Oct 29, 2021 9:49 PM
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DirtyHandsCleanmoney
ElbowDeepInAHorse
They say he's still running through fences to this day.
Like2Fox
Horse can easily break a leg just from this kind of reaction alone.
Exyr
That turtle is lucky to be alive
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A5tor
Person shooting the video is lucky they didnt lose a dog in that funny stunt..
Downvotes are from PETA I guess...we all know how they love their dogs
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Everyone does.
Gingerwithsomesoul
So much going on here, it's a yeet zoo.
Chawzilla
TEAM MAMMAL RETREAT!
BearUnhinged
Ja5per
That made lol
pork4brains
This makes me think of the horse, dog, and cat from OG 101 Dalmatians
flipj
I peed myself. This is hilarious.
drduffer
This is fucked up.
KawaiiTwat
It's more fucked up knowing people keep reposting this over and over thinking its funny...
sloomoo
Quit horsin' around!
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
Tyneedic
Moral of the story:dont lick turtles or you might get kicked in the face
GandalfTheWhitest
Teamwork make the dreamwork.
bizblizz
I peed my pants! Hilarious!
hellblade87
dont wann be near a spooked horse. Nearly Tkd his partner.
ameranthe
I thought this was funny until the dog nearly died.
eXoRainbow
First I found it funny. But reading the comments I realize this is really shitty.
cookieduster
Jose went scorch earth tactical retreat.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
The dog, the turtle, and the horse are all lucky to be alive after this. The person recording it deserves a good smack in the face.
nanyatenyaa
Agreed. Lot of sadness could had happened if any one of them got spooked in just slightly wrong way.
Horse could had easily said "Fuck it. Every one dies. Its stompy hoof time mother fuckers!"
Cwcllwmomma
And a $1000 vet bill for a horse that ran through a fence
ChallengerDeep
I think the turtle got stepped on by the horse too.
darthstormer
Dog lucky it didn't get trampled in that retreat.
Ilovedadjokes
Are we sure he didn't get CTE though?
donkeystothecastle
So is the turtle
sylphysylph
The turtle got kicked. Twice!
ColoradoCattleCo
2 inches from death
MajorPoopyPants
Both the turtle and the dog got the shit stomped out of them
deanobruce
More like it’s lucky it didn’t get kicked into the next realm
Decoyape11
This is why I hate horses.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
he fucked around and found out
electricwizard
They are like a big burly muscle bomb that could kill you
And dumb…. They mostly dumb….
SerialChickenLover
PiscinadeIaMuerte
That is a very oddly specific reason to hate horses
Coyotebd
Seems reasonable to me. I, for one, hate horses because they are able to pick up lit sticks of dynamite and drop them in my lap.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Used to have a neighbor with a large tortoise. Not a single horse could walk quietly past their property without freaking out in fear
that the giant moving rock monster would suddenly appear and devour them on the spot. ?
nasukkin
The horses know.
JustAGirlWithADog
That’s a good story. I would like to know more
ElbowDeepInGod
cgiovanni15
What's a tortoise?
OverthoughtUnderedited
Nothin, what's a tortoise with you?
LittleBallOfCute
A land turtle. It cannot swim like a turtle can. And usually, tortoises have a dome shell while turtles are more flatish.
gypsyspot
I don't get it
GimmiBackmyEyeHoles
You know what a turtle is?
Hamburgerin
A tortoise is not a turtle tho... ?
It's a reference from Blade Runner
YharnamsFinest
However if they know what a turtle is, a tortoise is easier to explain…
Ah now I get it... mb xD
BortBelcher
Same thing
I've never seen a turtle but I understand what you mean.
You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon
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DirtyHandsCleanmoney
ElbowDeepInAHorse
They say he's still running through fences to this day.
Like2Fox
Horse can easily break a leg just from this kind of reaction alone.
Exyr
That turtle is lucky to be alive
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A5tor
Person shooting the video is lucky they didnt lose a dog in that funny stunt..
A5tor
Downvotes are from PETA I guess...we all know how they love their dogs
llllllllllll
Everyone does.
Gingerwithsomesoul
So much going on here, it's a yeet zoo.
Chawzilla
TEAM MAMMAL RETREAT!
BearUnhinged
Ja5per
That made lol
pork4brains
This makes me think of the horse, dog, and cat from OG 101 Dalmatians
flipj
I peed myself. This is hilarious.
drduffer
This is fucked up.
KawaiiTwat
It's more fucked up knowing people keep reposting this over and over thinking its funny...
sloomoo
Quit horsin' around!
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
Tyneedic
Moral of the story:dont lick turtles or you might get kicked in the face
GandalfTheWhitest
Teamwork make the dreamwork.
bizblizz
I peed my pants! Hilarious!
hellblade87
dont wann be near a spooked horse. Nearly Tkd his partner.
ameranthe
I thought this was funny until the dog nearly died.
eXoRainbow
First I found it funny. But reading the comments I realize this is really shitty.
cookieduster
Jose went scorch earth tactical retreat.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
The dog, the turtle, and the horse are all lucky to be alive after this. The person recording it deserves a good smack in the face.
nanyatenyaa
Agreed. Lot of sadness could had happened if any one of them got spooked in just slightly wrong way.
nanyatenyaa
Horse could had easily said "Fuck it. Every one dies. Its stompy hoof time mother fuckers!"
Cwcllwmomma
And a $1000 vet bill for a horse that ran through a fence
ChallengerDeep
I think the turtle got stepped on by the horse too.
darthstormer
Dog lucky it didn't get trampled in that retreat.
Ilovedadjokes
Are we sure he didn't get CTE though?
donkeystothecastle
So is the turtle
sylphysylph
The turtle got kicked. Twice!
ColoradoCattleCo
2 inches from death
MajorPoopyPants
Both the turtle and the dog got the shit stomped out of them
deanobruce
More like it’s lucky it didn’t get kicked into the next realm
Decoyape11
This is why I hate horses.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
he fucked around and found out
electricwizard
They are like a big burly muscle bomb that could kill you
Decoyape11
And dumb…. They mostly dumb….
SerialChickenLover
PiscinadeIaMuerte
That is a very oddly specific reason to hate horses
Coyotebd
Seems reasonable to me. I, for one, hate horses because they are able to pick up lit sticks of dynamite and drop them in my lap.
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
Used to have a neighbor with a large tortoise. Not a single horse could walk quietly past their property without freaking out in fear
howcansomeonepossiblyhavethesameweirdusernamealready
that the giant moving rock monster would suddenly appear and devour them on the spot. ?
nasukkin
The horses know.
JustAGirlWithADog
That’s a good story. I would like to know more
ElbowDeepInGod
cgiovanni15
What's a tortoise?
OverthoughtUnderedited
Nothin, what's a tortoise with you?
LittleBallOfCute
A land turtle. It cannot swim like a turtle can. And usually, tortoises have a dome shell while turtles are more flatish.
gypsyspot
I don't get it
GimmiBackmyEyeHoles
You know what a turtle is?
Hamburgerin
A tortoise is not a turtle tho... ?
cgiovanni15
It's a reference from Blade Runner
YharnamsFinest
However if they know what a turtle is, a tortoise is easier to explain…
Hamburgerin
Ah now I get it... mb xD
BortBelcher
Same thing
cgiovanni15
I've never seen a turtle but I understand what you mean.
BortBelcher
You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon