Aug 15, 2020 8:33 PM
FragileDonkey
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GullahGullahIslander
Put a picture of his tiny hand on the next forever stamps...MAKE BANK USPS
thatsmyfetish69
I like these for stamps!
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
I love that it’s on a “forever” stamp. “Fuck Trump...Forever”
MoldyCrow
If only...
trippingthelightfantastic
This should save the USPS with enough left over for universal health care!
Whatswrongwiththispicture
TheTripleLindy
I wish this was real
ministryofpeace
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html make it so
bladderinfection
This wallpaper will really class up my den. And garage, and bathrooms, and crawlspace...
backrideup9
They better come on the 100 rolls.
3006mv
I will take 100 sheets
betteegurl
I’d buy that
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
USPS doesn’t make a profit the same way the Airforce doesn’t make a profit. It’s an essential service.
FeloniousMonk13
I would buy these by the roll and stick em everywhere
Shade169
id buy em in a heartbeat
sme2812
Too many people are already licking his back side
90s4ever
Are stamps still licked? I think they’re stickers now.
SecretlyASquirrel
I'd use the underside of my ballsack after a 2 mile run for these bad boys.
TheLonePengu
Jokes on you! I usually just use forehead sweat for moistening stamps and envelopes.
CmpltBlsht
https://store.usps.com/store/pse/
Siliconhobbit
Please tell me this is real. I'll go out and buy whatever I can if it is.
immortalbucket
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MrRandom314159
What's the most direct way? I once bought a roll from Staples, but I assume they pocket a piece.
ajahdjzjabda8888
I’d pay $10 a stamp if I knew usps got the money. And I’d buy a friggin load of em.
FractalChainsaw
They're cheaper than $10 a pop, but you can go buy some now! https://store.usps.com/store/product/buy-stamps/us-flag-S_740104
CausticCake
I'd get some, but those are some boring designs. Maybe the dogs one? They should design good ones, maybe re-popularize stamp collecting
whatareyougonnadodownvoteme
Pretty sure he specifically meant the fuck trump stamps, not just any stamp in general
SamArt53
The way to beat Trump’s attempt to make the post office fail so he can claim the election he’s going to lose was ‘rigged’ is to mail your
.ballot on the earliest possible day, it could be WEEKS before the election (check your state’s rules). It’s not like you’re going to change
your mind between now and the election. IF you don’t know who to vote for by now perhaps you shouldn’t be voting at all. MAIL EARLY!!!
The701
Agreed. If you can - you have to GET the ballot first to do anything with it, and it's coming by mail. Plenty of people will wait.
The deadline in my state to *request* a ballot is 7 days before the election. If everything goes perfectly smoothly, sure, that should be
enough time. That's an "if" that isn't likely to happen though.
inthrees
Not with Trump’s handpicked wreck-it-from-the-inside guy in charge.
Randombastard360
If we get a new administration that dejoy shit bag is going to be sporting an orange jumper soon.
sleix
only if they send him to the same place as his last two friends went.
BaggyMagnum
The USPS has been operating at significant loss for 14 years now and said themselves they can’t meet the needs of mail in voting
If the states pushed the deadline to get your ballot out to like two weeks instead of 4 days they could do it idk why that’s not an option
USPS not for profit enterprise they are a government entity. Do you ask the same of the National Park service ? They’ve also been kneecapped
True but USPS operating costs are not tax funded. I’m just saying maybe they should review the business model, they didn’t always lose money
titaniumsnail
Isn't their business model handicapped by the fact they have to save pensions for several generations ahead of time? Or something like that.
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
I can count on one hand the pieces of mail I send out in a year.
Oogibah
katsumiblisk
I hate this fucking meme. It's no longer fun and is vastly overused.
RedDirt3D
BlueMaggot
Dionysus187
people need to stop posting bullshit in the context of being real or omission of parody, then
LuminoZero
Look at the name of the "Designer" at the bottom of the picture. It's not OPs fault you can't read.
Ydafuqitmattertho
On the internet?
FroopyHood
Yeah, it needs a long vacation.
angrywithoutcheese
Seeing as it's a joke...
HerNameIsPeanut
Can anyone in any country buy them?! I know I couldn't use them but they'd be awesome to have and because Fuck Trump!!
yoursoulreaper
I'll buy a book
ohthatscoo1
For real though, is this a real thing? Cause it should be a thing
chickensareawesome
Me too!!!
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
I'll buy a library
sundaymondayhippyday
I’ll buy the book about how the book of stamps came about....
Seph89
Don't use it if your voting by mail. Trump's lackeys will probably throw your vote away.
GreenGables5
*you're +1
Gluseph
Therefore creating mail-in voting fraud
TheRealAlpharius
hitlersjuicyhole
You wouldn't be able to post this if you were ruled by a real fascist lol
Username relevant
LasciviousHedgehog
With this greasy shit it might only take one more McDonalds order to push him into that cardiac event we all hope for
djj25
This must be copyrighted. I want a t-shirt
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
Hells yes!
tReasonoustRump
?noredirect
Counterfit
So that's the original…
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/a/b6Ph2OL
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livinglife9009
I know it does. It helps businesses too. That said, because this message comes from you, with that specific username, I’m having doubts. Lol
tj764
yes, you would also sabotage the raptor project to make Edgy Bird Boy sad... well more sad than standard
And it ruled.
but you didnt have to sit through his poems he fucking wrote about it, it was so bad slanesh has nothing on the pain corax can cause
Would the chaos gods lie?
Evidently they did, you'd think I would have seen that coming.
Except that time with Rogal Dorn.
swolentoast
https://photostamps.com/ Make it real!
Gotwire
Closed June 2020 just after the new Postmaster General DeJoy was appointed.
I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you!
PhiAlphaFuckMachine
Site's been shut down mate
Well damn. I know there are/used to be others. Not sure if they’re all shuttered.
OMG, I bet the Postal Service would be out of debt and turning a huge profit in a week. I’ll take $100 worth right now
Lurkernomore86
Wait till you see how far in debt the military is ever year.
RagtimeRaver
They should release two versions. One like this and another supporting Trump. The USPS would never be in the red again.
BagelConsternation
I nominate you as the next US Postmaster General
Please stop promoting the idea that the USPS should turn a profit. They are a service, they aren't supposed to make money.
secretoaster
X2
pwnz805
I literally googled this in a frail fleeting hope this was even remotely a real thing.
BrazenFool
I'm from UK and even I want some. Do they do a Boris Johnson pack too?
IAmAnthonyStark
Hell yeah, I’d buy as many as they let me
spychik
I match your 100 and add another 100
sjester42
Damn straight
Direfox
The postal service, which in one of the only departments mentioned in the US Constitution, was never supposed to profit. Its a service
miasmactic
i would buy at least 3 sheets
RelartOfGivia
I'll take a case please.
Zmokahontas
Two please!
70617373776f7264
I'd buy enough for lifetime
BurnieCinders
I'd buy some from Australia.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Australia is selling them?
texscot
Seriously, i would quit paying online and by checks again. I'd use everyone kf the $500 worth I would buy.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
I'd take 1000, and just start mailing everyone
ShinyTheDark
I'm from germany, would buy some too. :3
sparkleman
They aren’t in Debt. What the issue is that in 2008 they were forced to find the Pensions for 75 years. And They aren’t supposed to profit
Kwinion
Most people don’t understand this is what is killing usps, or at least what was killing it before DeJoy. Thanks for posting.
Streiquer
I'd rather it read something more insulting. Like 'Bunker Bitch'
Someone shared that we can make them: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html
@HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant...credit where credit is due. Couldn’t tag you and leave the link/commentary. Thank you for this knowledge.
Good stuff, much appreciated.
Zulljin4
Yeah i don't like that it has his name and gave on it
WizeGuyThoughts
Just in case, please sign: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/board-of-governors-of-the-united-states-postal-service-remove-louis-dejoy
ript11
RelativeVelocity
I did.
MostlyAngryButNiceAboutIt
I did!
meghanmonique5
I did too! But PLEASE keep posting this everywhere!!!
i did
akpixie
Just did.
Robinson257
Signed. Thank you!!
Syk0tik0ne
Legit, if this is real, all my Trump supporting relatives are actually getting Christmas cards this year.
adjacentengels
They should get Happy Holiday cards with this stamp.
SomeNameGoesHere
Multiple. Christmas, Thanksgiving, new years, etc. A couple for each and good measure.
hotstuffburns
Better send them soon.
dav3nasty
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
Too soon.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
These days it's never too soon.
lindsayisforever
I second that...and I don't even celebrate Christmas.
LordNergal
I'd send them a card for every holiday.
KillingTlme
Neither do Christians.
Lmao
BenSnow97
why the fuck not
Because you touch yourself at night.
I thought that causes blindness, not the lack of a kickass holiday
dmex
Good, writing happy holidays will trigger then more
Haha. I don't celebrate holidays!! Hahaha
degenerator
You'd send cards to his relatives? That's mighty thoughtful.
What can I say. I just like to send love
HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant
You can do this yourself! https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html
You need to make this comment on the main post...more people need to know about this!!
Unfortunately, it seems my info was outdated. The USPS has done away with custom stamps effective June 2020 :(
Oh bummer! ...I wonder if this meme is the reason lol.
Sadly, no. At least not this link... the first two were the usps approved and now shut down, the third link to rubber stamps not postage.
Oh no. You're right. Discontinued June 2020 :(
xanius
Of course it was. It helped generate revenue for the usps.
I even made an account at postage.com but all you can do there is print white squares with the postal cost, no pic. Tried real hard!!! ?
ThatWeirdoOverThere
As great as these stamps are, I feel it would be too easy for Trump's people to tamper with em. "Oh, nice stamp. Woops, lost that letter..."
Dragon4518
you know trump supporters cant read. they'd see trumps face and be happy!!
CyberKingdom
If only that were a felony, oh wait
There's no accountability for them, that's why this whole presidency has been so severe. No checks or balances. He's in full dictator mode
ivythearchive
I had an aunt I never heard from for about 20 years. Our mailman was arrested with 20 years of my birthday cards...
GullahGullahIslander
Put a picture of his tiny hand on the next forever stamps...MAKE BANK USPS
thatsmyfetish69
I like these for stamps!
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
I love that it’s on a “forever” stamp. “Fuck Trump...Forever”
MoldyCrow
If only...
trippingthelightfantastic
This should save the USPS with enough left over for universal health care!
Whatswrongwiththispicture
TheTripleLindy
I wish this was real
ministryofpeace
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html make it so
bladderinfection
This wallpaper will really class up my den. And garage, and bathrooms, and crawlspace...
backrideup9
They better come on the 100 rolls.
3006mv
I will take 100 sheets
betteegurl
I’d buy that
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
USPS doesn’t make a profit the same way the Airforce doesn’t make a profit. It’s an essential service.
FeloniousMonk13
I would buy these by the roll and stick em everywhere
Shade169
id buy em in a heartbeat
sme2812
Too many people are already licking his back side
90s4ever
Are stamps still licked? I think they’re stickers now.
SecretlyASquirrel
I'd use the underside of my ballsack after a 2 mile run for these bad boys.
TheLonePengu
Jokes on you! I usually just use forehead sweat for moistening stamps and envelopes.
CmpltBlsht
https://store.usps.com/store/pse/
Siliconhobbit
Please tell me this is real. I'll go out and buy whatever I can if it is.
immortalbucket
MrRandom314159
What's the most direct way? I once bought a roll from Staples, but I assume they pocket a piece.
ajahdjzjabda8888
I’d pay $10 a stamp if I knew usps got the money. And I’d buy a friggin load of em.
FractalChainsaw
They're cheaper than $10 a pop, but you can go buy some now! https://store.usps.com/store/product/buy-stamps/us-flag-S_740104
CausticCake
I'd get some, but those are some boring designs. Maybe the dogs one? They should design good ones, maybe re-popularize stamp collecting
whatareyougonnadodownvoteme
Pretty sure he specifically meant the fuck trump stamps, not just any stamp in general
SamArt53
The way to beat Trump’s attempt to make the post office fail so he can claim the election he’s going to lose was ‘rigged’ is to mail your
SamArt53
.ballot on the earliest possible day, it could be WEEKS before the election (check your state’s rules). It’s not like you’re going to change
SamArt53
your mind between now and the election. IF you don’t know who to vote for by now perhaps you shouldn’t be voting at all. MAIL EARLY!!!
The701
Agreed. If you can - you have to GET the ballot first to do anything with it, and it's coming by mail. Plenty of people will wait.
The701
The deadline in my state to *request* a ballot is 7 days before the election. If everything goes perfectly smoothly, sure, that should be
The701
enough time. That's an "if" that isn't likely to happen though.
inthrees
Not with Trump’s handpicked wreck-it-from-the-inside guy in charge.
Randombastard360
If we get a new administration that dejoy shit bag is going to be sporting an orange jumper soon.
sleix
only if they send him to the same place as his last two friends went.
BaggyMagnum
The USPS has been operating at significant loss for 14 years now and said themselves they can’t meet the needs of mail in voting
BaggyMagnum
If the states pushed the deadline to get your ballot out to like two weeks instead of 4 days they could do it idk why that’s not an option
Randombastard360
USPS not for profit enterprise they are a government entity. Do you ask the same of the National Park service ? They’ve also been kneecapped
BaggyMagnum
True but USPS operating costs are not tax funded. I’m just saying maybe they should review the business model, they didn’t always lose money
titaniumsnail
Isn't their business model handicapped by the fact they have to save pensions for several generations ahead of time? Or something like that.
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
I can count on one hand the pieces of mail I send out in a year.
Oogibah
katsumiblisk
I hate this fucking meme. It's no longer fun and is vastly overused.
RedDirt3D
BlueMaggot
Dionysus187
people need to stop posting bullshit in the context of being real or omission of parody, then
LuminoZero
Look at the name of the "Designer" at the bottom of the picture. It's not OPs fault you can't read.
Ydafuqitmattertho
On the internet?
FroopyHood
Yeah, it needs a long vacation.
angrywithoutcheese
Seeing as it's a joke...
HerNameIsPeanut
Can anyone in any country buy them?! I know I couldn't use them but they'd be awesome to have and because Fuck Trump!!
yoursoulreaper
I'll buy a book
ohthatscoo1
For real though, is this a real thing? Cause it should be a thing
chickensareawesome
Me too!!!
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
I'll buy a library
sundaymondayhippyday
I’ll buy the book about how the book of stamps came about....
Seph89
Don't use it if your voting by mail. Trump's lackeys will probably throw your vote away.
GreenGables5
*you're +1
Gluseph
Therefore creating mail-in voting fraud
TheRealAlpharius
hitlersjuicyhole
You wouldn't be able to post this if you were ruled by a real fascist lol
TheRealAlpharius
Username relevant
LasciviousHedgehog
With this greasy shit it might only take one more McDonalds order to push him into that cardiac event we all hope for
djj25
This must be copyrighted. I want a t-shirt
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
Hells yes!
tReasonoustRump
Counterfit
So that's the original…
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/a/b6Ph2OL
kli0pOOO23
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
livinglife9009
I know it does. It helps businesses too. That said, because this message comes from you, with that specific username, I’m having doubts. Lol
TheRealAlpharius
tj764
yes, you would also sabotage the raptor project to make Edgy Bird Boy sad... well more sad than standard
TheRealAlpharius
And it ruled.
tj764
but you didnt have to sit through his poems he fucking wrote about it, it was so bad slanesh has nothing on the pain corax can cause
livinglife9009
Would the chaos gods lie?
TheRealAlpharius
Evidently they did, you'd think I would have seen that coming.
livinglife9009
Except that time with Rogal Dorn.
swolentoast
https://photostamps.com/ Make it real!
Gotwire
Closed June 2020 just after the new Postmaster General DeJoy was appointed.
swolentoast
I’m shocked! Shocked I tell you!
PhiAlphaFuckMachine
Site's been shut down mate
swolentoast
Well damn. I know there are/used to be others. Not sure if they’re all shuttered.
Whatswrongwiththispicture
OMG, I bet the Postal Service would be out of debt and turning a huge profit in a week. I’ll take $100 worth right now
Lurkernomore86
Wait till you see how far in debt the military is ever year.
RagtimeRaver
They should release two versions. One like this and another supporting Trump. The USPS would never be in the red again.
BagelConsternation
I nominate you as the next US Postmaster General
LuminoZero
Please stop promoting the idea that the USPS should turn a profit. They are a service, they aren't supposed to make money.
secretoaster
X2
pwnz805
I literally googled this in a frail fleeting hope this was even remotely a real thing.
BrazenFool
I'm from UK and even I want some. Do they do a Boris Johnson pack too?
IAmAnthonyStark
Hell yeah, I’d buy as many as they let me
spychik
I match your 100 and add another 100
sjester42
Damn straight
Direfox
The postal service, which in one of the only departments mentioned in the US Constitution, was never supposed to profit. Its a service
miasmactic
i would buy at least 3 sheets
RelartOfGivia
I'll take a case please.
Zmokahontas
Two please!
70617373776f7264
I'd buy enough for lifetime
BurnieCinders
I'd buy some from Australia.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Australia is selling them?
texscot
Seriously, i would quit paying online and by checks again. I'd use everyone kf the $500 worth I would buy.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
I'd take 1000, and just start mailing everyone
ShinyTheDark
I'm from germany, would buy some too. :3
sparkleman
They aren’t in Debt. What the issue is that in 2008 they were forced to find the Pensions for 75 years. And They aren’t supposed to profit
Kwinion
Most people don’t understand this is what is killing usps, or at least what was killing it before DeJoy. Thanks for posting.
Streiquer
I'd rather it read something more insulting. Like 'Bunker Bitch'
IAmAnthonyStark
Someone shared that we can make them: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html
IAmAnthonyStark
@HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant...credit where credit is due. Couldn’t tag you and leave the link/commentary. Thank you for this knowledge.
Streiquer
Good stuff, much appreciated.
Zulljin4
Yeah i don't like that it has his name and gave on it
WizeGuyThoughts
Just in case, please sign: https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/board-of-governors-of-the-united-states-postal-service-remove-louis-dejoy
ript11
RelativeVelocity
I did.
MostlyAngryButNiceAboutIt
I did!
meghanmonique5
I did too! But PLEASE keep posting this everywhere!!!
miasmactic
i did
akpixie
Just did.
Robinson257
Signed. Thank you!!
Syk0tik0ne
Legit, if this is real, all my Trump supporting relatives are actually getting Christmas cards this year.
adjacentengels
They should get Happy Holiday cards with this stamp.
SomeNameGoesHere
Multiple. Christmas, Thanksgiving, new years, etc. A couple for each and good measure.
hotstuffburns
Better send them soon.
dav3nasty
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
Too soon.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
These days it's never too soon.
lindsayisforever
I second that...and I don't even celebrate Christmas.
LordNergal
I'd send them a card for every holiday.
KillingTlme
Neither do Christians.
lindsayisforever
Lmao
BenSnow97
why the fuck not
lindsayisforever
Because you touch yourself at night.
BenSnow97
I thought that causes blindness, not the lack of a kickass holiday
dmex
Good, writing happy holidays will trigger then more
lindsayisforever
Haha. I don't celebrate holidays!! Hahaha
degenerator
You'd send cards to his relatives? That's mighty thoughtful.
lindsayisforever
What can I say. I just like to send love
HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant
You can do this yourself! https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/25/technology/personaltech/how-to-design-your-own-postage-stamps.html
IAmAnthonyStark
You need to make this comment on the main post...more people need to know about this!!
HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant
Unfortunately, it seems my info was outdated. The USPS has done away with custom stamps effective June 2020 :(
IAmAnthonyStark
Oh bummer! ...I wonder if this meme is the reason lol.
meghanmonique5
Sadly, no. At least not this link... the first two were the usps approved and now shut down, the third link to rubber stamps not postage.
HisNameIsKanyeHesAGiant
Oh no. You're right. Discontinued June 2020 :(
xanius
Of course it was. It helped generate revenue for the usps.
meghanmonique5
I even made an account at postage.com but all you can do there is print white squares with the postal cost, no pic. Tried real hard!!! ?
ThatWeirdoOverThere
As great as these stamps are, I feel it would be too easy for Trump's people to tamper with em. "Oh, nice stamp. Woops, lost that letter..."
Dragon4518
you know trump supporters cant read. they'd see trumps face and be happy!!
CyberKingdom
If only that were a felony, oh wait
RelativeVelocity
There's no accountability for them, that's why this whole presidency has been so severe. No checks or balances. He's in full dictator mode
ivythearchive
I had an aunt I never heard from for about 20 years. Our mailman was arrested with 20 years of my birthday cards...