I want
johnnydarkside
Sometimes I want a smokey aged scotch, sometimes I want a fruity drink. Sometimes filet mignon, sometimes chili dogs. Tastes change.
ThatTransformersDude
I kind of want some Cincinnati chili with a side of crush soda now. But after, talenti ice cream.
johnnydarkside
The first part grossed me out, but whatever. The ice cream though, talenti kicks ass.
johneventually1
Sometimes a reality check can help too. Drink what you like though.
ThatTransformersDude
Agreed, though it would be subjective on topic. I like sweet and cool drinks. :D
Yennachos
I hate when people order drinks and go "but not in a girly glass" LISTEN DRINK YOUR DELICIOUS GODDAMN COSMO IN A MARTINI GLASS LIKE A MAN
ICantSeeMyForehead
Not only that, the glass affects the taste of the drink, same as with different beers
IAmNotASkeleton
Fuck that noise, put it in a pint and scale it up.
Affray
That would be a sweet option at bars/restaurants. For an extra toonie you can have your mango bellini pint sized.
Topnotch88
Hey fellow Canadian, have you ever had "Keg sized" ceasers for an extra toonie? Good deal..
Affray
I have not, but I'm not a ceaser drinker. I do know a few people who would go ape over that deal though.
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Spare an explanation for a curious American?
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
I frequent a bar with a huge variety in stouts, ipas, malts, meads & fancy & fun cocktails. Seems some go there for Budweisers ...Wut.
Beardedagentman
I mean..if the op is saying drink what you want...that applies to folks who want Bud Heavy too.
MRNate
But the point is, why go to a high-end bar with 60 craft drinks on ta p if you just want to have a Bud.
Beardedagentman
Cause they also serve bud? Why does it matter?
MRNate
It doesn't matter, but why go by 20 places that have what you want, to get the same product in the same environment.
Beardedagentman
Maybe they hoped to see you there?
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
Its not very common here, but I imagine it must be some nostalgia thing, because that's a pretty bloody bland choice for a drink tbh.
jerkspoon
I only drink beer, but that's because every other drink I'm offered is 90% sugar 10% mystery
Iankill
Isn't beer like 95% carbs 5% fun stuff though
Muttons1337
In this day and age, there are so many beers out there that have a different ratio than that.
Affray
I had a beer that was 30% alcohol once. It was surprisingly not terrible, and very German.
Muttons1337
Hrm.....it might have the ingredients of a beer, but at that percentage, the process to make that liquid into alcohol might not make a beer.
Affray
I'm assuming that the ingredients are exactly what makes it a beer. What variety of beer though, I've no idea.
jerkspoon
It's more the sugar. I can't stand drinks so sweet, so I just stopped bothering
Affray
I love sweet drinks, but more than two and I feel like diabetic garbage.
DelightfullyOdd
Joke's on him, Budweiser doesn't taste like anything.
Sqwuid
What like water? I always thought it tastes like pee. And yes I know what pee tastes like.
thatwoodguy
It tastes better coming out, than going in.
ABluntForce
Also, the term for Kyle is probably "basic bro".
DomesticatedCombatWombat
Budweiser taste like the off gassing of a stale urinal
cuntney
But it gets the job done!
toastickles
It tastes like water with a dash of beer
SipHole
It tastes like beechwood.
Ryebread91
Have none of you ever tried PBR? Smells just like horse piss.
DelightfullyOdd
I dunno, I had something called Buffalo Sweat once that was pretty good...
Yupurineutah
They are both brewed thru horses so......
yontsman
Budweiser tastes like bloating
pierrelaplace
Untrue! Budweiser tastes like piss. Ask Bear Grylls...he knows.
MisterD90
Piss
fathogwrestler
Warm Budweiser has taste... Which is why they want you to drink it ice cold.
derekjohn
Can we just clarify that that's American 'Budweiser', not European (Czech) Budweiser Budvar.
jetah
but American Budweiser was bought out by a Dutch company, iirc.
Counterfit
Yup, AB-InBev now. The largest entirely American-owned brewery now is the Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)
derekjohn
Tragically, that made no difference to the quality of its product.
DuckyofDeath123
Have you had some of their other products? Theres a reason the dutch are huge fans of Belgian, French and German beers.
citizentrain
Even the French aren't huge fans of French beers.
somestrangeryoudontknow
Apple cider vinegar with an Ionized water chaser paired with a kale and walnut snack
Aria6985
Brochiavelli
I just moved to Austin. This shit is real.
OPGotDatSack
bucketfullofotters
Not my cup of tea, but you do you!
SeamusMCMXCVI
With A C T I V A T E D A L M O N D S
MaxKorban
DANEGRUS
exponentiallymusical
MisterDeath
Paleo friend?
MacFluffy
what is ionized water? Normal water has ions in it....demineralised water will kill you...
Rulweylan
Take regular water, bombard it with ionizing radiation. That's the only solution I can come up with.
MacFluffy
makes sense -in a way, but still what's wrong with normal water? (we have some weird people on this planet with us) ;)
ME2G
Wow, you must never get sick. I could never do the Apple vinegar when I had a cold, but I hear it works!
somestrangeryoudontknow
Exercise is the most critical part of health. A junkie that eats McDonald’s is healthier than a vegetarian that never moves
TheGeeB
Eh, my mom read that on the internet last time I was sick. It was gross, didnt work and just made me throw up lol
ME2G
Thanks for confirming my fear! Never trying!
SmallRedAssBaboon
Soooo hippie jizz?
StonesOnTheHill
Nah, you make that one with Almond milk instead of ionized water. The above mentioned one is a Moonchild Squirter.
SquatttingDog
How did you come up with that lol
StonesOnTheHill
I just constantly write what pops into my head and like one time in five people think it's funny
DxJGM
What?
somestrangeryoudontknow
I thought we were sharing our drinks of choice?
LompHoofd
but sometimes...
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upvotehypnotoad
Fucking vegans
Davincimode
Sorry, but, Alcohol is vegan. Just sayin'
upvotehypnotoad
Found the vegan
Davincimode
Nahhh, just a homebrewer. I point it out when Vegans give me shit.
theysayimweird
The first time I had ionized water, I drank way too much and felt like I had the flu from the detox
twerksforfish
what? what is it
theysayimweird
It goes through some sort of purification process that supposedly helps balance the levels of acidity in the body
Flyndaran
It's just water, and he went insane from thinking drinking fucking water does some magical bullshit.
twerksforfish
yea i looked it up, lots of theorys and if you drink enough it fucks with your electrolites
insongwhang
Hemingway drank mojitos.
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eggmuffin
Like the Martini, I suppose. Though pre-Bond, it was considered quite effete, if not outright feminine in parts of the US.
80percentlegs
I thought he drank daiquiris. Hence the name Hemingway Daiquiri.
insongwhang
I'm not saying he didn't drink those, but he was rather keen on mojitos.
hurrdurr69
https://www.eater.com/drinks/2015/12/9/9880450/hemingway-mojito-havana-myth
hurrdurr69
https://www.eater.com/drinks/2015/12/9/9880450/hemingway-mojito-havana-myth
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Have you ever had them on a hot day? Fucking refreshing. And it gets your ass drunk, quick.
insongwhang
I have!
ChuckZombie
Mojitos are also the preferred drink of the Cuban mafia. They are delicious as well.
insongwhang
I love them. Planning to grow some mint to make fresh mojitos this summer.
asm80dfa8sdfj
What about the rest of the stuff? With fresh mint you can make fresh mint tea.
insongwhang
True. I'm more of a coffee person, but I could use some to go with lamb.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I was more meaning that there's more to a mojito and the mint part isn't the bulk of it, so it wouldn't really be a "fresh" mojito.
Affray
Mint is the only thing that turns me off of them. It's my one hated flavour, so I throw some basil in there instead.
insongwhang
Funny thing, I allready have basil growing!
Affray
I cook with it constantly so I keep an indoor stash growing all the time.