NegasonicAdultEMP
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May 8, 2025 6:38 PM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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jzbstl
#19 that’s not food, that’s a summoning spell for some kind of ancient evil.
BishlamekGurpgork
#29 I do, now.
DemSumBigAssRidges
#29 Nope, and my thumb in the stem hole too...ladies https://imgur.com/cEs6EYZ
MrStealYourGiF
#6 Buy? I thought they were free in front of Target stores.
Snooj
#15 I'm consistently messy and my wife does not seem to love it so I don't know about this advice.
Yellowchopsticks
#9
Yakeshinu
brandonblk
#18 need louder music, can almost hear him talking
OralSuperhero
#29 Blossom end! It's the blossom end... Why are half of you now licking one end of the apple?
jimfalconer611
#18 hell yeah burn it all down
LurkMasterP
SteveMND
#8 I rather think that the concept here should instead be: people who earnestly will call other people weird but mean it "good weird" are okay people, but people who earnestly will call others weird but mean it "bad weird" can fuck right off.
Jaqdakloun
...cunts
sigmatis
Oi cunt!
NinjaCongo
#8 Weird originally meant 'being able to affect fate'. It was a term attributed to the three Norns (fates) in Norse mythology: Urd, Verdandi and Skuld. They were dubbed the Weird (or Wyrd) sisters by Shakespeare in Macbeth. It's a term closely related to being able to perform magic.
NegasonicAdultEMP
So you’re saying I’m basically a witch then. Sweet https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaXkzMzF0bjEzZWRjYmNkbTlpc2lvOWp2aGR4dTQ1bGpxMm9renh6eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fcGkMGGgfpvGy8zcs4/giphy.mp4
NinjaCongo
Well, can you affect fate?
NegasonicAdultEMP
Nah, best I can do is fuck up all the electronics in the house when I’m super charged and upset. It’s weird but not likely affecting fate
epistlero
#35 I grew up at the beach, thanks for the reminder, of how things used to be, going back now, the places I knew, are noisy, and crowded
pullingsixty
#14 Hey, who let Moriarty in the room??
NegasonicAdultEMP
Only one I recognized
sigmatis
#5
Anonymoose19
#48 +1
Sheldonian
49
WhattaMattahYou
#28 Meat Coffee! YAAAAASSSS
SpaceForGold
#14 moriarty on the right. Everyone else? No clue.
Dawnbooth
#22 the look on the face of the woman who takes the urns like she's shielding them from the insanity
eastend666
Please help me and others like me. What's going on here?
Dawnbooth
I think it was a contest to bring the weirdest thing in to work and two of the women brought in urns with the remains of a relative and they thunk it's funny and the other woman in horrifies
MrsMeltingCrayons
Three people were told "Bring in a random item." One person thought hmm, random, how about a zombie piglin figurine? And then two people, independently, thought hmm, how about the cremated remains of my parent? It's the experience of finding another person who's unhinged in PRECISELY the same way as you.
eastend666
Thanks to all of you. Now that I'm clued in I'm getting a kick out of it. There's something about making people hold a mouthful of water.....
Nobody213
Looks like a contest among friends to bring in random objects and see who can resist spitting out the water in their mouths for the longest time. The twist is that not one, but TWO of them brought in urns holding the remains of their parents. That was so unexpected that one of them burst. The other was trying to maintain reverence for the dead per the first comment.
Trueshadowspawn
#28 meat coffee sounds awful
3Davideo
#14 They look like people having a fun time. Apart from that, no idea.
Capum15
#3 I always remember the State Fair Cotton Candy Vendor Werner Herzog from a Game Grumps Ten Minute Power Hour episode. "Every birthday, is like the Grim Reaper, moving one peg on the abacus of your life...do you want him to have gumball eyes?"
Ryzanify
#14 I see 3 but that’s all I know 😂
robingal1
#26 I fucking adore my hammock. Best sleep. Only problem is butt is cold in winter. But electric blankie exists. Best fucking sleep
myrealnames
Hammock is great. But a bare mattress? Now all the oils, skin cells, etc. are on/ in the mattress..
Sheldonian
My fellow Yucatecans agree (in Mexico people from the Yucatan peninsula are famous for sleeping in hammocks), they say it's the best way to sleep in the hot humid weather
InfocalypseRising
#15 nobody ever talks about how “love languages” are just some shit some guy made up to sell a book
cowgoesmoo1
Doesn't necessarily mean he's wrong.
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
Doesn't necessarily mean that but he sure fucking is wrong. Read the actual book it is hot nonsense
FinancialRavioli
People definitely to put higher value in some kinds of communication and interaction than others do. Book guy worked on quantifying some of that. My wife definitely needs certain interactions that I've had to learn how to provide, and vice versa.
MrsMeltingCrayons
#15 Pet peeve: calling everything a "love language." It makes zero sense to call consistency a love language. It's a trait. It's not a love language any more than honesty or loyalty. Replace that with "trait for healthy attachment" and I'm in 100% agreement. Being consistent, honest, or loyal are all important traits and some people prioritize them in different orders, that doesn't mean they're love languages. Idk why that's getting under my skin so much.
hayeszc84
I don't know why it's under your skin so much either, but now it's under mine too!
AnythingMuchShorter
One of the internet's favorite trends is taking any new and popular term that has somewhat of a useful meaning and applying it to everything until it is totally meaningless. One of the earliest examples I can think of is "hack" simply "getting something to function in a way that is useful, but not intended in its design" and they'll use it for using glue to stick things together.
GratuaCuun
Okay, the rural counts guy got me - ngl https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YncwZ2Q5YTJlNDlqbTIyaTQwOWJwa3FsM2t3a2dscTBncDVzbGxnMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VMO6qeIbr7JRLnLTGw/200w.webp
GratuaCuun
Also, kinda love what my spell check replaced cunts with 😆
NegasonicAdultEMP
I shamelessly stole that one from @NinjaCongo because it made my day. Gotta give them the credit they deserve for that one https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnZ6MHQwbnoxZ3RhOWJyaGVoYnV2Y2hpem4wMml1ZjVoNWhkaWVrayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LYDNZAzOqrez6/giphy.mp4
NinjaCongo
Feel free to steal anything you like from posts! I really like your style, @OP. But you know that already.
NegasonicAdultEMP
It’s official. We’re in an open thievery relationship now ;)https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlazQ5Njl2ZzAwY3o3MTFzc2d6MGRnbnVwbjdwNzRrYWd1bXBzdGNzaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dVk5pfyp3nz6odSYdG/giphy.mp4
NinjaCongo
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#8 Being weird just means I'm not normal, and no offense, but have you met normal on this planet?
silvuha24
Everyone is their normal. My normal might not be your normal :)
NegasonicAdultEMP
I’ve met a sickening amount of desperately trying to appear normal. Does that count?
coffeeandprozac
"Normal" is a spectrum, both in the social and clinical sense.
BishlamekGurpgork
There's a clinical 'normal'?
coffeeandprozac
Yes.
Let's say we measure a behavior on a scale of 1-100. Clinically, "normal" is between 10-90. "Abnormal" is 1-10 and 91-100.
I'm grossly oversimplifying, too, so take this as a very basic, barney-style explanation. There is a metric fuckton of nuance missing from this explanation. Even outliers can fall within normal range while technically measuring abnormal.
BishlamekGurpgork
Are you suuuuuuuure they don't use 'typical' or, more clinically, 'within normal limits?' or 'expected range?'
Most clinical fields specifically instruct to avoid 'normal' as vague, value-based, and depends on cultural norms.
coffeeandprozac
Again, GROSSLY oversimplifying. "Within normal limits" is far more characters, too. Hence my follow-up comment.
coffeeandprozac
I am not a clinician at all. My undergrad degree doesn't qualify me to do clinical anything, but this is how I learned the basics and for imgur, I think it's okay. I do recommend follow-up reading if you want a better understanding. It is a lot of math, and I hate math.