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Oct 7, 2025 11:29 PM
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DeamgonDork
#22 art
fartharder
#3 wasps?
Neednoggle
Lucky toad..
OrigamiBeetles
#18 I immediately tried to think of what I might have done to draw the eyes of the Court of Owls.
Tomigami
#20 Love me some fucken NOUNS
azazyel
#1 I feel that and the opposite at the same time. Either they're all idiots or I must be, 'do they not see the stupidity of this?'
IAMSRC
#2 I got a can of evaporated milk expecting to see a milk cloud inside. It was the opposite! It was the milk that FAILED to evaporate. LIES!
gIoblobbIobgob
Actually what happens is that the evaporated milk cools and boom, now you have condensed milk.
disposabledom
#5 I bought a $60 shop fan on sale (from 100) and it runs 24/7. It's amazing
doctorhat
#19 at least he didn't say foil
Shmotzel
#11 I heard the music reading that
didgeboy287
How do you pronounce "LOVEEE?" Do we just assume it's the o? Or does this mean a dramatic silent e pause?
fartharder
#15 hell yeah, brother
nominalaeon
#2 Lobster Soup is using Google’s Lobster font, is that where that comes from!?
fartharder
#8 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHpsY3JwczA1YXptbng2d2NoaGloY2QyN2x2NjIyM3dnc3BwNTNyYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MpAlduomA021W/200w.mp4
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#4 its the greatest song of our generation. FUCKIN EVERYBODY practically has that shit memorized
nwehehehe
i can safely say mr brightside has been charting on MY top 100 since i first heard it back in highschool as an angsty teenager
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
It just has that sleeper cell activation je ne sais quoi. Like when you hear the juke box hit that "just a city boy born and raised in south detroit" then white people lose there shit
ScrippyChan
#1 Is there an agenda for this meeting? Will there be minutes? No? Fuck you, I have work to do. Is there a duration specified for this meeting? No? Fuck you, I have work to do. Is it a lecture? Yes? Fuck you, send an email, I have work to do. Are you interrupting an important, time-sensitive task(s)? Yes? Fuck you, I have more important shit to do, learn how to schedule. Does this meeting concern me or my department/subordinates? No? Fuck you, I have work to do.
SirNinjaPirateBot
#11 apparently they're calling those "medbeds"
Fn0rd
The whole med bed thing is this based on the concept shown in the movie Elysium? I’ve never heard of this kind of unrealistic sci fi technology before the release of that movie. And since then, people with room temperature IQ are hollering about elites who try to hide this from us… what is going on with this?
SayRamrod
that movie was better than i thought itd be
amnjml
I think they offered the pokemon machines as a free service. If republicans get anything resembling med beds working, they're gonna copy Elysium and make the bed scan your DNA to make sure you aren't poor.
MrRandom314159
No, they're called: メディカル マシーン
squillis
#19 *nuke it in the office microwave*
Denvercoder09
With some broccoli
Toqom
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWxqdm14bnhkYzh1ODZuZGhzMzI4NHV3cW55Njk1cTFuc20zOWhraSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ToMjGpOjkiEjzJ1ZaJG/200w.webp
TheGlow
#1 My manager of 15 years quit. Somehow, they think I'm a valid replacement. I have FOUR meetings for Friday, and I have no idea whats going on.
ScrippyChan
Let us know how many of them could've just been emails.
TheGlow
At least 1 definitely because its a follow up to an email I sent following a previous meeting that could have been an email.
GenerallyLurkInBed
#14 Duck Duck Jason?
PumpkinDriver5
#4 always look on the bright side of life. *whistle whistle*
MrStealYourGiF
#18 well maybe you should have thought of that before you pinned that zero tolerance owl policy to the fridge.
henryvk
Good. Everything here is good.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Especially the whipped cream
wagnus
we know this because you're here
fartharder
#13 so I can have all my friends over :D https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOW9kcGp5OHV2eG1iNzV6dm9wMzZwdm83NTh5em9nbzJvaTh4YXJ3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RIAOV7vXdehyGB6tIg/200w.mp4
Tomigami
Did no one tell you? That life was gonna be this way? Clap-clap-clap-clap?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3B3bWtkdTB0aTNxZ3UzcjEyY2E0Zm91eTBqeGtyMnc0NHZnZ2V5MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l22ysLe54hZP0wubek/200w.webp
fartharder
Nothing validated growing up sarcastic as seeing him make it a very human quality
SuicidalBallsack
#5 hehe i have this fan but in purple, it’s always on…
AmyBethMegJo
Mine is blue. Lasko?
SuicidalBallsack
yup!